Tonight the Liar in Chief will enter the Den of Thieves and Dullards and spew propaganda, lies and misinformation to a wilfully ignorant populace. The corporate mainstream media mouthpieces will dutifully report this drivel and instruct the ignorant masses how they should think and feel about the crap they just heard. There are 115 million households in the country. Only 27 million tuned in to last year’s State of the Union address. That was down from 31 million in 2011, 34 million in 2010, and 37 million in 2009. Do you sense a trend? I will go out on a limb and predict that under 25 million households will tune in tonight. This means that 80% of the people in the country don’t give a flying fuck what Obama has to say.
I will not watch one moment of this farce. I started thinking of things I’d rather do than watch this egotistical douchebag blather on about jobs, green energy, and protecting the children from guns. Maybe the entire student body of Sandy Hill Elementary can sing Hail to the Chief.
I’d rather stick a pin into my eyeball than watch Obama tonight.
I’d rather have my teeth cleaned by Zell than watch Obama tonight.
I’d rather have sex with Hillary Clinton than watch Obama tonight. Maybe that is going too far. If Bill won’t do it, who would?
I’d rather eat a giant cockroach than watch Obama tonight.
If you can think up something more creative to do you can win the contest.
The winner gets to experience the pleasure of free Obamacare for the rest of their lives starting in 2014.
I’d rather slam my testicles in the rusty trunklid of a ’69 El Dorado.
I will watch Nancy Grace, Swamp people or Lizard Lick towing before I watch the SOTU
I told Ms Freud I’ll be watching the Kentucky-Florida basketball game at 9PM.
She said “No! I want sex! I want my pussy pricked.”
Cool. I have a surprise for her.
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She also said, “We really need to try anal sex just once.”
Cool. I have a surprise for her.
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Meanwhile, I’m picking Florida to win by 15.
I’m not sure what time it’s on but I’ll be on hour 18 or 19 of a 22 hour workday by the time he starts spouting more lies. A good, long work day will be preferable to listening to his bullshit. It’s bad enough that I’ll have to wade through the aftermath of headlines tomorrow.
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Watch Jeopardy! I’m actually pissed the final night of the Jeopardy teen tournament is being preempted by several hours because of the propaganda parade.
Make balloon animals
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Like Obama’s role model, Eat watermelon
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I got $10 says a fly lands on his face tonight
Does anyone know if there is a good summary somewhere of the things Obama has promised in past SOU addresses that were forgotten as soon as he finished his speech? For instance, doubling exports, cutting the deficit in half, not a dime of new taxes on those making less than 250k/yr., etc. etc.
It seems to me that the Republican response should simply be tape of Obama making his litany of promises that, in many cases, he subsequently made no effort to accomplish. Marco Rubio may or may not give an effective response, but Obama himself , on tape,could give a better response.
I noticed my dog licking his ass alot lately. Maybe I will squeeze his anal glands and give the poor boy a break. At least it will be something productive.
well, i cant afford the free healthcare prize, so you can keep that. But i’d rather have unnescessary ‘free’ elective surgery to “pretty up” my asshole than watch the liar in chief.
Who?
Have sex with the wife, then eat a good meal. Sit down and watch a recorded motocross race with my kid. That shoukd do it.
Watch what?
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I think I’d prefer to just sit and quietly drink myself into a stupor.
I damn sure won’t be watching the SOTU Address. It would make me nauseous, I’m sure. I’ll hear about it all soon enough, I’m sure.
I would rather triple dose on cough syrup and spend the night in a narcotic fog. O wait that’s what i’m GOING to do….
Eye surgery on a bed of rusty nails, watching honey boo boo, would be better than SOTU. I wish he would just STFU!
Get the garden ready to start burying guns?
We all know what he’s going to yap about.
Spending, spending and more spending, and republicans are douchbags.
I’m thinking of having my wife reverse my 42 year old vasectomy, on the kitchen table, using some rusty scissors, toenail clippers, and some 10# monofilament fishing line.
Spank the monkey in private
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Take a drive around LA in a blue Nissan Titan with an AR15 hanging out the window whilst disguised as a huge black man.
