Tag: Sauron

Sauron Builds Wall To Prevent One From Simply Walking Into Mordor

Via The Babylon Bee

BARAD-DUR—Sauron has announced a new construction project for Mordor, which is an economic and military superpower nestled in the quaint, spider-infested hills to the east of Gondor.

The servant of Morgoth said the wall is to prevent one from simply walking into Mordor, pointing out that the land of Mordor has an “immigration crisis” as rumors of a caravan of nine members of a fellowship was headed his direction. He says the looming wall will run all the way around the natural mountainous barrier surrounding the country to ensure no “bad apples” get through.

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Sauron Rules in Washington

Guest Post by Paul Craig Roberts

“The problem is that the world has listened to Americans for far too bloody long.”  — Dr. Julian Osborne, from the 2000 film version of Nevil Shute’s 1957 book, On the Beach

A reader asked why neoconservatives push toward nuclear war when there can be no winners. If all die, what is the point?

The answer is that the neoconservatives believe that the US can win at minimum and perhaps zero damage.

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THE ATTACK HAS CEASED – NOW WE’RE REALLY WORRIED

This is the actual dialogue between The Man With No Name and the evil men who hijacked my site. Just insert the word TBP in place of Daughter in the clip.

At about 9:00 am this morning the attack on TBP appeared to cease. The barrage of hits showing up on the CloudFlare analytics page flat-lined. The 2 million hits per hour dropped to a trickle. Have we defeated the evil forces of Mordor? Or are the evil ones marshalling their forces under the watchful eye of Sauron before striking at the heart of TBP?

Mordor's DuoSpire

I fear they are gathering strength for the next assault on the TBP castle. I understand the leader of the evil forces gave this speech this morning.

“A new power is rising, its victory is at hand. This night the land will be stained with the blood of Quinn. March to TBP Central, leave none alive. TO WAR! There will be no dawn for the TBP army.”

Battle of Helms Deep

They will launch an all-out assault on our fortress, but victory shall be ours.