DEPARTMENT STORE RESULTS IMPLODING

The government issued their monthly retail sales this past week and four of the biggest department store chains in the country announced their quarterly results. The year over year retail sales increase of 2.4% is pitifully low in an economy that is supposedly in its sixth year of economic growth with a reported unemployment rate of only 5.3%. If all of these jobs have been created, why aren’t retail sales booming?

The year to date numbers are even worse than the year over year numbers. With consumer spending accounting for 70% of our GDP and real inflation running north of 5%, it’s pretty clear most Americans are experiencing a recession, despite the propaganda data circulated by the government and Fed. The only people not experiencing a recession are corporate executives enriching themselves through stock buybacks, Wall Street bankers using free Fed Bucks while rigging the the markets in their favor, politicians and government bureaucrats reaping their bribes from billionaire oligarchs, and the media toadies who dispense the Deep State approved propaganda to keep the ignorant masses dazed, confused, and endlessly distracted by Cecil the Lion, Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, Ferguson, and blood coming out of whatever.

You won’t hear CNBC, Bloomberg, the Wall Street Journal or any corporate mainstream media outlet reference the fact retail sales growth is at the exact same levels as when recession hit in 2008 and 2001. Their job is to regurgitate the message of economic recovery and confidence in the future, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Retail sales are actually far worse than the 2.4% reported number. Excluding the subprime debt fueled auto sales, retail sales only grew by 1.3% in the last year. The automakers are practically giving vehicles away as their lots are stuffed with inventory. The length of auto loans and the average amount of auto loans are now at all-time highs. The percentage of subprime auto loans is surging to record levels, as defaults begin to rise. The percentage of vehicles being leased is also at an all-time high. To call these “auto sales” strains credibility. These people are either perpetually renting their vehicles or just driving them until the repo man shows up.

The relatively strong year over year furniture sales is also driven by the fact that you can finance the purchase at 0% interest for seven years. All is well for the Ally Financial, GE Capital and the myriad of fly by night subprime lenders until the recession arrives, unemployment soars, and defaults skyrocket. Then their bloated debt ridden balance sheets will explode in an avalanche of defaults. That’s when they insist on another taxpayer bailout to “save the financial system”.

The year over year crash in oil prices was supposed to result in a huge spending splurge by the masses, according to the media talking heads. You don’t hear much about that storyline anymore. The talking heads are now worried that oil prices are too low. I guess the tens of thousands of layoffs in the oil industry and the obliteration of the Wall Street financed shale oil fraud storyline is offsetting the $10 per week in gasoline savings for the average driver.

At least restaurant and bar sales remain strong. It seems Americans have decided to eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they die. I do believe there is some truth to that saying in today’s world. I think people are drowning their sorrows by drinking and eating. They’ve drastically reduced buying stuff they don’t need with money they don’t have. Spending their gas savings at a restaurant or bar is still doable.

With real median household income at 1989 levels, real unemployment north of 15%, a massive level of under-employment, young people unable to buy a home – saddled with $1 trillion of student loan debt, middle aged parents struggling to take care of their aging parents and struggling children, and Boomers who never saved for their retirement, the mood of the country is decidedly dark and getting darker by the day. The rise of Trump and Sanders in the polls is an indication of this dissatisfaction with the existing social order.

The part of the retail report flashing red is the sales of General Merchandise stores, and particularly department stores. This category includes the likes of Wal-Mart, Target, Costco, Sears, Macy’s, Kohls, and JC Penney. General merchandise sales fell 0.5% in July, with Department store sales dropping by 0.8%. Sales at these behemoth retailers have barely budged in the last year, with overall sales up a dreadful 0.3%. The dying department stores have seen their sales plummet by 2.7%. The talk of a retail revival is dead on arrival. Wal-Mart and Target muddle on with lackluster results, while JC Penney and Sears continue their Bataan Death March towards the retail graveyard.

The false narrative of economic recovery can be blown to smithereens by the historical data on the Census Bureau website. Their time series data goes back to 1992. GDP has supposedly risen by 22% since 2007. General merchandise sales were $48.4 billion in July 2007. They were $56.1 billion in July 2015. That’s a 15.9% increase in eight years. Even the manipulated and massaged BLS CPI figure has increased 14.5% over this same time frame. That means that REAL retail sales at the nation’s biggest retailers has been virtually flat for the last eight years. Does that happen during an economic recovery?

The department store data is almost beyond comprehension. July department store sales were the lowest in the history of the data series. Sales of $13.8 billion were 22% below the July 2007 level of $17.6 billion. They were 28% below the peak level of $19.2 billion in 1999. Real department store sales are 36.5% BELOW where they were in 2007, and Wall Street shysters have had buy ratings on these stocks the whole way down. These worthless hucksters remove the buy rating the day before these dinosaur department stores declare bankruptcy. Excluding the debt driven auto sales, real retail sales are flat with 2008 levels.

