THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN IS BUSH’S FAULT

Hat tip to BostonBob for sending this to me.

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” – George Carlin

 

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TPC
TPC
October 16, 2013 11:11 am

My favorite was the old lady who said, “what’s he got to do with it?”

Other than that, this is bullshit. Same voting power I have. Fukkity fuk fuk fuk

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
October 16, 2013 11:19 am

TPC,
That was all I could think as I watched these illiterate morons try to string together more that 4 coherent words in a row. What do people this incoherent actually do for a living? I know I live a sheltered life, but the blacks in my town don’t speak like this nor do they let their children speak this poorly. I guess I need to get out more.
Bob.

bb
bb
October 16, 2013 11:25 am

Looking at these stupid ,vile ,useless eaters gives me good understanding of why men commit mass genocide.l am getting to the point of having nothing but contempt for my fellow man.
I know that doesn’t set very well with my Christian beliefs .Maybe I will get to the point of hating everybody and feel good it like AWD.

Stucky
Stucky
October 16, 2013 11:29 am

Eureka!

In a sudden burst of incredible insight, Herr Stuchenmeister suddenly realizes who in Amerika is responsible for our terrible school ranking.

bb
bb
October 16, 2013 11:38 am

Maybe I need to start going back to church ,read the bible and pray more.Maybe that would help but it just seems like a waste of time.Maybe Stucky is right after all.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 16, 2013 11:49 am

I love at about 1:55 when the gentleman in the Charlie Brown sweater tries to explain that Obama “wanted” him to have food stamps, and the government said he “needed” food stamps. I would be angry if it wasn’t so sad. You watch these people and they truly believe that this is what the government is there for. They could not see it any other way to save their lives. Whether blinded by prejudice and/or by ignorance they never be able to reason that there is any other point of view. They will be blaming Bush for their problems even after Obama leaves office and is jetting around the world living like a billionaire while they wallow in their victim mentality.
Bob.

harry p.
harry p.
October 16, 2013 11:49 am

bostonbob,
my 2yo speaks better than those knee-grows

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
October 16, 2013 11:50 am

Sorry,
That was me posing Anonymously.
Bob

AWD
AWD
October 16, 2013 11:53 am

Amazing how easy some people are to brainwash. The democrats have a majority of these fucking idiots now, a democrat voting block, and they are increasing it by at least 12 million illegal aliens (undocumented democrats) vis-a-vis “immigration reform”. This country is doomed, these people are breeding like rabbits, and getting paid to do so. Game over.

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
October 16, 2013 11:56 am

harry p.,
I live in a town with several ex-athletes from up the street in Foxboro, I can tell you not one of them would dare speak this poorly nor would they let their children.They understand that in the real world people make judgements very quickly about you on how you come across, especially how you speak. While people certain ethnicity consistently show up in this short video, it does not represent all of them. Unfortunately it does represent far too many of them.
Bob.

cahuitabeachbound
cahuitabeachbound
October 16, 2013 12:01 pm

My late father termed them “cattle”.

AWD
AWD
October 16, 2013 12:07 pm

bb

Go fuck yourself

DaveL
DaveL
October 16, 2013 12:24 pm

It is Bushs’ fault.

If Adam hadn’t got a look at Eve’s bush, none of this shit would be happening. We could all be eating Bush beans and farting rainbows and Skittles. Now, what I’ve said may not be a sin, but it is Original.

DaveL
DaveL
October 16, 2013 12:25 pm

P.S. It is obviously a slow day on the retirement wheel.

SSS
SSS
October 16, 2013 12:52 pm

Actual conversation I had with another member after a membership meeting last night at the club to which I belong.

Him: “I was so disgusted with Bush that I switched party affiliation and voted for Obama.”

Me: “Twice?”

Him: “Yes.”

Me: “I voted for Ron Paul both times.”

Him: “Really? Ron Paul? You wasted your vote. It’s the same as voting for someone from the Green Party. He wouldn’t have gotten anything done.”

