WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Yes, we have a pants shitter this week. 

1507

I guess you could say she “half-assed” her outfit today….because you can see her butt cheek. Just the one though. Half the butt. That’s why it’s funny. I hate you all.

1504

Wowzers! She is just full on titty out in the toy section. Some serious nips by the way. We had to increase the size of our frowny face to cover them. Not a good nip to tit ratio is all I’m saying.

1506

Must only be a half moon tonight.

1500

Yo Honest Abe, I don’t want to be a spoiler alert but nothing ends well with you. Like at all.

1503

You would think a sad clown would be the saddest of all types of clowns. But you would be wrong. The lazy half-assed clowns are the saddest clowns of all.

1502

I see you shit all over the place…just like your college basketball team did to my bracket this year.

1501

If these dudes aren’t the Nebraska Walmart Federation Tag Team Champions then I don’t know who is!

1499

Not sure what the hell you call that haircut. It looks like one of those mints that you used to get at Pizza Hut at the end of your meal. I don’t know. I do know it’s bad. That I know.

1498

Okay, I see you two are a nice fit for one another. Maybe also a nice fit for Ripleys Believe it or Not as well? Just thinking of options for you.

1497

Wow that’s a lot of patterns. I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. That’s a lot of BAD patterns. There is honestly no combination between the two of you that could even slightly be considered matching. Awful.

1493

Bro, WTF? If you’re going to wear leggings like that, fine. Go for it. But with sandals? C’mon dude, you’re better than that.

1492

Yaaaaa, you know what all guys like girl. Some sexy boudoir pics at Walmart. That’s what I’m talking about. Real classy like.

1495

Just a subtle little reminder that he hates all minorities….racist ass eagle.

1494

Awww look at the tired little squirrel. Poor guy is probably all exhausted from…deeeez nuts.

1489

I didn’t know anything could look cheaper and shittier than a poncho. Turns out I forgot to take homemade ponchos into consideration. That oversight is on me.

1488

I understand that you can make that custom hat thingy, I just don’t understand the why part of it.

1491

Bitch, it’s the weekend. I’m gonna kick my feet up and relax no matter where my wife drags me to.

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18 Comments
Suzanna
Suzanna
April 9, 2016 11:21 am

Unbelievable…some Americans are morons.

I must be one of them, I thought the sleepy squirrel
was sweet.

dilligaf
dilligaf
April 9, 2016 12:10 pm

The MSU pants shitter flat cracked me up.

Stucky
Stucky
April 9, 2016 12:15 pm

fwiw …. don’t see anything …. just 4 digit numbers where the pic should be

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
April 9, 2016 12:31 pm

As if thigh gap wasn’t enough to worry about, now we have a nip:tit ratio. It ain’t the golden mean, I’ve seen a guy, not me, drooling over this humongous nip at the titty bar. It was embarrassing but I guess it was their (hi vodka) thing.

here’s some insight for women: even if a girl had a real live monkey down there, guys would be fascinated, OK?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
April 9, 2016 12:35 pm

I had the same, I closed out and opened TBP again. Maybe just luck, though.

dilligaf
dilligaf
April 9, 2016 12:38 pm

Clear your cache and try again. Stuck prolly looking at too much porn, not sure about T4C.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
April 9, 2016 12:52 pm

Unfortunately I can see all of these pictures in all of their glory.

Walmart deserves every bit of this negative exposure to the point that even the white trash will go elsewhere and leave Wally World to the mental cases and morally degenerate. Looking forward to WM having hookers, drug dealers and homeless mentally ill clogging their isles. Karma for the thousands of individually owned businesses they ran out of the small towns of Merika.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
April 9, 2016 2:55 pm

Best PoWM yet! None of the pictures will load for me! Must be a sign from Jeebuz that my luck is changing for the better!

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
April 9, 2016 3:43 pm

That’s possible, T. I usually start speculating like this on everyday mysteries. It drives the beautiful blonde crazy. She’ll say, why do I even talk to you?

Case in point:

BB – (yelling) Whoa!!

BB – (appears at my desk) Did you spill water?
ME – (having learned not to answer her questions directly) Where?
BB – (shows how she slipped on wet floor by the water cooler)
ME – (investigating the evidence) There’s water over here and it leads that way. Did you get water earlier?
BB – What are you, an investigator all of a sudden?
ME – Whoever spilled water walked in this direction, it was possibly a coffee cup, see, it’s small drops leading away from the fountain…
BB – ( looking guilty) Why do I even talk to you?

Stucky
Stucky
April 9, 2016 3:52 pm

El C

You really ought to call her Very Beautiful Blond VBB …. or something similar.

Because the BB/Me thingy sounds like a homo relationship with the Village Idiot.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
April 9, 2016 4:03 pm

“Do not write, ‘The King of the Jews’; but that He said, ‘I am King of the Jews.'”
Pilate answered, “What I have written I have written.”

AC
AC
April 9, 2016 4:34 pm

No pics.

It appears to be some sort of fuckup by Frontier’s shitty DNS servers.

Does everyone that can’t see the pics have Frontier as their internet service denier?