IT’S ORGASMIC!

The liberal progressive democrats are making sure they keep their constituents: Millennials, minorities, and women happy.

A little humor for your Monday of doom.

ObamaCare Orgasm-On-Demand Surgical-Implants for Womyn

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ObamaCare now enables every woman to discreetly achieve orgasm while working, driving, or attending social events (or even in bed) by activating an Orgasm-on-Demand Medical Implant by pressing this button disguised as an ObamAnkh necklace amulet. So, on Nov. 3, be sure to vote but only for pro-ObamaCare candidates. Don’t let Republicans outlaw orgasms.

Clinical tests and polling show Obamagasms from ObamaCare Orgasm-On-Demand Surgical Implants are evven better than ObamaPhones in Vibrate Mode kept inside panties.

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And here it comes again, just in time for the 2014 elections: THE WAR ON WOMYN, the republican attack on womyn’s reproductive rights. Stay out of our uterus they say. We’ll see….

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9 Comments
Stucky
Stucky
March 10, 2014 4:09 pm

AWD

Ms Freud is walking around here. If she see’s me looking at an ORGASM thread I would have a LOT of splainin’ to do.

As always, you find the best anti-Oreo, et. al. pics.

SSS
SSS
March 10, 2014 4:21 pm

When I saw the title of the article, “It’s Orgasmic,” I thought for sure it was gonna be about golf. Then again, after the poo-tinky round I had this morning, I should have known better. 6 fucking three-putt greens is anything but orgasmic.

Stucky
Stucky
March 10, 2014 5:12 pm

SSS already has the Selma Orgasm Stimulator

NoEffingWay
NoEffingWay
March 11, 2014 2:19 pm

What a slut.