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What REALLY Made Women Go Nuts?

Guest Post by Mary Christine

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…”And to your husband shall be your desire.
    And he shall rule over you.” – Genesis 3:16

“I took the evil and the evil took me. It made me it’s Bitch. ” – Frankie Fleabaggs

Have you ever seen the youtube about weird things couples fight about? Go watch it sometime. It’s funny because we find ourselves in the same stupid arguments all the time. This is how it starts, the first time you forget why you got married.

Our parents’ marriage was our first exposure to how a marriage works. That is, if your parents stayed married long enough for you to observe how they interacted, and have it burned into your memory.

Observing how people interact with each other is fascinating. Pay attention to how a couple relates with each other and you may notice one thing. The female is criticizing the male in public. Sometimes she will talk about him to others in front of him. This has always made me cringe inside, maybe because I am sensitive to that kind of criticism myself.

Women seem to want to make it a contest over who has the most worthless husband. Oh, but men do this, too, do they not?

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Femi-Nazis protest Kermit the Frog’s new squeeze

Via Lonely Libertarian

I shit you not. They’re upset that Kermit, a piece of cloth with a dude’s hand up his upholstered ass (get a prostate exam!!!!) dumped his piece of cloth girlfriend for another piece of cloth girlfriend.
Leaving his long-term not-really-a-person love Miss Piggy for a younger, skinnier, hotter not-really-a-person pig. Granted, the new hottie IS a Ginger, and no man can resist a redhead. But c’mon, this isn’t really something to get bent out of shape (see what I did there?) over.
They are muppets. Muppets can’t be misogynists because they are motherfucking muppets. They aren’t real. Kermit isn’t really a dude, Miss Piggy isn’t really a dumped dame. Denise, while a smokin’ hot redhead, isn’t the femme fatale. There is no War Against Women in Muppetland.
http://www.inquisitr.com/2389219/kermit-the-frogs-new-girlfriend-outrages-feminists/


NUTS!

Below is the dialogue between the German Commander at Bastogne and the U.S. General McAuliffe.

To the U.S.A. Commander of the encircled town of Bastogne.

The fortune of war is changing. This time the U.S.A. forces in and near Bastogne have been encircled by strong German armored units. More German armored units have crossed the river Our near Ortheuville, have taken Marche and reached St. Hubert by passing through Hompre-Sibret-Tillet. Libramont is in German hands.

There is only one possibility to save the encircled U.S.A. troops from total annihilation: that is the honorable surrender of the encircled town. In order to think it over, a term of two hours will be granted beginning with the presentation of this note.

If this proposal should be rejected one German Artillery Corps and six heavy A. A. Battalions are ready to annihilate the U.S.A. troops in and near Bastogne. The order for firing will be given immediately after this two hours term.

All the serious civilian losses caused by this artillery fire would not correspond with the well-known American humanity.

The German Commander.

 

To the German Commander.

NUTS!

The American Commander

 

Here is a TBP version of what has happened in the last week:

To the Administrator of the Anarchist Blog – The Burning Platform

The fortune of the War on Terrorism is changing. This time the TBP forces have been encircled by unmerciful attacking computers programmed by the NSA and Google. More forces of darkness are surrounding your pitiful blog. We are converging on TBP from all fronts.

There is only one possibility to save your site from total annihilation: that is the honorable surrender of your website to the forces of evil by writing positive stories about Wall Street, Obama, the government, the military industrial complex, the mainstream media, and Google.  In order to think it over, a term of two hours will be granted beginning with the presentation of this note.

If this proposal should be rejected, a swarm of predator drones will attack TBP Central and hundreds of computers will attack your server with 100 million hits. Our tech geeks are ready to annihilate your two bit libertarian website. The order to attack will be given in two hours to crush you like a bug.

All the serious disruption to internet traffic would not correspond with the well-known TBP humanity.

The Oligarch Commander

 

To the Oligarch Commander

BLOW ME!!!

TBP Commander

Let the fighting resume.