The data from the Census Bureau has been more than confirmed by the absolutely atrocious financial results reported by Macy’s, Kohls, Sears and J.C. Penney. Retailers do not report results this poor during economic recoveries. The results clearly point to an ongoing recession for the middle and lower classes who do the majority of working and spending in this country. The rich continue to spend their stock market winnings at exclusive boutiques and high end retailers like Nordstrom, but the average American is being sucked into the abyss by rising food prices, rent, home prices, tuition, and the Obamacare driven health insurance and medical costs. With declining real wages, they have less and less disposable income to spend buying cheap Chinese crap at their local mall department stores.

Here is a glimpse into the results of department store dinosaurs headed towards extinction:

Macy’s

  • Overall sales fell 2.6%, while comparable store sales fell by 2.1%, as Macy’s continues to close under-performing stores. News flash: there are many more stores to close.
  • Profits crashed by 25.7% as gross margins declined and expenses rose.
  • Cash flow from operations has declined by a staggering 46% in the first six months of this year.
  • The bozos running this sinking retailer have mind bogglingly burned through $787 million of cash, while adding $452 million in long term debt to buyback their own stock. Executive compensation is stock based, so wasting close to $1.6 billion in the last year as sales and profits fall, is considered prudent management by the CEO.
  • Despite falling sales, the management of this sinking ship have increased inventory by $200 million in the last year. This bodes well for margins in the second half of the year.
  • The long-term future for this retailer gets bleaker by the day as their long-term debt, pension liabilities, and other long term obligations total $10.4 billion, while their declining stockholder’s equity totals $4.8 billion.
  • To show you how far Macy’s has come in the last nine years you just need to compare their results from the 2nd quarter of 2006 to today. They registered sales of $6.0 billion versus $6.1 billion today. On a real, inflation adjusted basis, their sales have fallen by 16% over the nine year period. They had profits of $317 million in 2006, 46% more than the $217 million in the 2nd quarter of 2015. They had $13.6 billion of equity and $8.2 billion of long-term debt.
  • And now for the best part. Despite generating 46% less income than they did 9 years ago, Macy’s stock sits at $63 per share, while it traded at $36 per share in 2006. A company with declining revenue, declining profits and a bleak future should not be sporting a PE ratio of 16. When this recession really takes hold, their 2009 price level of $9 per share will be challenged on its way to Radio Shack land – $0 per share.

Kohl’s

  • Overall sales were up a pathetic 0.6% after last year’s 2nd quarter sales were lower than 2013. Comp store sales were up only 0.1% after being down 1.3% the previous year.
  • Profits fell precipitously by a mere 44% versus the prior year, down by $102 million. Margins fell while expenses rose.
  • In the lemming like behavior of corporate CEOs across the land, this struggling retailer thought it was a brilliant idea to go $330 billion further into debt, while buying back $543 million of stock in the first six months.
  • While sales are essentially flat, the executives of this company ratcheted up their inventory levels by 9% in the last year. Flat sales growth and surging inventory levels leads to plunging margins and profits. I guess that’s why I got a 30% off everything coupon in the mail last week.
  • Cash from operations has crashed by 52% in the first six months. You would think prudent executives would be using a half a billion of cash to buy stock and boost their compensation packages.
  • Another comparison to yesteryear provides some perspective on how well Kohl’s is performing. During the 2nd quarter of 2007 they generated $3.6 billion of sales and $269 million of profits. Their overall sales are up 19% (3% on a real basis) even though they have increased their store base by 38%. Profits in 2015 were 52% lower than 2007.
  • Sales per store is 14% lower today than it was in 2007. And even more worrisome for their long term survival, inventory levels are up 59% compared to the 19% increase in sales.
  • Again, the stock price peaked in 2007 at $76 and earlier this year reached a new all-time high of $79. Despite deteriorating financial conditions, poor management, plunging cash levels, and nothing on the horizon to portend a turnaround, the stock trades at a PE ratio of 13.

Sears

  • Sears hasn’t reported their 2nd quarter results yet, but pre-announced that same store sales crashed by 10.6% versus last year. They are truly dead retailer walking, as Eddie Lampert’s real estate maneuvers attempt to hide the coming bankruptcy from unsuspecting investors is nothing but smoke and mirrors perpetuated by Eddie and his Wall Street shyster bankers. Excluding his desperate real estate schemes, they will lose another $300 million.
  • In the last four years, during an economic recovery, Sears has seen their sales crater from $43 billion to $31 billion, and still falling. They have managed to lose $7.4 billion in just over four years and their stock still trades at $25 per share – proving there is a sucker born every minute.
  • They continue to close hundreds of stores and still can’t stop the hemorrhaging. The decade of using financial gimmicks rather than investing in his stores  is coming home to roost for Eddie “the next Warren Buffett” Lampert. Of course, he will arrange matters in a way where he wins, while the stockholders lose when the bankruptcy papers are filed.
  • The balance sheet is a disaster. They have generated a Negative cash flow from operations of $1.4 billion in the last twelve months. They have burned through $556 million of cash. They have $8.4 billion of long-term debt and other liabilities, with equity of NEGATIVE $1.2 billion.
  • Sears may be the worst run business in America, and its chances of going bankrupt are 100%, but the Wall Street hype machine has its stock price at $25 per share, 20% higher than it was in late 2008. For some perspective, Sears’ 2nd quarter 2008 revenues totaled $11.8 billion and they made a $65 million profit. Sales in the 2nd quarter of 2015 will be approximately $6 billion with a loss of at least $300 million. Of course their stock should be higher.

