GAY JOHNNY

Everybody knows that everyone on welfare smokes, especially when their pregnant, which is all the time. It’s as natural for this population as defecating or being obese. Turns out little Johnny may become gay if mom smokes. Holy diversity, Batman, more democrat voters! More liberal progressives shoving their agenda down our throats! I think the liberal progressives knew this all along.

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Smoking increases chances of child being gay in adulthood

A neuroscientist has claimed a woman’s lifestyle during pregnancy is directly linked to the development of their children, influencing whether they may be gay and having an impact on their IQ

By Claire Carter 19 Jan 2014

Women who smoke or lead a stressful life during their pregnancy can influence their child’s sexuality and IQ, a neuroscientist has claimed.

A pregnant woman’s lifestyle is believed to have an impact on the development of their babies – with drinking, taking drugs and even living in an area with a lot of pollution affecting children in later life.

Dick Swaab, professor of neurobiology at Amsterdam University, suggests drinking and taking drugs can lower a child’s IQ while taking synthetic hormones and smoking can increase the likelihood of girls being lesbians or bisexual.

Having more older brothers is also thought to increase the chance that boys will be gay, possibly because of the development of the mother’s immune system to have stronger responses to male hormones with each son born.

“Pre-birth exposure to both nicotine and amphetamines increases the chance of lesbian daughters,” Swaab told the Sunday Times.

“Pregnant women suffering from stress are also more likely to have homosexual children of both genders because their raised level of the stress hormone cortisol affects the production of foetal sex hormones.”

He said the brain in foetuses begins to develop at two weeks, with anything that introduces toxins into the body having an impact on this development. Studies show women who took synthetic oestrogen between 1939 and 1960 to reduce the chance of miscarriage had a greater chance of bisexuality and lesbianism in their daughters.

Swaab added: “In women who drink a lot, cells that were meant to migrate across the foetal brain can end up leaving the brain altogether.”

Living in an area of high pollution is linked to an increased risk of autism.

Swaab said lifestyle factors are just one influence, with genetics playing the most important role, but said the research proves that the development of the brain during pregnancy is directly linked to adult lifestyles.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/10582504/Smoking-increases-chances-of-child-being-gay-in-adulthood.html

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January 19, 2014 7:59 pm

That picture of those young fat women on welfare with their babies is repulsive to my eyes and wallet.God help us.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
January 19, 2014 8:16 pm

My mom smoked (hell, everyone did in the 1950’s) but I swear to Ahura Mazda that I am not gay.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
January 19, 2014 8:31 pm

Dad smoked Marlboros
Mom Smoked Pall Malls
Their friends:
Bonnie Smoked Tareytons
Newell smoked Newports
Chuck didn’t smoke
Wilma smoked Virginia Slims.

Yes, I think it’s weird that I can remember what my folks and their pals smoked 45 years ago. I chalk it up the the pervasiveness of cigarettes in the social life of that generation at that time.

PS, while they’re all dead now (except perhaps Chuck), only Bonnie succumbed to a disease directly related to smoking. She caught lung cancer.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
January 19, 2014 8:36 pm

AWD, I have a sticker of that on the rear window of my car.

ZombieDawg
ZombieDawg
January 19, 2014 8:36 pm

Gotta love this non-stop gay bashing BS.
Over 10,000 animal species practice gay sex which proves it’s not God’s will, smoking or such BS notions.
Smoking causes gays ? Well, given the fat slags of women that are the mothers, gay sex seems much more desirable 😉

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
January 19, 2014 8:41 pm

ZD, would the “dawg” in your name indicate an affiliation with the Univ. of washington?

El Coyote
El Coyote
January 20, 2014 12:32 am
Leobeer
Leobeer
January 20, 2014 9:34 am

Where’s the onion? Obviously bullshit.

Do women that smoke have straight kids. Answer : yes
Do women that never smoked have gay kids. Answer – yes

BamBam
BamBam
January 20, 2014 4:05 pm

Meh, they come out with a new theory on homosexuality every few years. It used to be demons, then being molested as a child, then genetics, now prenatal conditions, next will probably be astrology. The article doesn’t give percentage increases. If the research said smoking increased the chance of gay babies by 5%, and the margin of error is 10%, there is no reason to believe that you see anything other than statistical variation.

P.S. The real reason people are gay is because the predators mouth looks like a vagina.

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BamBam
BamBam
January 20, 2014 4:10 pm

Meh, they come out with a new theory on homosexuality every few years. It used to be demons, then being molested as a child, then genetics, now prenatal conditions, next will probably be astrology. The article doesn’t give percentage increases. If the research said smoking increased the chance of gay babies by 5%, and the margin of error is 10%, there is no reason to believe that you see anything other than statistical variation.

P.S. The real reason people are gay is because the predators mouth looks like a vagina.

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Billy
Billy
January 20, 2014 5:31 pm

@ zombiedawg

“Gotta love this non-stop gay bashing BS.
Over 10,000 animal species practice gay sex which proves it’s not God’s will, smoking or such BS notions.”

Oh for fucks sake… THIS “well, animals do it tooo” whiny bullshit…

Know what else those 10,000 animal species do also? Cannibalism. Patricide. Matricide. Infanticide. Fratricide.

I know! In addition to butt fucking each other and smoking cawk, we can start killing and eating each other and murdering our parents! Killing our children and siblings, too! It happens in nature all the time, so it must be okay! Right? RIGHT?!?!

Stupid fucking fudge-packing cocksmokers… in addition to being moral relativists, what they do is just fucking repugnant…

And while we’re at it, knock it off with the fag parades. Nobody wants to see that shit..