Femi-Nazis protest Kermit the Frog’s new squeeze

Via Lonely Libertarian

I shit you not. They’re upset that Kermit, a piece of cloth with a dude’s hand up his upholstered ass (get a prostate exam!!!!) dumped his piece of cloth girlfriend for another piece of cloth girlfriend.
Leaving his long-term not-really-a-person love Miss Piggy for a younger, skinnier, hotter not-really-a-person pig. Granted, the new hottie IS a Ginger, and no man can resist a redhead. But c’mon, this isn’t really something to get bent out of shape (see what I did there?) over.
They are muppets. Muppets can’t be misogynists because they are motherfucking muppets. They aren’t real. Kermit isn’t really a dude, Miss Piggy isn’t really a dumped dame. Denise, while a smokin’ hot redhead, isn’t the femme fatale. There is no War Against Women in Muppetland.


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Anonymous
Anonymous
September 5, 2015 10:15 am

So when your girlfriend starts getting old and fat what are you supposed to other than get a younger thinner one to replace her?

Lysander
Lysander
September 5, 2015 11:45 am

Anonymous…..Yes.

Monger
Monger
September 5, 2015 5:04 pm

about time that frog left that domineering pig

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
September 5, 2015 5:26 pm

Another anti-chick article, we are on a roll (see what I did there? I pointed out my hilarious witticism after and not before the pun).

That’s what I love about TBP, everybody’s time comes around.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
September 5, 2015 5:52 pm

Monger, BW better check herself, this is a tipping point.
Males in America could take a cue and drop the horde of bitches.
The revolution has begun. Pack a ditty bag and head for the hills.
What will the fucking leeches do when the check is gone?
I hope this is on the Ten-ten agenda