Reffing the youngsters tonight. Priorities!
Motocross crazy men on dirt bikes going very very fast. Jumping going over terian that is hard to walk across.
Rather than watch Obama tonight I would kiss Michelle Obama’s armpits after she eats a big meal and Dances.
Yeah I know I would die. Mighty Joe Young would not kiss Michelle Obama.
Michelle Obama looks like Mighty Joe Youngs sister. Mighty Ugly.
I am going to take a great big shit, just like on election day.
Even auto-erotic asphyxiation would be better than listen to that lying phony
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I would rather (1) swim in a river of snot, (2) suck a dead possum’s ass ’till its head caves in, (3) anything, including the most bizarre things one can imagine…….I do NOT observe ANY of the politicos any more as I have been lied to enough in my life. Always hoped for a low-grade nuclear exchange with the Soviets where the whole of D.C. would be turned to glass but have since come to the realization that should anything like that occur, there would be a whole new slew of the sons-of-bitches lined up all the way to Tennessee to take the places of those whose asses were fried in the nuclear holocaust. It all has to go bankrupt, it’s broke now & has been for a long time but default is the only answer. Please excuse me as I digress……the man has NOTHING to say worth hearing!
Watch something based on non-fiction.
AWD-
Actually Auto Erotic Asphyxiation is not that bad. I have done it four times in the last three weeks and have not shit the bed since.
But like you say “It’s not for everyone.
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Bend over Crazy Ivan
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What’s the strap for?
I hope the Chris Dorner situation lasts right through the SOTU blah, blah, blah. You know the public will not want the POTUS to pre-empt the news coverage of Dorner for Obama but we also know the White House will strong arm the media to cover Obama’s speech but local stattions might not do it.
I’d rather be waterboarded by SSS than watch that blithering idiot
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While most of you will watch B.O. bloviate and some of you will choke your chicken, eat cockroaches, or lick a dead possum’s ass, I’m going to be reading all the Chip Kelly articles and watching all the new coach Kelly videos on Philly.com (the Philadelphia Inquirer website.)
I like guys who have made a success of their life without government help and I like guys with realistic plans for the future. Now that I think about it, I’m going to watch Dr. Benjamin Carson talking about solving America’s problems after catching up with the charismatic Kelly.
I would rather:
Have a root canal without anesthesia.
Have a full frontal lobotomy.
Date Charlie Sheen (winning!!!!)
Listen to a full uninterrupted Mariah Carey CD
Watch “The Wonder Years” from first episode to last.
Sangell, you know Obambi ordered a drone strike so this will be over by 9pm Eastern.
“The man who knows the truth and has the opportunity to tell it, but who nonetheless refuses to, is among the most shameful of all creatures.”
Theodore Roosevelt
Watch the Michigan State vs Michigan basketball game at 9 pm
i’d rather watch SSS waterboard AWD for 5 minutes or as long as it takes flash (dressed as jane fonda) to read one of his anti-vietnam war screeds.
I’m overjoyed! In my initial post I said I would be willing to watch Nancy Grace rather than the POTUS. I can now say Anderson Cooper has been switched over to EXTENDED COVERAGE of the Chris Dorner situation on the NANCY GRACE show on HeadLineNews. The president’s speech has been pre-empted by a shootout.
I’d rather be sat on by Fried Chicken Laquisha as I get a prostate exam from AWD while being simultaneously nose-raped by Stucky and Smokey, all in the back seat of Admin’s Honda as we drive along the 30 blocks of squalor than watch the teleprompter in chief spew more venomous lies.
I’m having bamboo put in under my fingernails then fisting myself tonight instead of watching.
…..Remember when that Representative yelled out, “YOU LIE!” ….I’m thinking now everybody was way too hard on that guy……..we really need more of that it seems every day in congress now….I would love to hear someone yell out tonight,”THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES!”
“The man who knows the truth and has (had) the opportunity to tell it >>>Joe Wilson.
I <3 Joe Wilson.
Any number of things I’d rather do, including some mighty unpleasant. What will I really do? Clean guns. Gotta keep ’em clean.
