WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Better watch yourself lady, you turn your back for a few minutes and that bird is gonna end up deep fried and put on special for $3.99.

It’s like a totem pole of shame.

Sorry to break the news to you pal, but when you wake up you’ll still be in your nightmare that is Walmart.

I hope you recognize this pic of you and start using it as your online dating profile pic because I think it sums you up as a person beautifully.

Awwww it’s just so cute! Look at the little baby thong. Reaching out of it’s league to try and impress his other thong friends. Adorable, simply adorable.

That’s just a sad picnic spot right there. Even Yogi Bear would be like “Nahh, I’m good. Not that hungry today.”

Perhaps it’s time to stop taking fashion tips from a 6 year old. Just a thought, just throwing it out there.

What the f*ck are you doing? Like honestly here, what is going through your mind? How do you just not have pants on? Did you put your sneakers on and be like “Oh crap I forgot pants! Guess it’s too late for that now, I’ve already got shoes on”? You weird me out and I don’t like it.

Looks like someone is trying to hide a big mess under the rug.

CAUTION: Those bottom biscuits must have just come out of the oven because they say HOT.

Man who goes to sleep with an itchy butt, wakes up with a smelly hand.

Just in case there was an extremely slight chance I would put my hands in there in the first place, that option has now been completely eliminated…Up in Walmart looking like Mrs. Jake The Snake Roberts.

I think it’s pretty obvious these colors don’t run.

Listen old bro guy, we get it, you either really like Ferrari or have a Ferrari. No need to draw even more attention to the fact that you have a tiny pecker. We know.

I got crazy eyes over here giving me a headache from making eye contact with those googly things. Do me a favor, go to your tattoo guy and have him just turn those into a Minion for me please.

I am a master of greco roman wrestling and I will crush you!

You know it can’t be good for you if we had multiple people sending in different angles of your walking atrocity. You’d turn heads at an outdoor music festival, that’s how ridiculous you are right now.

My man knows what’s up. Probably pimped that thing all the way up to Canton to watch my boy The Bus, Jerome Bettis, get inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Pimp smack gotta hurt with all them Super Bowl Rings on your hand.

I’d like to put a stipulation on Furries in public. If you’re going to dress like a cartoon character, then you should have to entertain me and act like one. All I’m saying is that pianos should be falling all over the place.

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