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MALARKEY BUS 2020
Biden’s Popularity Skyrockets Among Coveted 1920s Working Class Demographic
U.S.—Many have criticized Joe Biden’s new campaign slogan, “No Malarkey,” for being out of touch and old-fashioned.
But new polls show that the slogan is actually a huge hit among the working class in the 1920s. While a minority said Trump was their man and a few liked some of the other Democratic candidates, over 92% of the 1920s demographic said that they were “real keen on Biden.”
“I like this Biden fellow, see?” said one man smoking a cigar in a speakeasy as he cleaned his Tommy gun. “No balderdash, no malarkey, not on his watch, ya got it, toots? He’s the real deal, the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, a real nifty gent, and I ain’t no pushover, ya see?”
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NO MALARKEY
I'm 162 and even I find "Malarkey" to be archaic. https://t.co/mq9JXGfICT
— Rudy Havenstein, Nous Sommes Tous Pimco. (@RudyHavenstein) December 1, 2019
Millennials are like: What is malarkey? And why aren’t we getting any? https://t.co/N1rPm9VtUh
— Sven Henrich (@NorthmanTrader) December 1, 2019
Joe – No malarkey
Warren – 1/1024th malarkey
Harris – Stop that malarkey or go to jail
Bloomberg – no malarkey over 16 ounces
Sanders – seize the means of malarkey
Buttigieg – white malarkey
Yang – 1000 malarkeys for everyone
Williamson – The real malarkey was inside us all along— Kyle Mann (@The_Kyle_Mann) December 1, 2019