12 Step program – How to f*ck up your country

Guest Post by Billy

1. Take one country built by other people.
2. Have a central bank debase the currency.
3. Inflict metric shit-tons of rules, regulations and taxes on the citizenry, personally.
4. Drive a stake through the beating heart of the economy – small business (See #3).
5. Import millions of illiterate, low-IQ mouth breathers from 3rd world shitholes who have no intention of assimilating or producing.
6. Dump them on the producers – the descendants of those who built the country.
7. When the citizenry have a problem with the flood of mouth-breathers, guilt them into submission. If you can’t guilt them, hoot them into silence by screaming PC-conflict epithets at them.
8. When Government can’t meet payroll – literally paying for all the Free Shit they’ve ‘promised’ to everyone – continue to take out loans you “promise” to pay back (See #2).
9. Play identity politics by pitting racial groups against each other. The winner gets privileged status. (Pro tip: There is no ‘winner’ and will never be one).
10. Use the distraction created by #9 to loot the treasury.
11. Use the friction created by #9 as an excuse to disarm the citizenry using the fig leaf of “safety”.
12. Keep the citizenry distracted by ginning-up useless foreign wars, bread, circuses and a conga-line of retards in the ‘media’…

Whoever thought that telling people they were too stupid to handle their own money, looting the treasury, telling the citizenry they were responsible for all the evils in the world, shitting on them for decades – literally generations, killing off the beating heart of the economy and making it literally possible to be within the law and in violation of the exact same law at the exact same time WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA??

Because to me, this seems like very much NOT a good idea.

Why do you think those in places of power and influence try to hard to disarm you and anyone like you? It has nothing to do with anything they’re talking about – nothing. Crime, “safety”, the chiiiillldren, terr-risms, none of that shit.

It boils down to one concept: Self preservation.

Those in power will hold onto that power with the strength born of desperation. Well-paying, powerful jobs like “Being Better Than Everyone Else” are right thin on the ground…

But you fuck things up badly enough, the citizenry just might get it into their heads that they don’t need you anymore. And if you refuse to go? Well, from your point of view, if the citizenry don’t have pointy objects and sharp things, that’s better for you, right? Increases your chances of survival tremendously. Especially if your guards and enforcers are the only ones “allowed” to have pointy objects and sharp things…

Thing is, they’ve knocked this whole thing into a cocked hat. Every single country in the Western World is up-gunning and preparing for “civil unrest”. They know they’ve fucked up, that people are right pissed off with them. And that they are very, very close to that IDGAF moment.

And so they are trying to increase the odds of their own survival.

My people have shown they have the lowest Zero-To-Jackboots time on the planet – those in power are correct in their fears.

What goes around, comes around… create the conditions that foster desperation, shit on a proud, productive people for generations, tell them they’re responsible for all the ills in the world, then go out of your way to replace them? It’s not the barking dog you need to worry about.

You see a dog on the other side of a fence and every day you throw rocks at him, starve him, abuse him, treat him like shit, then try to replace him with another dog… that dog gets quiet… he watches you. And he waits – just looking for that opportunity. That one chance to take his shot and dish out some payback.

This started out as being some gallows humor snark, and it kinda went off on a tangent… apologies. As I write this, I’m watching footage of Charlotte NC riots… looting, burning… bricks being thrown at cops….

Forecast is for a 100% chance of Sportiness with an increased chance of Spiciness…


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Wardawg
Wardawg
September 21, 2016 9:28 am

When you’re right, you’re right. This crap will not continue much longer.

Dutchman
Dutchman
September 21, 2016 9:34 am

#13. Dumb down populace via government schools.

#14. Focus on trivial problems, such as which bathroom trans freaks can use – this gives the dumbed down something to occupy their minds.

#15. Have the government lie on just about everything via cooked statistics.

Hardnox
Hardnox
September 21, 2016 9:38 am

That summed up our situation perfectly. Throw in the Alinsky tactics that the left employs and we have the perfect storm.

None of this would have been possible without first effing up our education system and removing American history and then blaming the world’s problems on American imperialism… and having a lemming media to prop up that narrative.

Stucky
Stucky
September 21, 2016 9:44 am

This “Billy” fellow sounds like a goddamned RACIST!!!

He is deplorable.
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I wish he wuz mah neighbor.

Maggie
Maggie
  Stucky
September 21, 2016 9:58 am

Stucky, I’ve got two or three just like him within two miles… as the crow flies out here in the hills. Makes one sleep better at night.

I took one of them a jar of rabbit not too long ago. I got a thank you note in my mailbox. Said it was delicious.

starfcker the deplorable
starfcker the deplorable
  Stucky
September 21, 2016 6:23 pm

But Stucky, if you look closely, there is an article over on ZEROHEDGE right now, titled, “Billy rages, 12 steps to fuck up your country.” Congratulations, Billy. You the man. And yeah, you’d make a great neighbor.

bb
bb
September 21, 2016 9:45 am

Western North Carolina or Eastern Tennessee is where I’m going. Already started looking for some land with my own water supply.Mostly white population in areas I’m looking.We be glad to get out of Charlotte NC.As you can see on TV Charlotte has a negro problem. The cops will contain this to negro neighborhoods so as to protect negroes from getting slaughter. Whites are heavily armed At least in my subdivision.