Me: “That may be true, but he certainly wouldn’t have made things worse.”

Him: Blank stare.

SSS
SSS
October 16, 2013 12:57 pm

@ DaveL

Your comments at 12:24 pm are off-the-charts funny. Required reading, people!!!!

juan
juan
October 16, 2013 1:23 pm

bb says:

“Maybe I need to start going back to church ,read the bible and pray more.Maybe that would help but it just seems like a waste of time.Maybe Stucky is right after all.”

nah, dude, you need to start at the beginning, you need to repent. that reference you gave in Corinthians was not a summary of what you believe, I think you pulled the thing out of your bung hole. your a fucking false flag faithful, you spout shit that peeps blame on christians, start repenting there, troll-boy.

SAH
SAH
October 16, 2013 1:51 pm

:(( hopeless

ragman
ragman
October 16, 2013 2:02 pm

These are the same worthless fuckers that will come to your neighborhood when the Free Shit runs out.

Forward_Idiocracy
Forward_Idiocracy
October 16, 2013 2:29 pm

AP Wire – “DOJ Moves to Ban Reality Over Racial Concerns”

“I just can’t believe my eyes,” says Crustashia. “We Africans-Americans try hard and nothin’ happens, and we can’t find no whites to blame but we know they there, [expletive deleted] wit us and keepin us down.”

When asked about the real reasons, local credit union manager Tim Cranston says, “They aren’t being realistic. The reality is that the majority of white people don’t have any desire, or even the time, to systematically disenfranchise African-Americans.” His remarks have ignited local furor over and a fresh debate over what reality actually is, and the possible contentiousness of it all.

It’s an age old debate. What is reality? How can we know what is real? A CNN-Rasputin poll of 1,354 Americans shows that 87% believe that reality is what the senses interpret from the physical environment surrounding them, while 13% believe reality is being negatively influenced by Fox News and the Koch Brothers, among other greedy-ass firms, but most importantly, Whites.

The growing debate over the racist position of reality is prompting some to call for a national debate and possible oversight of reality. Attorney General Eric Holder has recently released a public memo stating his intent to regulate what he believes to be an inherently racist system set in place by a white God or possibly even a heavily influenced Koch Brothers Big Bang. He’s quoted as saying “There seems to be some sort of underlying racism to reality, and thus the universe, and it is the job of this administration, and thus this department, to ensure equality in reality.”

Others aren’t so sure this will work. “Obviously this is fucking retarded,” said Carol Gardner. Soo Chi Wong says “How stupid do you have to be to ignore reality and blame the Big Bang on the Koch Brothers? I’m moving back to China.” Quantel Demarco-Murry says, “Shit. Dem Chinas racist, so you know dey fuckin wit reality.”

In what will surely be a contentious debate where the side without reason will win continually, we should all question ourselves and ask, what is reality? Am I racist?

written by veteran columnist James Taggart

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bb
bb
October 16, 2013 2:30 pm

Ok AWD…I will go fuck myself.Want to watch?

Pirate Jo
Pirate Jo
October 16, 2013 2:36 pm

As far as I’m concerned, the government can just stay shut down and stop cutting checks. A bunch of morons would starve or get shot, and in ten years we’d all be a lot better off.

bb
bb
October 16, 2013 2:43 pm

BB is back, Stucky you are a bad influence .
Juan, I did repent and I am back and feel great you scum bag sinner.Now you repent.troll boy
I still want to kill about half the population but that’s ok so does AWD.

TPC
TPC
October 16, 2013 2:45 pm

“They aren’t being realistic. The reality is that the majority of white people don’t have any desire, or even the time, to systematically disenfranchise African-Americans.”

That should be imprinted on every EBT card handed out.

Persnickety
Persnickety
October 16, 2013 2:46 pm

“A bunch of morons would starve or get shot, and in ten years we’d all be a lot better off.”

No need to wait, the improvements would start immediately!

