How Often Should You Poop?

Via Mercola

Story at-a-glance

  • How often you empty your bowels can be a good indication of how healthy you are and whether or not your body is running like the well-oiled machine it’s intended to be
  • Ninety-eight percent of the participants in one study had a bowel movement frequency ranging from three times weekly to three times daily; both ends of the spectrum were considered normal
  • Sitting can inhibit how completely you’re able to get rid of waste, while squatting so your knees are closer to your chest is a more natural arrangement of the body to optimize elimination
  • While scientists aren’t sure how people respond to certain sensory stimuli, environmental cues and a feeling of safety could prompt people to poop only when they’re at home

Yes, there really are standards for how often a person should be visiting the porcelain throne. Of course, nearly everyone is thrown off their game from time to time, but generally speaking, there’s a few telling criteria regarding this most private of events.

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San Francisco “Poop Patrollers” Make $185,000

Via ZeroHedge

We wish we could say this was a satire piece, but a new story in the San Francisco Chronicle reveals just how lucrative collecting shit actually is.

It’s but the latest in a string of shocking revelations to hit headlines throughout the summer exposing how deep San Francisco’s crisis of vast amounts of vagrant-generated feces covering its public streets actually runs (no pun intended).

We detailed last week how city authorities have finally decided to do something after thousands of feces complaints (during only one week in July, over 16,000 were recorded), the cancellation of a major medical convention and an outraged new Mayor, London Breed, who was absolutely shocked after walking through her city: they established a professional “poop patrol”

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