J.C. Penney

  •  I found it humorous to see the Wall Street hucksters and their mainstream media mouthpieces cheering on the J.C. Penney 2nd quarter results as “better than expected” and proof they have turned the corner. Their overall sales went up by 2.7% and comp store sales went up by 4.1%, as they continue to close stores. For some perspective on this tremendous sales gain to $2.9 billion, their sales in the 2nd quarter of 2009 were $3.9 billion. When your sales are still 26% below where they were six years ago, maybe you shouldn’t be crowing too much.
  • It seems Wall Street and the MSM didn’t really want to focus on the only thing that matters – profits. They lost another $138 million and have racked up $305 million of losses so far this year. They have lost money for 13 consecutive quarters. That is no easy feat. They have managed to lose $3.6 billion in the last four and a half years, while driving their annual sales from $18 billion to $12 billion.
  • Their balance sheet isn’t as horrific as Sears’, but it is nothing to write home about. They have $6.2 billion of long-term debt and other liabilities, supported by a mere $1.6 billion of equity. Back in 2011 they had $5.5 billion of equity to support $4.9 billion of long term liabilities. The deterioration of this once proud retailer is clear to anyone with two eyes and a brain. So that eliminates all CNBC pundits and guests.
  • Wall Street pumped the stock 5% higher on Friday to celebrate their $138 million loss. A company that is on track to lose $500 million has seen its stock price rise 32% this year on hopes and dreams. Wall Street has had buy ratings on this stock from its peak of $82 per share in 2007 on its 90% downward path to its current price. I’m sure they’re right this time.

The truly disturbing revelation from the Census Bureau data and the terrible financial results being reported by some of the biggest retailers in the world is that it is occurring with unemployment at 5.3%, the economy in the sixth year of a recovery, and a Fed who has pumped $3 trillion into the banking system while still keeping interest rates at 0%. What happens when we roll back into the next official recession, unemployment soars, and consumers really stop spending?

What is revealed when you look under the hood of this economic recovery is that it is a complete and utter fraud. The recovery is nothing but smoke and mirrors, buoyed by subprime auto debt, really subprime student loan debt, corporate stock buybacks, and Fed financed bubbles in stocks, real estate, and bonds. The four retailers listed above are nothing but zombies, kept alive by the Fed’s ZIRP and QE, as they stumble towards their ultimate deaths. The coming recession will be the knife through their skulls, putting them out of their misery.

“Retail chains are a fundamentally implausible economic structure if there’s a viable alternative. You combine the fixed cost of real estate with inventory, and it puts every retailer in a highly leveraged position. Few can survive a decline of 20 to 30 percent in revenues. It just doesn’t make any sense for all this stuff to sit on shelves.”

Marc Andreessen

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Rich
Rich
August 17, 2015 9:42 am

“I know you are desperately attempting to not look like an idiot”. Well, at least one of us is making that attempt.

Lowe’s has already built 1,875 stores. It had been targeting 30 stores a years, but now, having saturated the U.S. market, it is down to 10 a year. Even 10 year is too much. It is 39 miles from 5110 S. College Rd in Wilmington, NC, to the intersection of HWY 17/HWY 210 in Surf City, NC. Within that 39 miles there are four Lowe’s big box stores. Ten years ago there was one. There are also two Home Depot stores within that 39 mile area. Even the owners of big box stores should, at some time, recognize when the time to chase market shares is over. I’ve already seen this happen to another home improvement competitor, Fergson Plumbing, Lighting and Appliance. In fact but I recently liquidated the contents of one of their showrooms, at 5 cents on the dollar. And I’m now pretty sure that that’s where two fools met, me being the bigger fool. Guess I’ll just have to build some more rental houses.

Now go ahead and refute some the the other “gibberish” in my last post. You wrote an article that insinuates that the consumer is not spending, because the consumer is not spending in department stores. My contention was that the consumer has been borrowing and spending elsewhere. And, while you admit that the consumer is spending in restaurants. I have still seen quite a few empty former restaurant buildings now housing consignment stores. So, while the consumers may not be shopping at department stores, you might be able to spot them at consignment stores, shabby chic emporiums, neighborhood “estate sales”, used tire stores, Advance Auto, used furniture auctions,, etc. While you are not spotting the consumers spending money at Amazon, Ebay and other online stores, they are still spending serious money there just the same.

