Sorry, not even a schedule this time.
For newbies, you can make money from this post, and it couldn’t be simpler.
Just bet the opposite of Smokey’s mortal locks. Bet big.
GENERIC COLLEGE FOOTBALL POST
Sorry, not even a schedule this time.
For newbies, you can make money from this post, and it couldn’t be simpler.
Just bet the opposite of Smokey’s mortal locks. Bet big.
Oh! How cute! Another scouting thread!
I wonder who will be at the top of the Pop-Warner thread this week…
Perhaps the Eagles and their “Dream Team” defense who choked post half-time last week can draft one of these up-and coming collegiate athletes?
SFES
I had ALL the mortal locks today, and you people dicked around and didn’t put up the post.
South Carolina – 21 starting a new quarterback—-they’d be top five if he’d have started all year. They are routing Kentucky, as I knew they would.
Georgia Tech was a lock from the jump. I knew they’d crush Maryland, who sucks shit.
Clemson hasn’t started yet. Boston College plus 21 will cover against them.
Arkansas – 10 will easily cover against Auburn. Arkansas will crush them.
Iowa + 4 1/2 will beat Penn State straight up. PSU sucks shit. But I’ll pull for PSU.
Oklahoma State-31 1/2 versus Kansas. OSU will cover that easy, probably in the first half.
My favorite bet on the board was Oklahoma – 10 versus Texas. Another fucking rout.
NO excuse for you not to take these picks, while there is still time, and load the fuck up.
Act now while you can. The clock has started on Okl, S,C, Ga Tech but you still have time to get down on Boston College +10, OSU – 31 1/2, Arkansas -10, and Iowa +4 1/2.
Admin-
First time long time here. I’m a fan or your work in these parts, however, as a fan of the shitty Mets I feel there may never be a better time to drop a fresh turd on your windshield, big guy:
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This should be the Generic Sports Shit Slinging Post…
The Phillies lost because they were spent …… spent jerking off to this picture.
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While I’m at it the asshat below has zero fucking chance of getting elected. Get it? Zero fucking chance and I’ll even spot you 20 million votes. Mortal lock you dumbasses.
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Nice work Dopple Ganger.
I also take this opportunity to welcome MetsRoolPhilliesDrool to this highly ethical and politically correct forum.
That was one nice turd you dropped on the Administrator’s windshield.
South Carolina plays the weakest defense in the SEC last week and loses 16-13, as the worthless cocksucker quarterback Steven Garcia goes 9 / 23, 160 yards , 1 TD and 2 interceptions. SC leaves sophomore quarterback Conner Shaw, a much better quarterback than Garcia, on the bench the entire game.
This week quarterback Conner Shaw is FINALLY given the starting job against Kentucky, and South Carolina rolls 54 -3. Conner goes 26 / 39, 311 yards, 4 TD’s and 0 interceptions. This is the first offensive effort by SC in the past fucking month that has been worth a shit, as Coach Spurrier refused to bench Garcia until today.
The loss last week probably cost S.C. a shot at the national championship, as it is unlikely they lose another game this year. They would have beaten Auburn by at least three touchdowns if Conner Shaw had played instead of Garcia.
Four minutes left in the FIRST HALF, and Okl ST is up 49-7 over Kansas.
“Oh! How cute! Another scouting thread!
and you people dicked around and didn’t put up the post”
If you don’t like my post, then do yur own..
And not one chick picture. Everyone had their testosterone checked?
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Oh, Stucky put up a good one. Never mind.
AIr Forces demolishes Notre Dame, 33-59. Just prior to the game, I had the rules changed to low score wins, just like golf. Stupid fucking Irish couldn’t figure it out.
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Alright, here’s a contest for you sports fans.
The winner gets a whole week of free medical advice, your choice of topic.
Is the girl in the above picture (shaking her ass) masturbating or does she have a dirty bunghole?
Both, she’s a multitasker. They always wear black bikinis.
She’s gettin’ off. Plain and siple.
Smokey
siple? You fucking spelling challenged dipshit.
simple
AWD
Neither. She’s a well-preserved PMS female having hot flashes.
She’s got a bet going that one of the guys in the background will spooge in his drink before the hotel security makes her stop.
Did you not read my subsequent post? Or were you still in mourning over the the way the Philadelphia curs mailed it in against St. Louis ?
You think I read every one of your moronic brain dead posts you sipleton.
all great responses, except admin
ecliptix wins, it he’s not in jail yet.
Fire away buddy.
AWDES
Admin:
No response = bad response.
Tough shit.
AWDESAD
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AWD’
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Yea, Smoke, those baseball players are REAL athletes. They can weigh 300 lbs and get 3 million per year. That guy on the Phillies ruptured his Achilles just trying to run after he hit it. What a joke.
Okay, round two:
Two weeks free medical advice.
Is this chick:
A) imagining she’s riding a dildo
B) has a trapped tampon
Or, make up your own,
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AWD,
I’m not sure the guy on Philly got hurt to begin with.
Didn’t he make the final out that finished Philly’s season ?
One thing I’ve noticed about niggers. Whenever they choke in the clutch in a sporting event, especially when a large audience witnesses it, they damn near always feign injury.
You watch a black quarterback throw a pick that loses the game for his team, nine times out of ten he’ll hit the turf and grab his knee or ankle and need to be helped off the field.
Watch a nigger wide receiver drop, in the last few seconds of the game, an easy catch that would have been the winning touchdown—and his black ass will be rolling on the grass clutching his leg in extreme agony, every fucking time.
Ironic that Smokey the racist lives in South Carolina where the population has three times as many blacks as the rest of the country.
Smokey – my dad used to say that the should use a watermelon instead of a football – and there would never be a dropped pass. My dad was a funny fuck – racist, but funny.
llpoh—-As I recall, he was not to be trifled with.
Oh yeah, there was that, too. I can remember how I pissed him off when he found out I was betting him on taped football games – the games were played early and shown late – he didn’t know that, and so I cleaned up. He was unamused to find that out after I had pocketed his money over several weeks. He was pissed because he hated to be the mark – he really wished he had thought of it!
For Smokey;
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