FRIDAY FAIL

I Want One With Dacon!

Howdy Neighbor!

Something Isn't Quite Right With This Downton Abbey Promotional Shot

They Warned You Not to Feed the Birds!

Poetic, but Mean: Drivers Who Misuse Their High Beams in Shenzhen Have to Stare at Headlights as Punishment

Police in Shenzhen, China are hoping thoughtless drivers who blind others with their high-beams will see the light after being forced to stare at police headlamps as punishment. On their official social media account, police posted an image of a young man staring into the glare of a police cruiser’s headlights. The police call it an appropriate experience for those who are blinding oncoming traffic.

And Here I Thought Everyone Napped in a Duffel Bag

Fifty to One Odds This Guy Needs to Get a Removal?

The Axe Told Me to Do It!

They Call it "The Training Course"

You've Failed Us Again, Future Hand-Drying Technology

Elevator: No Hauntings or Deaths in Six Days!

What Kind of Monsters Are Roaming This Neighborhood?

ABC Stands for "Always Be Classy"

Look Out, Here Comes the Fun Police

Shock Me Like Erectric Eel

Sand Surf's Up!

Too Much Air on That One

Man Buys 23 Burger King Pies to Spite Screaming Child

Apparently, after waiting in line in front of a careless mother and her screaming small child, a man who was having a bad day (and had a headache) decided to ruin that family’s day: The child was screaming “I want f**king pie!” so the man bought up every last pie — all 23 of them — and walked out of the Burger King location, turning only to see the enraged mother and child, helpless as the cashier told them that the restaurant had just sold out of pie.

Now if this doesn’t warm your heart, I don’t know what will.

The Billboard-Sized Fap Experience

It Started Off so Cool...

Uni-Wheel Segways Are the Future (of Pain)

What's a Man and His Date Supposed to Do Around Here?

The Economy Hits Everybody Hard

We Weren't All Cut Out for the Kitchen

Sorry, Only Those With Proper Grammar Need Apply

There's Gotta be an Easier Way to Get a Car Wash

Nice Try, Santa

We'd Better Not Disturb the Noble Creature!

Impostor Meat?

What Kind of Cruel Joke is This?

Hedge Trimmers Are Getting Really Complicated These Days

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Persnickety
Persnickety
August 15, 2014 5:32 pm

The imitation lobster and crab meat is all kinds of awesome. I wonder if the package is marked with Korean characters.

TE
TE
August 15, 2014 5:41 pm

“… Apparently, after waiting in line in front of a careless mother and her screaming small child, a man who was having a bad day (and had a headache) decided to ruin that family’s day: The child was screaming “I want f**king pie!” so the man bought up every last pie — all 23 of them — and walked out of the Burger King location, turning only to see the enraged mother and child, helpless as the cashier told them that the restaurant had just sold out of pie.

Now if this doesn’t warm your heart, I don’t know what will…”

I want to nominate this man for the Passive-Aggressive Man of the Year Award and the GodDammit Somebody Needs to Be the Parent Helper of the Year, too.

That mother needs smacked, as does her spawn. Nicely played stranger, nicely played.

Mr Chen
Mr Chen
August 15, 2014 5:55 pm

Stucky was, ahem, practicing casting with his pole.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
August 16, 2014 2:42 am

[img]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1t9ROdtVKMc[/img]

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
August 16, 2014 2:42 am
ZombieDawg
ZombieDawg
August 16, 2014 9:08 am

The fucking monkeys !!

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Buckhed
Buckhed
August 16, 2014 1:48 pm

That last pic is of the FSA before evolution .