Retail is just changing along with the spending habits of consumers. That still doesn’t mean the consumer is not using two household incomes and heavily borrowed money in order to consume. I’m waiting for the subprime car loan bubble to break for a deal on my next newer used car.

Stucky
Stucky
August 17, 2015 9:54 am

Rich

You are destroying Admin with your logic and facts. And judging by the voting on your posts, it appears you are making many converts.

Did you know Admin used to be a radio shock jock? No way he can keep up with you. Keep on keeping on.

Irish
Irish
August 17, 2015 10:23 am

Here’s something most retailers probably don’t think about – roughly 55 million of their potential customers were aborted in the US since 1973 (and that’s just the rough estimate from the CDC). Think about all the US citizens that would be in various stages of life that would be buying houses, cars, clothes, furniture, insurance, food, toys, electronic gadgets, baby strollers/cribs, and other such goods that were murdered before they could grow up, get married, have kids of their own and buy all that stuff? Instead, we promote abortion and contraception and “marriage” that goes against nature and cannot result in procreation both in our own country and to other nations as well. We also import millions of people who don’t want to assimilate and depend on the productive class to fund their existence – but they do understand how to vote and will gladly push the button on the electronic voting machine for those who brought them into the land of free stuff.

Rich
Rich
August 17, 2015 10:26 am

“Again, you ignore the facts. TOTAL Retail spending went up 1.3% in the last year, excluding the subprime financed autos”

That’s like saying, other than that, Jerry Sandusky was a hell of a good football coach.

“Near record high auto sales, rising prices on new vehicles and low interest rates have combined to help Americans take out almost a trillion dollars in auto loans.”

Yeah, why bother to include a trillion dollars in debts because of record sales? C’mon Admin, a trillion here, a trillion there, and after awhile we might be looking at real money. Not to mention (and you sure as hell don’t mention it) a 2 trillion + US underground market that is continuing to grow. And you know those used tire stores, advertised estate sales, consignment stores, Craigslist sales, Air B&B rooms for rent, etc, who’s reporting accurate sales and taxes on that stuff? Dude, wake up and smell that skinny latte.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
August 17, 2015 10:57 am

I think what Rich is trying to convey is that as long as people make really poor decisions regarding sub prime loans handed out by banks who pay no interest on money created out of thin air by the Fed and businesses continue to pour increasing amounts of borrowed (stock) money into stores that earn declining sales and miniscule profits while either closing the stores they’ve just spent hundreds of millions on to expand into saturated markets with ever smaller returns on their remaindered goods that are already obsolete by the time the shipping containers arrive from China where all of our factories are, then things are actually quite rosy.

It’s all in how you read between the lines.

BTW, saw a great little Italian film called Human Capital. Awesome little window into the world we talk about here.

Rich
Rich
August 17, 2015 11:06 am

“Now you are telling me that the $5 trillion of annual retail sales are not including $2 trillion of underground retailing.”

Only because it’s true, but only to those who take the time to do the research. One of the best indicators of sales, is sales tax. Guess what, my solipsistic blogger, the underground economy ain’t paying no sales taxes. Do you have any real world experience? If so, please elucidate.

And just what’s driving inflation? Why it just happens to be higher rents (along with higher taxes, utilities, healthcare, college tuition, and the financialization of autos). By the way, I just happen to be in the rental business. Not a bad business for a “pea brain” to be in right now. Yeah, we had a lot less rental inflation when people were squatting in their own homes and not making their PITI payments. There was even more money to spend out there in your above ground economy and my underground economy.

Dude, you grab a few stats, and then make them your own fundamentalist religion. Surely you can find an ophthalmologist to cure your myopia. Get the cure, so that you can say, “Oh Lord, I can see at last. ”

“Your new name is Fredo”

And your name has been changed from Burning Man to Flaming Asshole. Capiche?

Rich
Rich
August 17, 2015 11:11 am

I found this on your facebook page:

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Back in PA Mike
Back in PA Mike
August 17, 2015 11:12 am

Richie, isn’t nice that Admin allows morons like you to spew stupid on this site? Anywhere else, you’da been booted out of hand. Here, if you stay around long enough, you may actually learn something.

Stucky
Stucky
August 17, 2015 11:17 am

Richie is an the-economy-is-great Trufer.

Chicago999444
Chicago999444
August 17, 2015 11:30 am

Well, who KNEW that increasing the retail square footage from 4 sq ft per man, woman, and child in the U.S. in 1964… to 42 sq ft per consumer, could result in total saturation?

And who could figure that dwindling resources, offshoring of our manufacturing, and the disappearance of “breadwinner” jobs to replace them with low-paying, part-time, or on-demand “contract” work could totally decimate the American consumer?