Watch the video from KCBS on the Chris Dorner confrontation. The police made ABSOLUTELY no attempt to determine if their were ‘hostages/civilians” in the cabin Dorner ran into. They began pouring hundreds of rounds of automatic weapons fire from their ‘assault rifles’ in the building and there was no discernable return fire.
It was the Waco and the Symbionese Liberation Army all over again. No concern whatsoever for any innocent life. It was Dorner Wanted Dead not Alive.
I see I’m not the only one who sees the only rational response to the SOTU Address is heavy drinking.
In fairness if Romney had been giving the speech the cost of everything would still be going up. But I’m growing to really, really dislike the President. What an oreo. What a fraud.
Shocker: Racist Right didn’t watch the SOTU Address!
In a no-brainer! Should have been expected (it was) that the only losers who hated Obama’s speech are the racists in this country!
I’LL SAY IT AGAIN!
the only people who DIDN’t want Obama’s speech are the racists, the bigots, and black hating extremists on the right! Using to watch a dog show over the State of the Union proves my point. Watching a White dog over a black man is obviously much better in most of the racist right’s mind!
Since they didn’t want it, they leave it to the patrons of hate radio to misinterpret the speech!
“Barack Obama has no economics background. Upon what basis does he make his claims about creating jobs or growing the economy? It’s all entirely political, not based on any sound reality. He is addicted to spending other people’s money. For the sake of our country, he needs an intervention.”
What reality? That there is a President who DOESN’T see people who can’t speak English as a threat to America?
A President who supports Americans of ALL life, not only White, Christians, and Conservative?
Obama gave a great speech. It was about improving the country, growing jobs and the economy, ending the war in Afghanistan, and taking a vote in Congress on some reasonable measures to reduce gun violence. I’m not sure what speech the racists listened to.
Obama is not a communist. He is not a Marxist. He is not Muslim. you don’t understand what Marxism is
No he is not a dictator. You clearly have absolutely NO idea what a dictator is. Dictators do not allow people to think freely or state their opinions. Anyone who questions what they say is “true” gets into BIG trouble.
Obama Doesn’t want to Destroy America, how ? The stock market has doubled in value, unemployment is down, banks and investors are richer than ever, no austerity measures during a recession like Europe.
BHO is an All American citizen, regardless of where on the planet he was born. He came out of the womb of an American woman. He’s American.
this wasted space for something that is NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. You guys lost; live with it. We had to survive eight years of Bush; you think that was enjoyable, seeing that smirking i.d.i.o.t running the country ? Just because there’s a Democrat in the White House doesn’t mean you automatically get to start impeachment proceedings. You can’t prove that Obama has committed any impeachable offenses. you azzholes want him gone because he’s Presidenting While black!
You disgusting racist call him communist, socialist, dictator, evil, Narcissist, fraud, traitor, gay, illegal, Marxist,… not realizing that most of those political philosophies are opposed to each other!
Obama isn’t either of these things. You are either stupid, a retarded racist, or know nothing about how the government works and by your retarded rants, it’s obvious that it’s all three!
Obama haters are racists. Pure and Simple!
Thanks for dropping by and letting us get a glimpse into the warped psychosis of an Obama lover. I always wondered how it would be to go through life without thinking. Your screed gives me a good picture of the Obama loving douchebags that inhabit this country. Thanks for confirming everything we already knew about you scum sucking army of free shitters.
Ooooh! He’s playin’ the race card.
“the only people who DIDN’t want Obama’s speech are the racists, the bigots, and black hating extremists on the right! ”
I don’t guess he read the threads about Dr.Carson. Or Thomas Sowell.
Probably just a troll anyway. But it sounds just clueless enough to be sincere. Nah, just your more literate troll. Gotta be.
Questionman
The government-sponsored troll. Go fuck yourself. You’re running behind; this post was several days ago. What happened? A bunch of your fellow government trolls retire at 50 with full pay and benefits? Or do you get to retire at 40? What’s it pay to be a progressive communist troll fuck? Be sure to leave us your address so we know where to bring your piano wire necklace.