WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Now this outfit is definitely brown and blue if you know what I mean!!!!

Listen, I’m not one to be too harsh in case I ever find myself in dire need of this super hero, but you’d figure a super hero would be able to get some better screen-printing done, right? Super heroes probably wouldn’t rock sweatpants either. Maybe something more suitable for roundhouse kicks?

I bet you didn’t know The Joker had a sister. Maybe they call her the Pun-isher…Huh? Get it? Joker – Pun. Punisher….Should probably change my name to The Joker after slam dunks of hilarity like that.

I heard the other day that JNCO jeans were making a comeback. Looks like in full-f*cking-effect!!!!! Middles school badass days, here I come.

Somehow joining up with a wolfpack seems much much less cool right now. I guess being a lone wolf is back in style.

Wowzers! I can’t tell if that’s real or fake, but either way I’m way past gross and onto impressed.

Is it just me or does her butt in those pants look like an ant’s face? Huh? Am I right? Yaaaa, you know I’m right. I said can I get a witness!!!

Myrtle Beach police jailed a 23-year-old man on charges of indecent exposure Saturday afternoon when witnesses say they saw him rubbing himself at Wal-Mart on Seaboard Street in Myrtle Beach.

Jeremy Percival Bryant, 23, was allegedly observed by three Wal-Mart employees exposing himself and told an arresting officer he “had a problem with sticking his hands in his pants.”

According to a police report, Bryant was first seen in the women’s section of the store after a customer alerted an employee of a man “acting weird.” The employee said she saw Bryant walking between the aisles and rubbing himself, stopping to cover up and walk away until anyone approaching passed.

Bryant was allegedly seen again in the little girls section by a loss patrol officer who said the offender would duck down when an associate would walk by.

That security officer called for two partners who verified what the first had seen, and Bryant was detained until police officers arrived.

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Read more here: http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/2015/03/01/4817251_man-arrested-for-indecent-exposure.html?rh=1#storylink=cpy

Walmart got that 24-7 daycare! Hella convenient, but offers very little in the whole child development category.

And girls wonder why we start by staring at their boobs. Ahhh hello, we don’t wanna look like a bunch of damn fools by starting from the ground up.

Now I’ve taken approximately 5 years of Spanish and can’t speak a lick of it. Mainly because I had a Puerto Rican friend in college that did it for me (Thanks Luis). But, I’m told orejona means “big ears” which, if I’m being honest, seems to be the only thing on her I wouldn’t classify as big.

Lady out shopping looking like Grimace’s mother. Not a fan lady, not a fan.

Couples that are inappropriate together, stay together….mainly because nobody else wants them, but I digress. It’s couples retreat time in this “Who Wears It Better?” between these love birds.

It’s none of your damn business how Santa likes to unwind in the offseason. Guy has a ton of pressure put on him that night, if he wants to feel pretty, well then dammit let him feel pretty.