When you gots to have it, you gots to have it.
Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom.
The male security guard says he knocked on the bathroom door several times but the woman did not respond. He then announced he was entering. What he found behind the door of the unlocked stall is something he said will “haunt his dreams forever.” The security guard reports when he entered the stall, Johnson was inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage. He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.”
Shocked, and also frightened for his safety due to the fact that Johnson is a “big girl,” the 140 pound security guard said he ran out until police arrived. When they did, female officers entered the restroom with Johnson still “putting in work with the sausage.”
Dear God almighty!
“My eyes, my eyes! Somebody bleach my eyes!”
I may have just officially become, Vegan.
I feel for that poor sausage.
She can now claim she had sex with Jimmy Dean. Probably last week it was Oscar Meyer. Then there’s Johnsonvlile too.
Are you kidding me? They mark that pussy sausage down. They have whole bin of it where I shop. It’s fine.
Alright, that’s it. There are some things that just cross the line.
I knew this lowlife gal from West Virginia who joined the USAF to have a better life, but discovered that what she could really have was a higher rate for what she’d been handing out for chump change back home. Anyway, I asked her on a TDY one time why she lowered herself like she did… why sell her body when she could use her mind instead and actually have self-respect. She told me she had self-respect and that there were certain things she would NEVER do…
Really? What?
“Well,” she said “There’s this dude that likes me to piss on his chest while I blow him and I don’t like it, but he gives me 50 bucks extra if I do. BUT, he asked me if I would shit on his face for a hundred and I said HELL NO because you gotta draw the line somewhere.”
She had her standards.
This crosses the TBP Standard.
Next stop ovarian cancer – all that processed meat is bad don’t you know.
Has to be a Halloween mask – human genetics heading down. If we split off from chimps/apes, maybe it is a natural progression to revert back to the original species.
Good thing I wasn’t eating breakfast when I saw that face. Please don’t show a pic of her nasty.
@Ghost
TBP does have standards, you notice you didn’t see her tits,,,, be thankful for that.
That gorilla bitch better not touch my sausage. Call the zoo for a pick-up in aisle 7.
I feel sorry for the pig(s) who gave their all so that this woman could profane their legacy!
Dont be hating, ervy one like a lil porkin now n agin.
My first year teaching was in 1969 at Wauchula High School and I got some surprises nothing had prepared me for. I knew very little about Blacks personally at the time and one guy in the last row had his head back against the wall with a glazed look on his face so I kept teaching and slowly made my way down an isle toward him. He had his dick out of his pants and was stroking it totally unaware that I was about three feet from him.
@rhs jr
Now whdjya have to go and bring Florida into it?
As a middle school student in the early 70’s, (yes, in Florida), girls of a certain, ahem, color, would sit at the back of the classroom and invite certain boys of color to come back and “sit” with them. It was there I one day saw why, as it was, as you so deftly alluded to it, for “duck petting.”
My children have not, do not, and will never be attending a public school, ever.
God only knows what they get up to in there these days…a total Mongolian Cluster F***.
That is not a woman!
As to public schools, case-in-point: http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/crime/article41673117.html
If the gawd dammed security guard had minded his own business this poor monkey lady could uh finished what she started, and there wouldn’t uh been no story fer you judgmental bastards ter make yer cracks about. Yew all should be ashamed, especially you Maggie.
You raycississess, I just lik jummy dine sossages. Muh snatch. Yummyumm, nuck nuck, ooga ooga. Tweenkies, yummyumm. Nigga. Yo. Peeza.
Well… I could have done without that news…. Forever….
@Billah’s wife… by the way, are YOU from West Virginia and were YOU in the Air Force for a short time in the mid-80s… kicked out for prostitution in Saudi?
Hahahahaha! Gotta laugh. What other option is there?
We are doomed.
That thing would spook a Silverback!
A face even a mother couldn’t love…
@Billah’s wife… not that there’s any shame in it. Probably you wouldn’t even get in trouble for it NOW.
I am wondering if she was retarded with a very low IQ.Her state aid was not with her?
Hey Maggie Maggie hey Maggie hey Maggie HEY!
Has that boy of yers made it off the McD’s third shift yet? Good gawd he looked uh grade A nerd. He’s gonner star in uh movie called the ’50 year old virgin’ at this rate. If I was yew I’d leave him down at the truck stop fer some life lessons er his life will pass him by with nary uh ruffled anus.
Good gawd admenstruater do you ever verify yer sources.
http://www.snopes.com/woman-arrested-sausage-walmart/
Maggie, you sound like a woman that would make driving off a cliff fun.
She obviously likes to fuck, and I have to ask what is all the the riprour about?
He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.”
Yah so what. It’s her cunt.
Give it a break.
Maybe it’s just me, but why does this “woman” (better put woman in quotes. LOL) remind me of Predator?
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