If I caught this fish with a net I would throw it back and then burn my net.
Do you prefer dry, stale biscuits or fresh ones with extra butter?
Parenting is truly a selfless job. Her whole entire b-hole is out yet the focus is all on the kid. Good parenting is a rare find around these parts…
What the fox are you doing? Just foxing around? You’re a naughty fox aren’t you? Now get on all fours and run like a fox. C’mon, I’ll wait here.
It’s like two Christmas trees getting you ready for the season….Hey! If people can find Jesus in burnt toast, I can find Christmas trees in booty shorts.
Is there like a minor league system for Playboy Bunnies?
It’s like when you seem something falling in slow motion. It’s just slipping through your fingers, and you want to stop it but it’s just too late.
I guess you could say….Elvis has just left the building. Ehhhh ohhhh! Put it on the board! Ahh thank you. Thank you very much.
I know I’m getting old when I just can’t comprehend these awful fashion trends. When will girls realize it didn’t look good in the 70’s and it doesn’t look any better now?!
Some serious sideboob action going on there girl. Don’t even pretend you don’t know what’s going on, you know it, I know it, all those dudes walking right beside you all day know it.
‘Til low prices do us part.
I would venture a guess that she will be paying in singles.
Ok, I’ve seen Tiny House Hunters on HGTV and this is my only soapbox to try and scream out for a stop to this madness. This is a trend I just can’t wrap my head around. Nobody should want their shitter 2 feet away from their dining room table/office/living room/bedroom.
Normally we don’t get a whole story with our pictures but this is a rare case. So this fine gentleman was apparently holding up the Customer Service line returning a dog bone that his dog already chewed on saying it “didn’t have no marrow.” You would think his dog already had its fill from his shirt, but whatever.
On this week’s segment of “Great Life Choices” we have this winner! Remember kids, drugs are bad mmmmkay!
Just in case any of you high school girls out there get the smart idea to make getting pregnant your goal this semester, let this picture dissuade you. The parenting struggle is real and you don’t even know how to pay a water bill….and it’s the cheapest of all bills.
Those bottom biscuits are just a bit stale for my taste. Approximately 45 years too stale.
What type of party are you going to wearing a bikini and heels? Don’t get me wrong, attending a Vegas pool party seems legit in that, but lets all go ahead and make peace with the fact that you aren’t a Vegas 10 and move on to the next bikini with heels option.
I mean, I know women can never decide on what to wear but this is pretty ridiculous. LL Cool J even thinks that’s too much leg showing.
Guess this guy just posted up at his local Walmart….huh? Right? Posted. Get it? Whatever, who asked you guys anyway. No fun around here.
I think I found the perfect couple. They would probably have an R rated date, but I’d still like to be a fly on that wall.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
It good to know in some strange way that people still honor Elvis Presley.
The Elvis guy looks like to most sane one of the bunch.