As for the 40 million or so never born because of abortion, and the tens of millions more never born because of contraception…. if all these people had been born, where would they find the jobs to make the money to buy all the consumer drek that no one is buying anymore, anyway?

As one poster on another blog commented, we are now up against a perfect Trifecta made of the off-shoring of our remaining manufacturing; increasing automation that is rendering evermore classes of workers redundant; and resource depletion. Which of these conditions would adding tens of millions more people to our population, abate or correct?

We could be moving into a future in which no one with an I.Q. under 120, and anyone who does not possess advanced technical knowledge and skills, can hope for employment that pays wages above the poverty level, and in which there is such a superfluity of people available to perform “average” work that the pay for jobs requiring some education and skill, but which are not demanding of top tech skills, that wages will be driven down to bare subsistence levels. This is what your kids have to look forward to, and it makes me very glad that I have a whole lot more of my life behind me than in front of me.

Dutchman
Dutchman
August 17, 2015 11:46 am

I think the bottom line is that everyone has had their fill of cheap Chinese shit. Whether it’s from Saks (which is now just a name) or Sears – it’s the same Chinese shit.

IMO the two sectors that are going implode are retail and restaurants/coffee shops. At some point the Millennials are going to either wise up and stop buying $5 coffees or run out of mom/dads money.

Back in PA Mike
Back in PA Mike
August 17, 2015 11:48 am

I know one Admin. There’s a strip mall at 20th and Thomas in Phoenix where no one speaks English. It has a hairdresser, a Laundromat, and a butcher. That’s at least 100 million right there!

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
August 17, 2015 12:05 pm

Hey!!! I just got my underground sales tax refund check!!!

(how much is 1,000 reichmarks worth in bitcoin?)

Lulu
Lulu
August 17, 2015 12:58 pm

I have noticed the last 6 months or so that I am getting coupons from stores that did not really do that before like American Girl. I will also note that Neiman Marcus and similar are offering more rewards points opportunities and definitely claiming to have more sales. I’m not sure what that means, but I suspect stores that stores that cater to those with more disposable income are getting nervous. And there are a few like Restoration Hardware who seem downright desperate…

the tumbleweed
the tumbleweed
August 17, 2015 1:07 pm

The 30+ million immigrants also are contributing to retail’s demise. In addition to sending the bulk of their money back home to the parasite country, their main purchases are malt liquor, scratch off lottery tickets, ethnic food, prepaid cell phones, and lap dances. They live 15+ to a house so as not to pay more rent to Fredo. They definitely don’t stop by any of the 8 Home Depot/Lowe’s stores on their bus route in order to make improvements to the property.

rich
rich
August 17, 2015 1:26 pm

Stucky, when it comes to the world’s smoke and mirrors economy, I am a serious doom and gloomer. Until you came along, nobody has called me a “the-economy-is-great Trufer”. But I will cherish that, along with all the other new names I’ve been given on this site.

Here are a few articles about the size of the underground economy: I don’t expect any of you true believers in government stats to read them, but I posted them anyway.

http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/rick-newman/2013/03/18/the-new-underground-economy

https://smartasset.com/insights/in-the-shadows-americas-underground-economy

http://nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/why-gross-domestic-product-or-gdp-grossly-inaccurate-10936

rich
rich
August 17, 2015 1:30 pm

“Did you know Admin used to be a radio shock jock?”

Stucky, you must really worship FA, or why else would you build up his resume like that?

Aquapura
Aquapura
August 17, 2015 1:58 pm

Around my parts Menards is the king of the home improvement warehouses. Their parking lot is seemingly packed every day, but they do have the best location and sell the shittiest shit of all the DIY big boxes at the lowest prices. They also have frozen pizzas in a deep freeze just like grandpa had on the farm at Menards. Nothing like a Jacks pizza to go along with my box of nails and flimsy pressboard shelving unit.

Costco is the other big box retailer that is ALWAYS shit house packed. My wife has her eye on a $25,000 diamond ring there so they cast a wide net for selling their wares. The parking lot is like the used car lot at the BMW dealer. I like any store that sells red meat alongside tires and liquor so I’m a regular…for now.

The regional mall down the road is adding a big ass Nordstrom and Macy’s just finished up a huge expansion and renovation. The literal back side of the mall has a Sears, but most people forget it’s even there. Have an old Craftsman socket that broke. Been meaning to take it in there for my free replacement but since I loathe the mall I bought a Chinese replacement at Lowes. Hope that helped goose their #’s.

Will say that my friend who now owns 3 liquor stores is doing remarkably well. Might get to drive his new Porsche soon. The 2 year old model wasn’t cutting it anymore. And he pays cash.

Dutchman
Dutchman
August 17, 2015 2:13 pm

Menards is a real shit hole of a home improvement store. They’re big in Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa.

Menard has the joo mentaltiy. Every conceivable space in the store has product for sale – pizzas, diapers, shampoo, dog food, milk, nuts – they force you to walk by that shit in order to get to the real merchandise that you came for.

