2016 VOTER’S GUIDE

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Tucci78
Tucci78
March 27, 2016 3:36 pm

So inasmuch as Trump ISN’T a religious whackjob (i.e., not a “social” conservative), he’s the one for whom the algorithm selects.

Seems right.

Jack Lovett
Jack Lovett
March 27, 2016 4:28 pm

Who in the world would be so stupid as to be a “voter”?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
March 27, 2016 4:57 pm

This reminds me of Sensetti’s artwork. He didn’t post instructions for but I would guess
he drew a stick figure, took a picture with his iPhone and posted it here. Smart feller.

John Angelo
John Angelo
March 27, 2016 4:59 pm

As a Christian, I’m often disappointed in my “brethren,” many of whom think a vote for president is akin to selecting a high priest. We already have a High Priest, his name is Jesus, and we’ll naturally be very disappointed in anyone else. We can’t set the bar at “King of Kings” each election. Christians should be practical, not expect perfection from earthly vessels, and support rhode who best align with the Judaeo Christian principles of their beliefs upon which the nation was founded. The alternative is to concede elections to the secular humanists of the Democrat Party and follow a path that forsakes our national heritage and leads to the godless socialism that is failing mightily in Europe.

Instead of looking to one individual in political office to champion their beliefs, I’d advise Christians to fight the beast by way of decentralizing the federal government and returning decision making authority to the states and ultimately their local communities. The best the national Republican Party is doing to bridge the gap is to allow evangelical con artists like Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio to ascend to their throne and that dog don’t hunt. That said, it’s refreshing to see what Donald Trump has been able to achieve.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
March 27, 2016 5:08 pm

The majority of Americans are religious wack jobs. They actually believe that being an American citizen automatically qualifies them for entrance to heaven. That will be a sight when they go in with their mistresses, drug addictions, tats, bastard children, surgically enhanced booties and I Voted Republican lapel pin.

overthecliff
overthecliff
March 27, 2016 8:50 pm

Funny but not accurate or true. Pure bullshit.

Tucci78
Tucci78
March 27, 2016 10:27 pm

El Coyote: “That will be a sight when they [Americans] go in [the Pearly Gates] with their mistresses, drug addictions, tats, bastard children, surgically enhanced booties and I Voted Republican lapel pin.”

Pretty much. St. Peter checks his ledger, lookes up at the guy, says: “You didn’t vote for either Bubba OR the Bitch, didja?”

“Not that Gore asshole nor Lurch nor Obozo, neither.”

“Okay,” says St. Peter. “If you did that much, everything else is forgivable. Go on in.”

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
March 27, 2016 11:01 pm

I’m not voting unless I get something for free……..

Practicing for when Bern gets the nomination. Free shit for everybody. 🙂

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
March 27, 2016 11:04 pm

EC- When is the last time Sensetti showed up ? Surely he sobers up on occasion.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 28, 2016 3:15 am

Bea Lever says:

I’m not voting unless I get something for free……..

Practicing for when Bern gets the nomination. Free shit for everybody

I tired of all the Political BS, Government Horseshit, Taxation, Complication, Oppression, Criminality, Incompetence and Stupidity of the public that If Bernie gets in I may just close up shop and sign up for lots of free shit and redistributed, unearned, untamed payola. Free College,,,,,,,,,cool. I’d like to become an Archaeologist. That way I could work at something I’d love to do even if you can’t make much of a living out because I could have be on the dole with extra freeshit.

Bruce
Bruce
March 28, 2016 3:40 am

Sorry Anonymous

I hit the submit button by accident before checking my post. Thank goodness for the keyboard anyway…………at least it prevents me from doing things like making my e’s backwards.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
March 28, 2016 8:22 am

Anon- That was complete sarc on my part. The voters guide is sarc, I was playing along.

overthecliff
overthecliff
March 28, 2016 9:45 am

Sensetti gone? Flash ,too. What gives?