WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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I’m sure our friends over at WhiteTrashRepairs.com are totally in love with this sick whip. Do you applaud their sense of humor or would you rather take the bus?

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I think you put too much yeast in those bottom biscuits darlin, they’re exploding everywhere now.

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I see we’ve got some hot spuds there. Oh, and don’t think I didn’t notice you picking out some butter to put on top. Now go grab the sour cream and let’s have a party.

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Sometimes you just need to unwind with a smoke after a long afternoon of dealing with Walmart. I get it. Makes me want a Newport just thinking about it. Amiright or amiright?

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Red Rover, Red Rover, please don’t bend over.

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The real question we must start asking ourselves is why haven’t we invented the double sided bra or bikini top? Lets show some support for more back titty support! Who’s with me?!?!?

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Anywhere else in the world it would probably be weird to see  a goat in a diaper. In fact, if you told your friends you were at McDonald’s or the mall or wherever else you can think of and you saw a goat in diapers, they would probably call bullshit. But you say you saw it in a Walmart parking lot and boom, instant credibility.

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Oh geez. I think we may have to start thinking about adding this real life sex doll to our PoWM Hall of Fame. This is her like 5th appearance now! What do you guys think? Hall worthy or not?

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Ohh crap! This definitely wasn’t what I was expecting when my buddy wanted to know if I wanted to go tubing. Somebody drown me please.

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Lord have mercy. I have to sit down and catch my breath. I’m getting all lightheaded and dizzy from my eyes jumping back and forth to all the different train-wreck things in this one photo. I’m just gonna take a few minutes to collect myself while you guys take over.

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
June 14, 2014 8:14 am

It’s a sheep. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

AWD
AWD
June 14, 2014 10:49 am

For crissakes, those people aren’t humans. Their food stamp obesity amoeba parasites.

TE
TE
June 14, 2014 3:43 pm

Dignity, class, self-respect.

Seems a few short decades ago, even the poorest of the poor ‘murkins still had these.

Hell, even Prohibition era hookers had them.

Our ancestors must weep for this country, yikes.

Joseph E Fasciani
Joseph E Fasciani
June 14, 2014 3:44 pm

That heavy-browed gal in the hot pink outfit must be a transgender, no?

TE
TE
June 14, 2014 4:24 pm

@Joseph, I don’t think so. Just an aged white broad with an obvious self-esteem/daddy issue(s). And the inability to distinguish between circus-worthy make up, and make yourself more attractive make up.

There are more pics of her at the POWM website, go check it out.

bb
bb
June 14, 2014 7:10 pm

This all goes back to the War on Poverty., Great Society Programs and the Liberation Creeds of the 60s.Hard to believe Standards have fallen so low.The more I see the more I think this was part of the plan all along.Destroy all standards of Common culture. 101 Culture Marxism.

indialantic
indialantic
June 14, 2014 7:20 pm

The lady in the second photo has tree trunks, not legs.

I have personally seen several sheep in my local Wal-mart, none wearing a diaper.

I’ll bet that red-ball-cap, blue-halter-top granny was a real looker in high school.

NIck A
NIck A
June 15, 2014 3:44 am

“Abandon all hope Ye who enter Here” is also over the main gate of Dartmoor Prison . . .

(just in case anyone here plans to visit Princetown, Devon!)

Econman
Econman
June 15, 2014 3:49 pm

These people in these photos are generally not well educated & poor, but then again the USA is run by people with fancy degrees & it is fucked up too. Maybe the really smart people tend to come from the middle (a theory by 1 philosopher), so killing the middle class dooms a society. No buffer.

Btw, which 1 of them was bb?

MuckAbout
MuckAbout
June 15, 2014 4:58 pm

Actually, Admin, that sign about “abandon hope” would make a perfect ICON for the TBP website. Put it up on the “home page” with a big “Enter” button/link below it to take you the real homepage and curiosity alone will double your “hits”!

Besides after a few months of regularly reading TBP posts, one does tend to abandon hope!

MA

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
June 15, 2014 5:09 pm

I gotta start going to Walmart.