They fooled me once. Advertised a 11% rebate. I fell for it – needed some building materials – what could go wrong? Well I mailed in my receipt – what I got back was a post card – it was for 11% – that could be applied to my next purchase!

Cocksuckers.

Aquapura
Aquapura
August 17, 2015 3:01 pm

Dutchman – Menards screwed me on the rebate thing too. They have a better lumber selection but wading through the shit drives me crazy. Laugh how they put the employee break area right out on the sales floor and have it “open to the public” just to get some extra sales in the soda machine. Maybe Sears should give that a shot.

rich
rich
August 17, 2015 3:07 pm

“It says that the underground economy results in people getting paid under the table and then spending those dollars at retail stores.”

Jeez, Honey, nothing I do is good enough for you. That article doesn’t say that there is $2 trillion in underground money going into retail outlets. It says some of the money is going into retail. Did you flunk remedial reading? Believe it or not, underground cash money actually goes into the underground economy. That’s why there is already a war on cash. Did you ever try to buy a house (not a dog house at your parents’ neighborhood garage sale) or a new car with cash? It’s awful tough to do. On the other hand, I’m sure you’ve had no trouble buying your oxys with cash.

So it looks like you are, at least, no longer questioning the $2 trillion+ underground economy. The third and most recent of those three articles I sent you pegs it at $2.5. Great to see that you are coming around. Now, what is your real job? Surely you don’t spend your life in your parents’ basement grinding out this red meat for your minions.

I will say that it is a surprise to find someone secure enough in his ignorance to be able to take it and not just give it. Business Insider would have had me banned the first time I trashed Lloyd Blankfeind.

Please, in the future, try to convince your followers to find enough gainful part-time employment, so that they can move away from mom and dad, and keep us rentiers in the Whole Food’s buffet line.

That said, I will admit that this is one of the few blogs where the freedom of speech is still a reality. Keep up the good work.

rich
rich
August 17, 2015 3:47 pm

Effay, you are the Earl of Equivocation. If you ever come into enough lawn mowing money, I’ll knock a grand off the off-season weekly rent on one of my furnished beach houses. Will I need to put waterproof vinyl mattress covers on the beds and stock the cabinets with packs of nabs, Ho Hos and Ding Dongs? What the hell, for you I’ll even leave a case of diet Mountain Dew in the fridge.

Longtime lurker
Longtime lurker
August 17, 2015 3:57 pm

Freelance IT network guy here for many small Auto shops and small Aerospace suppliers. The Seattle / greater Puget sound area is bonkers busy. Every Mall from Kitsap peninsula to Renton to Bellevue to Everett is packed with no parking. I rarely eat out, but yesterday waited an hour and 1/2 to get into Olive garden in Tukwila WA Mall Olive garden fro my daughters 16th birthday dinner requiest. Had to park across the street.

I ask this question please, Is this unique to this area due to the presence of Amazon, Microsoft, Adobe Real Networks, + tech startups; Boeing and all their largesubcontractor 2 Military bases,

Longtime lurker
Longtime lurker
August 17, 2015 4:01 pm

Arrg! Wish I could edit! Hit enter on mistake. one more time.

Question rephrase: The greater Puget sound area is busy as heck, and my contacts in Sanfran say the same.. Is it that bad elsewhere? and where is that?

rich
rich
August 17, 2015 4:05 pm

Effay, say it ain’t so. You were once a pimp for the biggest pump-n-dump pirates in the housing industry. Talk about a trail of dead bodies left behind. The good news is, you’ve joined the other side. PTL.

Back in PA Mike
Back in PA Mike
August 17, 2015 4:23 pm

Real estate rentals, hey Admin, you should give that a try. Rich has spoken.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
August 17, 2015 4:27 pm

How can you not like a store called My Nards?

DRUD
DRUD
August 17, 2015 4:40 pm

Great articel, Admin…Stockman refers heavily to it in his:

The Wall Street Ponzi At Work——The Stock Pumping Swindle Behind Four Retail Zombies

rich
rich
August 17, 2015 5:02 pm

Shit, I can’t trash talk you anymore. You’re a homeboy. I grew up spening my weekends in Margate/Wildwood/OC/Beach Haven, and my weekdays pulling a hand truck in the Camden RCA factory.

You call me an optimist, but I just listened to your Kunstler interview, and, compared to me, you are Dr. Pangloss. How could you have had any expectations for Obama, when his largest campaign contributors were the Goldman guys? Did you forget that while running for Pres, Obama came back to Washington to help ram through the Paulson Plan? Did you also forget that the first person the President-elect hired was JIm fucking Leach of Gramm/Leach/Bliley fame?

And you spoke about the $700 billion dollar bailout, as if that was big money, when, according to the Paul-Sanders and Bloomberg Fed audits, the Fed was pumping out $23.5 trillion so that the international banksters could take over the western world. The big 6 banks used that free money to quickly pay off those 6% TARP loans. You could have mentioned that in your interview.

