I bet you thought this was going to be a racist post. Nope. Just a well balanced view of a black man carrying a watermelon. This guy must really like cooking out and eating watermelon. These are two separate days.
BLACK MAN WITH A WATERMELON
I bet you thought this was going to be a racist post. Nope. Just a well balanced view of a black man carrying a watermelon. This guy must really like cooking out and eating watermelon. These are two separate days.
Well, I know that is not in Merica because he is not decked out in spandex cyclist gear and shoes and does not have on a pussy helmet. Also he is not riding a $1500.00 bicycle.
All things considered the fellow has talent, don’t think I could pull it off.
“Just a well balanced view of a black man carrying a watermelon.”
Not possible.
Now, if he were on a unicycle, I’d be really impressed.
In another month that could be 50 cent. Once worth $270 mil, now bankrupt, or so he claims……
Gotta give the guy credit, he’s really good at what he does.
In a year or two, that could be you on that bike. Or me, for that matter. Didn’t anyone notice the 22 pound gas cylinder under the watermelon?
Not I, Montefrio, I believe I would fashion some sort of basket to carry my gas cylinders and watermelons and all other manner of bicycle cargo.
Yes, Drud, that would be the way to go. Those pictures, however, are almost certainly fakes. I mean, look at the first one and the impossible angle of the cylinder! I have one of those at hand, and ain’t no way someone’s going to balance it on his head, never mind with a watermelon on top of it! I meant riding the bike, not doing so with anything other than a hat on my head!
Forty years ago (1975) I told a friend from up North that kneegrows loved fried chicken and watermelon. He didn’t believe me.
A few months later he came down South for a visit. In a grocery store, he saw a big black kneegrow load up a shopping cart with, you guessed it, chicken and watermelons.
When it comes to kneegrows, white Southerners know what they are talking about.
Metal plate in skull and magnets in melon/keg. Too bad no “Haiti has Talent” show.
To Whom It May Concern:
Please cease and desist immediately from making any further hateful remarks regarding the alleged connection between black people and watermelons. We find it to be racist, crass and frankly quite disgusting!
signed
-The Watermelons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4l79j55n7U
1. This is the work of a professional, notice how they photoshopped the shadow of the cylinder onto his back and also on the pavement.
2. I like watermelon, does that make me a racist? I’m also wearing cotton clothes, should I cease and desist and head for the nearest sensitivity training camp?
3. There, but for the grace of god, go I. If my dad had not jumped the fence, gone to jail for a year, gotten deported to a one donkey town 50 miles outside Chihuahua, hopped the train back and crossed back into the USA and gotten his papers after the ’65 family act, I suppose I’d be that dude.
Diversity be our strength.
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