The following exchange took place on the “Authorship” thread yesterday:
— “Question of the day …. It seemed like it only took Stucky two seconds to horn in on the idea which is, IMO, pretty fucked up.” ———Indentured Servant
— “Fine. I’m done with them. …. “How real men become pussies on the internet” … self-explanatory. I’ll dedicate one chapter to I_S.” ———- Stucky
— “Stuck, if you quit over one criticism, Chapter One should be about you.” —- EL Chorizo
— Llpoh posts a box of fucking tissues.
Yesterday I took my dad shopping to Aldi. I park. We shop We come back to the car. The car on the passenger side is parked so close that dad couldn’t get the door open wide enough to get in. I back out. He gets in. I start to go. He says, “Schtop!”. OK. “Gif me a pencil und paper.” OK. “LEARN HOW TO PARK YOU SONOFABITCH!” (in caps and in perfect English). Nice “Put it on zee vindshield.” Yeah, whatever. Our next stop is the German butcher, not far away. On the way back he says, “Let’s go beck to Aldi’s”. I inquire, “Oh, did you forget something?” Ummm, “Nein! If that car iz shtill there I vill put the note on zee car meinself!!”. Dad is a feisty 91.
We get home. Maybe mom will make more sense. One of my mom’s still living friends which she’s know since nineteen fucking sixty eight hasn’t stopped by in over two weeks. I offer to call Hilde (actual name) to see what’s going on. Mom says, “Nein. She’s crazy in the head ….”, and then starts telling me a story about this crazy in the head woman. A story that happened in nineteen fucking seventy one!!!
My sister hasn’t talked to me since dad’s car accident a couple months ago. Apparently, I said something in the hospital that pissed her off. She’s 50.
The Stucky Family Greeting
I come from a looong line of thin-skinned Krauts. It’s amazing we’re all still alive. You all should pray for us, especially me.
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I read much here about how great some of you are. “That’s niiice” (remember that joke?) It seems everybody here is like the couple below; handsome, beautiful, fit, trim, smart, young and rich.
So, the getting-to-know-you inquiry (not, question) of the day is; which ONE thing is your weakness, or to put it another way, you just don’t like about yourself? It should be the type of thing that might have held you back in your career, socially, or even in close relationships.
You know mine. I spilled my guts. Don’t fucken piss me off. Now spill yours.
I still use profanity when I get angry, holdover from the military years I guess. I disappoint myself every time I do.
I listen to advise that sometimes turns out completely wrong, at the time I’m pretty sure the advise is wrong but my heart wants to believe that the person advising has my best interests in mind.
Yeah, right. I’m learning though, at my cost.
Greetings,
I can not tell you how many times I’ve shot myself in the foot because I can not control my mouth. For some dumb reason, whatever happens to be in my head just spills right on out of my mouth. It doesn’t matter if you are a 2 Star General or the CEO of Citigroup, it is just gonna shoot right out of my mouth.
As a matter of fact, my mouth gets me in so much trouble that it has cost me numerous jobs and job opportunities. I’ve had to work for myself for most of my adult life because I’m simply unable to work for other people. It isn’t because I’m rude or a bully. No, I just tell people the truth as I see it. The truth, I’ve learned, really upsets people.
“Which ONE thing is your weakness, or to put it another way, you just don’t like about yourself?”
—-Stucky
My inability to tick off Admin on a more frequent basis. Lord knows I try. Heh.
T4C says:
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Apparently so but I’m not interested in looking at any pictures. To satisfy your curiosity about the condition (sorry, no pics available):
Born With Two Vaginas: Not So Rare
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/01/12/born-with-two-vaginas-not-so-rare/
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I suspect you guys know way too much about me already.
Some folks confessed to cussing, WTF, that’s like admitting you fart.
A double dong would not be good, it’s just double trouble – two relentless antenna tuned to the wild side of life, no thanks.
This is a terrible assignment but I guess I can say, I can’t handle strong emotions, Beta male would be a distant goal but I’m more manly than the fat 45 year old dude still living at home with mom and aunt Mabel. So, yeah, I’m quite virile if that’s the standard.
I have always had a rich inner life, maybe I was autistic, who knows? No one ever got diagnosed on the basis of talking to themselves in private. I still do it, and I tell myself laugh out loud jokes, too. Mostly recycled.
If I ever had a goal in life, I suspect I would have made a model prisoner but I didn’t have the drive to commit a crime, get caught, go through a long trial and all that bullshit. Fuck, like someone said about themselves before, I failed at failure.
EC- Anyone who can laugh at their own jokes isn’t all bad, even if they are mostly recycled.
Damn El Coyote ,I failed at failure .That was funny.
The guy with 2 pennies has a unique problem:
He can be coming and going at the same time!
My weakness is beautiful women, some more personality than physical. I don’t fawn over them, I just treat women well & don’t change to impress them.
Luckily, beautiful women’s weakness has been me…many times.
But, I must say many women nowadays seem angry & aren’t very feminine. They don’t make U want to go into knight in shining armor-mode, they make U want to run away.
@Econ, we’ve chemically, emotionally, and socially, emasculated the men, wouldn’t you be angry too?
I don’t want a knight, I want a partner in this world. Well, let’s say for 95-99% of the time. I don’t want to be the boss of the relationship, I want to be equal in stature without being the majority of the work.
It still amazes me how very hard that has been for me to find.
There’s my #1 weakness, a horrible choice in men, over and over. Friends have me talk to their daughters about how even smart people can be fooled in ways of the heart. What a legacy I have.
So it goes, I apparently have something I still need to learn in that area.
TE ,are you the boss in your marriage ?How long did it take to realize you made another mistake ?
Don’t feel so bad.My only marriage was to a woman possessed by Satan with 3 different personalities. Talk about bad judgment. I fell for her deceptions with very little resistance. Cost me a lot of time and money to finally get away.