So perhaps you have a modicum of intelligence, after all, but you still might want to look a little deeper at the smaller banks that couldn’t pay off their TARP loans, just to see who now owns them through chains of offshore holding funds. It’s sickening, but it’s the world we live in.

I always thought that if I made enough money, I could live off of the interest. Now nothing is safe. It’s zugzwang, so I’ll just keep renting my slumlord beach houses until automation takes away what jobs my renters now have.

Other than arguing about how many angels are on the head of a pin, you and I probably have very little to argue about. You may live under Christie and Norcross, but my state is controlled by Art Pope. Pope, the ultra-wealthy enforcer of the Koch brothers, even makes Todd Christie look like an alter boy.

Llpoh
Llpoh
August 17, 2015 5:25 pm

Debt to equity ratio is total debt divided by stockholders equity. Not D/((D+E). Or so my Yahoo search tells me. But if that is true, is not a ratio above 100% a signifier the company is bankrupt? Admin’s equation may be right.

Admin says : “And if the Wizard of Oz can give you a brain, maybe you can come back and try to make a cogent comment so we don’t think you’re a dumbass.”

I’m not handing out brains at the moment.

Admin, you are TOASTING these asshats. You in full flight makes for a glorious read.

the tumbleweed
the tumbleweed
August 17, 2015 5:54 pm

Longtime Lurker,

The only driver of the economy for the last 5 years has been fiat fraud money pumped out from the Federal Reserve to the government to distribute to its minions. If you are in an area that is largely connected to the federal trough, even through several intermediaries, you are doing better than ever before.

This would include not only actual government workers, but also defense contractors, contractors of all kinds, the military, mass media, annointed charities and think tanks, Wall Street and other financial psychopaths, big brother corporations like Facecrook, GoOgLe, Crapple, and Microsloth, p.o.s. lawyers, scumbag doctors, insurance goons and accountants milking the healthcare mandate, the prison industrial complex, etc.

You live in one of the bubbles that is currently receiving more than its share of infinite stealth QE money. The Seattle area is host to loads of government, including military bases, a major port, and swarms of bureaucrats and contractors to supply them all, not to mention all the various miscreants mentioned above.

Where else has the punch bowl not run dry? Mordor on the Potomac, as well as the wealthy parts of New York City, Long Island, certain parts of New Jersey, Hollywood, S.F., the state capitals (to lesser extent.) Once again the “recovery” is totally conditional upon your connection to the federal government and its ability to continue to print and distribute money to the chosen ones. I though most had figured that out by now.

Copperhead
Copperhead
August 17, 2015 7:26 pm

I know the national economy is toast, but in my neck of the woods things are hot and it has nothing to do with Fed. I see major retail stores and hotels popping up all over the place. Sub-divisions are also exploding. People are moving up here but I don’t see how this growth can be sustained, we don’t really have any major industry.

Stucky
Stucky
August 17, 2015 7:38 pm

“Rich. Hatchet is buried.” ———- Admin

Ya fuckin’ pussy. Ya could waited at least one day … let Rich go to bed with nightmares of you reaming him a 3 foot wide asshole …… but, noooo, you gotta go early on the Kumbaya routine.

I still luv ya, though.

Rich
Rich
August 17, 2015 7:54 pm

” Rich go to bed with nightmares of you reaming him a 3 foot wide asshole”

Stucky, interesting sexual fantasy you have there. How long did you work as a page for Congressman Craig? Did the Congressman give you the name Stucky?

llpoh
llpoh
August 17, 2015 8:12 pm

So far, Rich has been over-matched, but he has shown some fight. Hope he sticks around. We may be able to learn him something. Eventually.

Stucky
Stucky
August 17, 2015 8:16 pm

Corroborating article today …..

“The Top Four US Department Stores Are Imploding”

http://govtslaves.info/the-top-four-us-department-stores-are-imploding/

geo3
geo3
August 17, 2015 8:19 pm

Yard sales and flea markets, the retail choice of Southern Ohio

Skinny
Skinny
August 18, 2015 8:36 am

Wow, I’m really late to this party. About 400 comments ago someone predicted Quinny would have a heart attack, stroke and brain anurizm all at the same time once his predictions proved true. I would suggest this already happened a few years ago and thus the Burning Platform was born. As for the predictions, our beloved Admin is not exactly a psychic. Anyone within earshot of a regional mall can see what is going on in the retail world. What Quinny does is hit you between the eyes with the numbers so that you can’t pretend your eyes are deceiving you. Retail is a bad place to be right now which is of course fitting because that is the place I currently inhabit.

Maggie
Maggie
August 18, 2015 9:17 am

I’m here in Mordor on the Potomac area and I can assure you that this area is thriving. After a summer here my son is almost convinced my husband and I should have moved to this area and gotten government jobs with out security clearances years ago so we could be part of this wonderful mecca he’s been introduced to during his internship here.

