Bottom biscuits aside, I think this hip-hugger mom jorts fad is finally the fashion trend that makes me realize I’m old. I’m officially the old person that “just doesn’t get it” and while I’m at it, your music sucks so hard. Like honestly, it’s the worst shit to ever come out in the history of music. I’d rather listen to disco.
I think I’d give this guy a few bucks, but I’d probably structure it like a Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank deal so I know I’m not just wasting money.
Pimpin’ Pajamas…for the pimp that knows how to keep his ho in line from the minute he rolls out of bed.
Guess you could say she is a bit…strung out. Right? Get it? Lots of string like things on her. Ya know? Ehh whatever, take it or leave it.
What’s up creepy as shit? How pumped would you be if this guy pulled up to your house to pickup your daughter for a date?
If anyone can appreciate this type of Redneck craftsmanship, it’s our pals over at WhiteTrashRepairs.com. Because if you can’t duct it…
Got me thirsty this morning girl. I want that purple stuff.
Hair is just getting worse…Or it’s staying the same level of awful. I can’t tell. So which spots would you like to see run? Dennis Rodman or Drew Gooden?
♬ You had a bad dye. You had a bad dye. ♬
What’s impressive about her belly dancing is that the dance continues for a few minutes after she stops…
You can surround yourself with dog treats all you want but I don’t even think the loneliest pooch will want to sniff that butt.
Seems like those bottom biscuits somehow got some morning condensation on them.
Our pals over at WhiteTrashRepairs.com and YouDriveWhat.com are both fighting to determine which category this clown falls into with his do-it-yourself Ford logo job.
Why so much hate towards white people?….Actually, on second thought, don’t answer that. We know what we did.
Big Baby got some big side boob action going on. Yeesh, At what point does it just become a boob avalanche?
You think you look like a rebel, I think you look like Ace Ventura’s girlfriend.
The devil is in the details. Sadly your entire plan is flawed.
The million dollar question – balls or not balls? Ok, maybe it’s more like a $2.50 question, but still important info to find out.
While I was typing this…I threw up.
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Given the obesity problem, what this county needs is more meth. Black or missing teeth is a small price to pay for a slender physique.
Those loafers with the duct tape? That’s literally something I would do. It’d go with my acid washed jeans.