This week saw the first confirmed case of Ebola virus within the United States, the latest development in an outbreak that has already claimed over 3,000 lives. Here are some ways you can protect yourself against this deadly disease:
- Boil all bodily fluids before consumption.
- Regularly examine your DNA under an electron microscope for any indication that Ebola has attached itself to your cell membranes.
- Recognize the symptoms of Ebola, which include fever, chills, and developing symptoms too late to do anything about them.
- Cover the nose and mouth of Ebola patients when they sneeze to avoid spreading germs.
- Avoid eating bat soup, which is actually pretty sound advice whether there’s an ongoing Ebola outbreak or not.
- Ebola can only be spread once patients are symptomatic, so if you believe you’ve been exposed, get all your errands and public trips out of the way before your symptoms start showing.
- Be sure to stay up to date on developments by signing up for the official CDC phone tree.
- Try being born one of the 15 percent of rural Gabonese citizens with natural immunity to the virus.
- Give billions of dollars to pharmaceutical companies.
- If you see a suspicious-looking filamentous virus particle roughly one micron in length, stay away.
- Continue following lifelong plan of avoiding Dallas, TX at all costs.
Ebola – the cure for AIDS!
Obama should visit the patient to calm our fears.
Nigerian Traveler Admitted To Washington Hospital With “Ebola-like” Symptoms
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/03/2014 12:25 -0400
Contained?
CNN reports that a Washington-area hospital has admitted a patient with symptoms possibly associated with Ebola, the Howard University Hospital said Friday.
The patient, who was not named, had traveled to Nigeria and upon returning was “presenting with symptoms that could be associated with Ebola,” according to hospital spokeswoman Kerry-Ann Hamilton.
The unidentified patient is listed in stable condition, according to Kerry-Ann Hamilton, a spokesperson for the hospital.
“In an abundance of caution, we have activated the appropriate infection control protocols, including isolating the patient. Our medical team continues to evaluate and monitor progress in close collaboration with the CDC and the Department of Health,” Hamilton said in a statement.
This really pisses me off: “At a Dallas apartment where Duncan stayed after arriving Sept. 20, family members were legally quarantined Thursday after refusing to comply with Dallas health officials requests that they stay home.”
Yeah, that’s right the family members refused to comply with the request that they stay home.
And get this: “In Duncan’s homeland, authorities vowed to prosecute him for allegedly lying on an airport screening form by answering “no” to questions about whether he had “cared for an Ebola patient or touched the body of someone who had died in an area affected by Ebola.” In truth, Duncan reportedly had helped carry a 19-year-old pregnant woman to a taxi to go to the hospital just five days before he boarded a U.S.-bound flight. The woman later died.”
What kind of fucking ‘monkeys’ are we letting into our country. Stupid, arrogant fucks who don’t care about anyone except themselves. Do we really need people like this for diversity?
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/10/03/ebola-patients-family-quarantined-as-officials-search-for-possible-exposures/?intcmp=latestnews
Hope no one spits on you.
(Ref. Dr. Jon LaPook, CBS Evening News)
Of course he didn’t specify the quantity of spit it would take to infect a person.
Soo..a close talker next to you on an airplane, for instance, might be a problem???
Dilligaf posted this in another thread
Dutch, diversity is good because it is –well so diverse.
How Ebola got into this country.
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Illegal immigrant children bringing disease into the US: http://citizenwells.wordpress.com/2014/09/16/obama-virus-d68-aka-enterovirus-affecting-thousands-of-us-children-dr-claudia-hoyen-reported-cases-tip-of-iceberg-coincides-with-entry-of-illegal-alien-children-obama-warned-by-health-professiona/
And let’s not overlook the bright side. Even if you do become infected, there’s still a 10 – 40% chance you’ll survive. 😉
@KaD, that is not really true and is just fearmongering and shit-stirring.
A very large percentage of American adults carry the antibodies for this virus. Which means WE had it.
What people refuse to understand/believe, but is entirely true, is that all our vaccinations, shit food, pasteurized low-fat milk, fluoridated and chlorinated water supplies, sprayed beds, clothes, carpets, couches, kids pajamas, pillows, all these things are contributing to a breakdown of our immune systems and overall health.
Which is the exact reason why we are fat, asthmatic, allergic, depressed, diabetic, autistic and name another illness that has become a huge problem since 1990. Which coincides with GMOs and the race to create new chemical compounds.
The reason these kids are getting so sick and dying is because our children no longer have immunity to fight off diseases unless they have been directly vaccinated – and even then it is not 100%.
By eradicating some illnesses, our bodies are becoming vulnerable to many, many, sometimes worse, others.
But ignore the facts and blame it on immigrant children. It makes a convenient storyline for those with hatred in their hearts.