Gayle
Gayle
September 21, 2016 9:51 am

16. Corrupt the justice system.

susanna
susanna
September 21, 2016 11:00 am

#17 Allow elites to borrow 100 million at essentially zero interest,
that allows them to buy assets for free, control and make grand
amounts of profit.
#18 Threaten the public with collecting every bit of data they
generate that will be reviewed and assessed to find tax evaders,
identify dissidents and terrorists/traitors.
#19 Force all banks to report transactions in cash with strict
limits on how much cash the customer is permitted to have.
#20 Create laws that allow literal highway robbery by police
searching for and confiscating any monies discovered without
recourse for the victim.
#21 Create propaganda (warfare) against the public via movies
(Hollywood) to indoctrinate and sway public opinion and promote
violence and war.

susanna
susanna
September 21, 2016 11:12 am

#22 Gov allows outside monies to promote color revolutions
within our country/paying people to radicalize and riot. And
it is done quite openly. (Soros)
#23 Criminalize patriotism and label average citizens as racist to
create division and foster hatred.

Ticky Toc
Ticky Toc
  susanna
September 21, 2016 11:31 am

Susanna

+100000

#24 Divide the populace over trivial issues via state / corporate (fascism) sponsored propaganda and “wedge” issues

#25 Create a police state and equip said police with military grade hardware and train them to treat the citizenry as enemy combatants

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
September 21, 2016 1:13 pm

Oh mah gawd Billy, yer makin me so proud. Jimmy Q is publishin yer shit, and even though yer main concern in real life is sprayin Lysol on the staph infected bedsores gluin yer anus ter the 1984 Lazy Boy in our gawd dammed broke down trailer, and I got Billy Jr wearin a miniskirt and beggin ter have his gonads removed, and we’ve been out uh Crisco fer 4 days, and I had ter sell our SNAP card ter git more weed, and our Schnitzerdoodle died in the back room uh week ago and smells somethin awful, and I could go on and on but it’s just makin me feel like we ain’t goin no wheres in this life.

Admenstruater, yer gonner have ter keep this site runnin without King Billy Dipshit from here on out. He just ain’t got the time.

Son of Billah
Son of Billah
September 21, 2016 1:32 pm

Oh, maw! Why dontcha leave pappy alone? He’s a doin the best he kin, without yer yappin yer toothless gums. Ya haven made me a coon burger in weeks, so git yer fat ass back in duh kichen where ya belong. And one other thang quit suckin’ mah cock in da middle of da night. Ah know dats you cuz mah sister, she gots herself sum teeth left. Oh yeah lest ah ferget, please fer da love of Gawd, WASH YER SNATCH, which stinks worser than ah ten day old dead skunk.

Billah's Pappy
Billah's Pappy
  Son of Billah
September 21, 2016 3:26 pm

Ya’ll jest need to quit razing poor ol Billah. Ya’ll know yer jabbering and hee hawing makes hez blood run warm and it makes hez face ta turn red. Ah swear when hez face gets ol plum red with hez veins throbbin around like da git, well it looks to me like da milking cow’s asshole. Ye two should be proud of Billah, he’s a done a heap more than ye two worthless pieces of shit. Ah seen cowshit thats been pissed on make more of etself than ye two fucks. Billah has done more than any of my 15 younguns. Hell jest da other day while ah wuz eating Billah’s mama’s stanky snatch I wuz thinking to meself what a fine yung man Billah had made of hizelf but ah can’t fer the life ef me figure out why he stay’s with a big ole stanky bitch like he duz. Me and hez mammy always rekonned he was a tech off after that ole bitch coondog ef ourn bit him on da head when he wuz jest a littlin.

Dutchman
Dutchman
  Son of Billah
September 21, 2016 3:26 pm

So that’s what goes on in a multi-generational home.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
September 21, 2016 2:26 pm

Yup, yup and YUP. Billy hits nail on head.

Charming Anarchist
Charming Anarchist
September 21, 2016 6:13 pm

“Son, before wasting any more time in school, read what Billy has to say.”

Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
  Administrator
September 21, 2016 6:43 pm

…and he launched from TBP. Go Billy!

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  Administrator
September 21, 2016 9:38 pm

Love the title at ZH “Billy Rages”. And all his wife does is bitch and moan. What a shame.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
September 21, 2016 7:16 pm

Congrats Billy !!! Good show.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
September 21, 2016 7:50 pm

The commenters on ZH still suck just as bad as last time I bothered to read the comments over there. Zero Hedge is a fantastic site but sometime a site is only as good as it’s commenters.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
September 21, 2016 9:04 pm

I can’t believe this pudwack’s incoherent ramblings got picked up anywhere. They should have picked up BW’s instead. At least those comments are entertaining. Billy ought to adhere more to the 12 steps of sobriety.

I count 9 steps and 3 that loop back to his non-sequential steps to destruction. Attilla the Hun would fuck up an invasion following this miserable guide. Billy at least admits, like a drunken lecturer, that he veered off course. No shit. He makes Hillary’s interview about the NY bombing look sober as a nun.

Other than that, congratulations, Billy.

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
September 21, 2016 11:21 pm

Billy Jr is uh slobbering mongreloid that don’t know how ter type so some asshole is obviously doppelgang bangin his anus and that ain’t cool. Makin fun uh retards is about as low as yer kin go. And Billy’s daddy got kilt by uh back kickin mule that didn’t want ter be fornicated that particular night and Billy don’t like talkin about it so please show some gawd dammed compassion and leave Billy’s family outer this.

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
September 22, 2016 6:32 am

We have no chance of winning the fight remember the free shit army have jobs many wear a badge and will take you and I down with the old half assed excuse “sorry I feel for you but I gotta do my job” ok you serve the masters bidding so you won’t lose your bone but remember many of us will not go quietly ! The ultimate government powers will take us down all we can hope for is to inflict some damage to them on our way down . So at least flatten the tires on Deputy Barney’s Interconntinetal Ballistic WINNIEBAGO Crisis Command Center that he bought with asset forfeiture and HSA money remember THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU