PROFESSOR FINALLY GETS OFF GILLIGAN’S ISLAND

The Professor died yesterday. He finally figured out a way off the island.

So, this is a good excuse for another round of who was hotter. Mary Anne or Ginger & why?

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Gilligan’s Island’ Professor, actor Russell Johnson, dead at 89

By Alan Duke, CNN

(CNN) — Actor Russell Johnson, best known as Professor in the 1960s TV sitcom “Gilligan’s Island,” died Thursday, his agent said. Johnson was 89.

Johnson played the iconic role of Professor Roy Hinkley, whose scientific schemes to get the castaways rescued were always foiled by Gilligan’s bumbling.

He died at his home in Washington, where he lived with his wife, Connie. She and their daughter, Kimberly, were at his side, said agent Mike Eisenstadt. Johnson is also survived by a stepson, Court, and a grandson, he said.

Johnson worked up until his death, signing autographs over the holidays, said Eisenstadt. He called Johnson’s death “unexpected.”

The chief deputy coroner in Kitsap County, Washington, told CNN that Johnson died from natural causes.

Johnson was “just a positive and nice guy” who always treated people with respect, his agent said.

His acting career began in the early 1950s with many jobs as a character actor on television. He played Marshal Gib Scott in two seasons of “Black Saddle,” a Western that ran in 1959 and 1960.

Johnson acted in dozens of television shows after the four seasons on “Gilligan’s Island,” but his career seemed stranded on its own island because of the popular sitcom role.

A noteworthy big screen role was as a nuclear physicist in the 1955 science fiction film “This Island Earth.”

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Johnson was in Ray Bradbury’s 1953 sci-fi classic “It Came From Outer Space.”

Before becoming an actor, Johnson served in the U.S. Army Air Forces during World War II. He was on a B-24 Liberator when it was shot down during a bombing raid over the Philippines in 1945, according to his official biography, and used his G.I. Bill benefits to pay for acting school after the war.

Johnson, in a 2004 interview for the Archive of American Television said the success of “Gilligan’s Island, which he never expected to last more than the initial order of 13 episodes, was the result of the “great chemistry” of the cast.

Tina Louise, who played the glamorous Hollywood starlet Ginger on “Gilligan’s Island said she was ” very saddened to hear of the passing of Russell Johnson.”

“My prayers and condolences go out to his wife Constance and his family,” Louise said. “He will always be in our hearts and remembered from Gilligan’s island as part of American pop culture history. He will truly be missed.”

Advice to young actors

Johnson’s advice to young actors was to “prepare yourself.”

“Most of us have to really learn how to do what we do, and that takes some studying and being part of an acting group,” he said. “Preparation is everything, and that means studying.”

Another important ingredient to acting success is perseverance, he said. “You can have all the talent in the world, but if you don’t persevere, if you don’t stick to it, it doesn’t mean anything.”

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 17, 2014 8:52 am

At this point, I’d even bang Mrs. Howell.

El Coyote
El Coyote
January 17, 2014 8:57 am

Iska Waran says:

“At this point, I’d even bang Mrs. Howell.”

Yes. They are fuckable until maybe 70, not sure, will have to ask Muck.

efarmer
efarmer
January 17, 2014 9:14 am

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harry p.
harry p.
January 17, 2014 9:19 am

does it count as a threesome if the other 2 are “Lefty” and “Righty”???

Stucky
Stucky
January 17, 2014 9:24 am

You’re on a remote island and you don’t know if you’ll ever get off. So, the question of Mary Ann vs Ginger really should be; who will help you survive?

Mary Ann can cook. Mary Ann can sew. Mary Ann can gather wood. Mary Ann would bring me tropical drinks in coconut shells as I napped each afternoon away in my swaying hammock (which she sewed together).

The first thing Ginger does when she finds herself on an island is make a fuckin’ dress! Ginger is shallow and vapid. Worst of all, she would make ME work! No thanks. The happiness of Big Tits turns to despair by the end of the third day as I starve. No thanks.

And let’s not discount Mary Ann’s sexuality. She simply oozes sweetness and sincerity. Every one of you men watched her tight blue-jeaned ass swaying into the jungle and you fantasized her saying to you, “Please take me into the hay loft and fuck me now!”

Lastly, Mary Ann is loyal as an old hound dog. She’ll continue getting your rocks off even as your teeth rot out of your head. Ginger? She’ll fuck the first Harlem Globetrotter who stumbles on the island.

harry p.
harry p.
January 17, 2014 9:56 am

stucky,
outstanding diagnosis

Hollow man
Hollow man
January 17, 2014 10:00 am

Under 18 protected by law over 70 protected by nature. Anything else is fair game. Joy my quote. Cary Grant I think.

Stucky
Stucky
January 17, 2014 10:20 am

That’s some sweet sugar, man. Real eye-candy. Yeah, baby, Mary Ann ALL day, EVERY day!!

gubmint cheese
gubmint cheese
January 17, 2014 10:34 am

Mary Ann was always making those cream pies too.

I guess the guys could never get the hint.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
January 17, 2014 10:53 am

The official professor meme:

If he could make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn’t he fix a hole in the goddamned boat?

Stucky
Stucky
January 17, 2014 11:18 am

You Ginger lovers will probably get off on this story.

I found this titillating story in today’s Daily Mail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHutiFHwnRM&feature=player_detailpage

mabuk
mabuk
January 17, 2014 11:22 am

Do the math: two sexy babes, a harmless gay couple and a rich ‘one-percenter’ couple that you can kick in the ass for fun now and then — so bottom line, we only know that he *didn’t* fix the boat, not that he didn’t know *how* to fix the boat.

Why would anyone want off that island? Sounds like fucking paradise to me.

Stucky
Stucky
January 17, 2014 11:24 am

Which is more fake?

A) The above titties

B) Oreo’s Friday Lyin’ Sack-o-Shit Telepromtor Vomit Promising NSA “Reforms”.

PrisonerofZelda
PrisonerofZelda
January 17, 2014 2:58 pm

This guy looks like your typical field grade officer in the FSA. I smell SSDI , Medicare the works. In addition having spent the last 25years installing the above equipment I can assure that Mr Chubby is not functioning normally after surgery number 5.

Stucky
Stucky
January 17, 2014 8:18 pm

No one picked Ginger? No one??

What kind of debaters are you? Pussies.

El Coyote
El Coyote
January 17, 2014 10:15 pm

Ginger was a Monroe knock off as Jethro and Elly May copied Li’l Abner and Daisy Mae.

El Coyote
El Coyote
January 17, 2014 10:19 pm
El Coyote
El Coyote
January 17, 2014 10:37 pm

Poli Sci Prof. Dr. Ed Leonard turned us on to Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs and Kristofferson. A hillbilly himself, he said he used to be a truckdriver. Could I recall one thing he ever said? He said the role of government is to keep the nation between the ditches (my words) he said you watch these cop shows on tv, they keep moving the steering wheel all over, they need an alignment, government ought to make fine corrections not swerve all over the place.

Speaking of hillbilly truckdrivers, one came to the motel we were managing while going to college, he asked if we had any 8-tracks to trade. I said I only had Mexican music, all ranchera. He said, let me have them. He gave me a bunch of tapes with some cool truckdriving music. Play that funky music, white boy!

El Coyote
El Coyote
January 18, 2014 2:03 pm

they still look good, considering (the lyrics to a Spanish song: I don’t like time because I used to be tall slender and handsome but time made me short, fat and ugly)

El Coyote
El Coyote
January 18, 2014 2:11 pm

They may be older but they are still hot. Anybody watch the Barbara Eden interview on Larry King? A guy called in and couldn’t even talk, he was so overcome talking to her. It was a national moment when every guy in the land thought, feel you, bro.

crum
crum
January 19, 2014 10:58 am

Ginger.

George Martin
George Martin
January 27, 2016 9:15 pm

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