You thought this was going to be a post about me, Stucky, didn’t you? Blow Me.
Apparently, 180 MILLION people in 45 countries around the world watched this live.
Beautiful girl, errr man, errr woman, errr person … whatever. Great music, regardless, to brighten up your day.
Today, I gush with pride for my fellow countrymen …. errr, country persons, whatever.
Much more here; —- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2625242/Bearded-drag-queen-Conchita-Wurst-puts-dazzling-performance-Eurovision-2014.html
the horror.
more awake in the Nightland..horror indeed.
sheesh.
Excuse my square white bread, Norman Rockwell, middle class upbringing, but I thought the point of being a Drag Queen was for a man to look as much like a woman as possible.
I mean, Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes didn’t wear beards in “To John Yoo, with love from Julia New Mar”.
Monty Python didn’t have beards when they dressed up as women.
And Moochelle Obama doesn’t have a beard neither.
Me be this guy is just showing how poorly his socialized health system handles issues of sexual identity, skimping on the estrogen tabs and facial hair removal.
Or mebbe standards are just falling everywhere, even in the seemingly no holds barred world of sexual deviancy.
Why horror?
Interesting thing here at the Stucky kitchen table. I made Ms Freud a lovely breakfast — cheese stuffed blintzes made from scratch with hot strawberry sauce. Right afterwards I told her some Austrian won the Eurovision Song Contest and would she like to hear it? Yes. So, I let her HEAR it … but not see it.
Guess what? She loved the song, the voice, the range, the words of the song and the passion. Only THEN did I let her SEE the video. She was shocked. But, she said she can get past the looks, and that the talent stands on its own. She wanted to hear the song a second time.
I’m not preaching at anyone. Drag Queens aren’t everyone’s cup of tea. Just read the hate-filled comments in the dailymail link. Many just can’t past the “packaging” … FUCKING QUEER!!!!!!!!!!!
But, don’t kid yourself … that’s a helluva good voice.
Poland’s entry.
Damn, so much niiiiice cleavage. I might have to move there.
The Netherlands finished 2nd ….. should have finished first, according to many
Surprisingly, Latvia didn’t get any votes (neither did Ireland) for their song ‘Cake To Bake’.
Dedicating this to Billy …. cuz it looks like a hillbilly jam session
Norway. My personal favorite … even more than the beautiful Austrian (_______)
Dedicated to Zara …. such a nice Jewish girl
Last one ……… a quick montage of all entries in alphabetical order
I lied.
Dedicated to Admin …….. Ireland (2008)
WHAT THE FUCK ENTRY #1 ——– Finland, 2006 winner
I agree, keep your eyes closed for the tranny and you’ll be fine, why shave his/her legs and pits while leaving the beard? She/he has pretty eyes though.
Bah.
Keep those eyes wide open for the Slavic Beauties! I’ll have to watch it for the fifth time to see if I can make it to the end, the butter churners get me every time.
WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK ENTRY #2 ————— Estonia 2013
Yup, I gotta go churn some butter myself.
I’m outta here. Gotta go see momma Stuck.
Happy Mother’s Day to all TBP mommas!!!
The hands are the giveaway. That’s a chick who has taken enough testosterone or whatever to grow a beard. It takes a lot of hard work and creativity these days to surpass the boomers in terms of weirdness.
This planet gets more deranged and degenerate every day.
I grew up watching “Happy Days” and admiring the six million dollar man. Now you have to take it up the ass, be pierced and tattooed, and be some type of quasi-sexual. Like we used to say, “hope I die before I get old”.
Faggots and trannies scare me. Death to the deviates. Even god hates them.
Just another example of folks trying to prove how enlightened they are by voting for someone because of their race/gender/sexual orientation. My oh my aren’t we enlightened!
Obama got elected – twice – that way. How is that working out for ya?
What a stinking pile of shit the world is turning into. Sodom and Gomorrah has finally become the norm in the Western World – people embrace deviance. Being tolerant is one thing, but to actively embrace it is another.
We are fucking doomed, make no mistake.
So true Llpoh.
The next president will be a black transvestite muslim and her running mate will be a gay illegal atheist mexican.
Ever see the movie Idiocracy and the president is a black ex porn star? President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
Almost there…..
I guess I’m just not enlightened enough to get it. Blissfully unenlightened.