Damn you boner!

bb
bb
October 16, 2013 3:11 pm

SAH ,nothing is hopeless as long as I am here.(did you read my comments about spanking,mouth washing, pen +paper )you can ignore me but you cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring me .
I said that with help from who ?….i felt bad this morning now I fell like God’s gift to all you little people
God is great,I am great and this beer is delicious.

bb
bb
October 16, 2013 3:22 pm

I have not drink this much in 20 years and I feel good.I think I should do this more often and not worry so much about this crazy world.I am going to find a bar and go dancing.see ya

DaveL
DaveL
October 16, 2013 5:01 pm

Thanks SSS. When you got nothing to do all day, the only thing left is to try to keep my brain from going in the shitter like my body. Not to mention the fact that it becomes very difficult to take anything seriously anymore when you just don’t give a fook.

bb
bb
October 16, 2013 8:48 pm

I found this wonderful bar downtown.Mostly guys but they are very friendly,Unlike the trolls on the Platform.They keep asking me to dance.I love this place.see ya.

SSS
SSS
October 16, 2013 8:58 pm

“When you got nothing to do all day, the only thing left is to try to keep my brain from going in the shitter like my body.”
—-DaveL

Which comment prompts some unsolicited advice.

It’s that time of the year when the weather here in southern Arizona (I think you live in the Phoenix area) is turning into “Arizona Perfect.” Cool (high 40s and low 50s) mornings and warm (70s and 80s) afternoons. All with very low humidity.

Pick your time and get out and walk if you can. 30 minutes, again if you can. Simple advice. I think our doctors here would approve.

Pirate Jo
Pirate Jo
October 16, 2013 9:24 pm

bb, I’m starting to enjoy your drinking stories. Please tell us if you ever get lost on the way home. 🙂

bb
bb
October 16, 2013 11:50 pm

SSS says:

“I think you live in the Phoenix area”

I thought Dave lived in Prescuit, 180 from you.

SSS
SSS
October 17, 2013 1:24 am

Admin

Chuck Grassley from Iowa voted no. Wow, the old Rhino from Iowa is getting cranky.

And Pat Toomey from PA joins the sparse no ranks. Keep an eye on that guy. I don’t trust him.

bb
bb
October 17, 2013 1:59 am

To all ,I had a good time dancing with some black gals.Maybe the rest of you should try it.They liked this white man.

bb
bb
October 17, 2013 2:12 am

A lot you gave me thumbs down.I can tell some of you have no sense of humor .To bad .I laughed more tonight with those black gals then I have in a long time.Maybe some of you should get out more .

Mike Moskos
Mike Moskos
October 17, 2013 10:50 am

They’re not so far off the mark: if W didn’t spend money like an alcoholic, cocaine addict, eastern liberal/faux cowboy, there would be far less debt. The mulatto is spending it like the social climber he is.

What Americans don’t understand is that never expect THEIR government services to be reduced, but that’s exactly what will happen. Don’t expect any Fed-inflation adjusted cuts to the military/CIA that’s been running the country since they took out JFK.

TeresaE
TeresaE
October 17, 2013 11:40 am

bb says: A lot you gave me thumbs down.I can tell some of you have no sense of humor .To bad .I laughed more tonight with those black gals then I have in a long time.Maybe some of you should get out more

Of course they did bb!

My son’s girlfriend has family that still live in the hood (family built the house in the ’20s), they are in that area nearly daily.

His girlfriend is always pissed because when they go into the establishments around there my son is continuously being hit on.

Her aunt filled her in, he is white with a girlfriend, which usually means he has a J O B.

Sweetie, if it appears you have two dimes to rub together no shit they would love you.

Future baby daddy that will actually have something to garnish!

Enjoy your new friends my dear.

SSS
SSS
October 17, 2013 3:30 pm

“Don’t expect any Fed-inflation adjusted cuts to the military/CIA that’s been running the country since they took out JFK.”
—-Mike Moskos

I’ll wait patiently while you provide any verifiable facts to back up that statement. Stuff like names, dates, places, etc. Give it a shot. I know you can do it.