I LIKE TURTLES

Sorry for posting all the articles so late, but I’ve been swimming with turtles and drinking rum all day. The thought of saying fuck the traffic on the Schuykill Expressway and West Philly crossed my mind thirty times today. Why shouldn’t we just move to St. Thomas and drink, swim, and sit in a lounge chair? I’m having a hard time coming up with reasons. Maybe it’s the rum.

14 thoughts on “I LIKE TURTLES”

  1. admin

    Haven’t you read “Don’t Stop the Carnival”. Eventually all white men go crazy in the islands and do something really stupid and get killed or have to leave.

    Aren’t those turtles beautiful when they’re swimming? Theyr’e almost like birds.

     
  2. AWD

    The internet connection on this ship sucks. I’ve tried to login and post the pending articles in the morning, but no luck until now. This comment just cost me $2.00.

    I’m going to take my life into my hands and enter the buffet of the damned. Rascals and Boomers descending on the buffet like ravenous sharks. Obese sharks.

     
  3. Admin – what are you complaining about. What, with all your ad revenue, you should be able to make up the $2 in around a month or so.

     
  4. “just move to St. Thomas and drink, swim, and sit in a lounge chair”

    +1 !!!

    Toss your computer in with the turtles too, relax, drink, fuck this place before it fucks you!

     
  5. Oh my fucking god, AWD – that is hands down the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I’m going to go gouge my eyes out with a red hot fire poker now. Shit, so NOT cool man.

     
  6. Just come to Texas admin, Im sure you will like swimming with the snapping turtles in the zero visibility muddied fresh water ponds after soaking your cortex in grog

     
  7. I bought this turkey off amazon, for thanksgiving. Somehow, I just couldn’t resist it -AWD

    Isnt this all you see at work? =)

     

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