What he doesn’t realize is that that’s how they get you…

After the internship (honeymoon) is over, the slavery begins.

But, he has to learn that himself. And if this is where he decides to work, this is where he will learn.

But, yes… here in Mordor, there is NO sign of economic woe except when I had my son take me to Walmart where I knew I could get some tongs I needed to cook some schnitzel for my friends and some of the people in the long lines there did’t look like they were quite as well off as most of the people in the neighborhood where he’s been living and working. He made the comment that he didn’t want to shop there again if he could help it.

Hmmmm.

Rise Up
Rise Up
August 18, 2015 10:10 am

Administrator says:

Some perspective on Best Buy financial results:

Best Buy 2011 Sales – $49.7 billion
Best Buy 2011 Profit – $1.5 billion

Best Buy 2015 Sales – $40.3 billion
Best Buy 2015 Profit – $1.2 billion
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I’d say that those are pretty good numbers, IF you consider how badly things have gone since 2011. Just to be able to keep the profit margin in this shitty economy is probably a “win” for Best Buy (those figures indicate a better profit margin in 2015 vs. 2011, unless I’m misreading these stats).

BBuy must realize retail sales can’t be the same upward slope trajectory year-over-year as they were in the 1990’s. If they don’t understand that, they are in for a world of hurt.

Rise Up
Rise Up
August 18, 2015 10:24 am

@Maggie,

Welcome to my home town. Boy have things changed here since 1953…was mostly sleepy suburbs in the 60’s-70’s-80’s but the MIC boomed in the 1990’s combined with tech/telecoms. I’ve had my fill of this place and have begun downsizing and will be heading for the hills if I can survive another 4 years or so. I’m one of those gov-contractor slaves, too, but the agency I work for won’t give us a long-term contract. It was supposed to end in 2011 but they keep limping us along with 6-month extensions. So there is always the threat of being out on the street.

Don’t go to Wal-Mart after 9 a.m. The wife and I grocery shop at Wegman’s — if you are close to one check them out. We do a minimal of sundry shopping at Wal-Mart, but only early on Sunday mornings.

Congrats to your son. Mine is in year 3 of college studying towards a Computer Info Systems degree but I hope he can find work when he graduates in a place less hectic than the D.C. area.

Rise Up
Rise Up
August 18, 2015 10:35 am

Archie says: “Admin has several hungry boys he has to feed and put through college. Put up some change you donkeys, you cheap bastards.”
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Archie/TBP’ers, I happened to send Jim $60 last week. I usually try to send $50 every six months but lapsed a bit so I sent an extra $10 “late fee”. Which brings up the question, what is a reasonable contribution? Am I too cheap? Don’t know how much you gave Admin so he could buy that cheesesteak–maybe my $60 in comparison only amounted to a pack of gum…

Rise Up
Rise Up
August 18, 2015 11:38 am

There are new grocery stores popping up in the Northern Virginia area named “Aldi”. I went in one and was unimpressed. Mostly knock-off brands made to look like the real ones (such as soups with labels like Campbells but with some other brand name). There were few shelves–just rows of cardboard boxes on top of pallets for isles. Square footage not much bigger than a CVS or RiteAid.

Don’t know if they cater to the immigration population, but they sure are low class/low quality goods.
I think these stores are also in the U.K.

Aquapura
Aquapura
August 18, 2015 11:58 am

Rise Up – Aldi is a German owned, I believe, no-frills grocery. Same parent as Trader Joe’s. Their product is pure garbage, but it’s cheap. I refuse to go.

Stucky
Stucky
August 18, 2015 12:32 pm

“Aldi … same parent as Trader Joe’s. Their product is pure garbage.”

That’s a blanket statement and you are wrong … partially, imho. I’ll be leaving for Aldi’s right after this post … to take my dad there.

Their frozen foods are mostly pure crap … lots imported from China … as are many of their canned goods. Even their fresh meats are poor quality. You just have to know what to shop for, and what to avoid.

The good (imho)

—- their fresh produce is up to 50% less than your average supermarket I bought a huge watermelon last week for $3.99. Dad gets juicy plump black grapes for $1.38 lb (just these two items are more than double at Shop Rite).

— toilet paper, napkins, aluminum foil, etc …. paper is paper and, again, waaay cheaper than at the supermarket

— their cookies / pastry selections CAN be outstanding … many of which are imported from Germany. From time to time they carry cheeses imported from France.

— they DO carry name brands; Kraft, Lays, Dannon etc. at substantial discounts

— our Aldi’s carries “artisan” breads made by some Lithuanian joint in Brooklyn for $5 or less …. the VERY same bread sold at the Saturday farmer’s market for $8 bucks.

It’s all about WISE shopping … not just sticking what-ever-the-fuck in your basket.