BAGHDAD JAY CARNEY RESIGNS

He couldn’t keep track of all his lies, so he had to jump ship.

Carney “I can’t remember all the lies anymore to function effectively as Obama’s mouthpiece.”

WOW!!

Two Rats in one day. There aren’t many left.

White House press secretary Jay Carney resigns

WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) — White House press secretary Jay Carney is resigning, President Barack Obama said during a surprise appearance at a regular briefing Friday. Obama said Josh Earnest, now deputy press secretary, will take over for Carney. Obama called Carney one of his closest advisers and friends.

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bluestem
bluestem
May 30, 2014 2:46 pm

Maybe he does have a conscious???? John

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
May 30, 2014 2:46 pm

If only Obama would fire Holder, Jarrett and Mooch …

harry p.
harry p.
May 30, 2014 2:52 pm

i was just hoping an onion wasn’t going to be at the end of the article

was hoping for obama but i’ll take it.

AWD
AWD
May 30, 2014 2:53 pm

If only Bathhouse Barry would resign.

Gubmint Cheese
Gubmint Cheese
May 30, 2014 2:58 pm

Don’t worry about good ‘ol Jay.

He’ll just do what the other former gubmint folks do. Play the other side of the coin, out of the limelight.

Get hired as a PR consultant/partner for some K street lobbying firm and triple his income.

AWD
AWD
May 30, 2014 3:10 pm

Jay “the carney” Carney will be selling his memoirs before long. I’m sure he’s got some interesting stories of Barry and Reggie buggering each other, and Mooch’s desire for a sex change operation. And how Valerie Jarret ran the government while bathhouse Barry was vacationing, playing golf, and going to gay bars.

AWD
AWD
May 30, 2014 6:04 pm

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Caption contest:

“Is that a pen in your pocket…or are you just glad to see me leave?”

“See you at Goldman Sachs!”

“What, do you think I’m Stretch Armstrong? My arms aren’t long enough for the reach around this way.”

“Sir, you’re pitts smell like Chewie!”

“See you at the bathhouse, Jay Jay, the little white gay”

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
May 30, 2014 9:26 pm

Obama, “Sorry, but I thought you knew the role of adviser was that of scapegoat, and if you dont say anything bad about me I see a Presidential Freedom Medal in your future…hah It always cracks me up to say that!”

Carney, “Just let me free now, FFS.”