Jorge Bergoglio: Fallible And Full Of Sh*t

Why another Pope article? It’s just quotes. For Jesus said, “For by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned.” Let this Pope hang himself with his own rope.

Baptizing Martians

“If – for example – tomorrow an expedition of Martians came, and some of them came to us, here… Martians, right? Green, with that long nose and big ears, just like children paint them… And one says, ‘But I want to be baptized!’ What would happen? Who are we to close doors? Any entity – no matter how many tentacles it has – has a soul”

Atheists Go To Heaven

“We must meet one another doing good. ‘But I don’t believe, Father, I am an atheist!’ But do good: we will meet one another in heaven.”

Mooslims, Jews, Mormons, Hindus, Agnostics, Atheists, etc. etc. ……

“All are brothers and all children of God.”

 There Is No Catholic God

“I believe in God – not in a Catholic God; there is no Catholic God. There is God, and I believe in Jesus Christ, his incarnation. Jesus is my teacher and my pastor, but God, the Father, Abba, is the light and the Creator.”

Sharing The Gospel Is a Waste Of Time

“Proselytism is solemn nonsense, it makes no sense. We need to get to know each other, listen to each other and improve our knowledge of the world around us

 Give Priest Pedophiles a Break!

“I wonder whether there is any love for the church in the hearts of those who pay so much attention to the scandals.”

When a Little Girl Asked Francis Why He Wanted To Become a Pope

“I didn’t. A person who wants to become pope doesn’t love himself. And God doesn’t bless him.”

Throwing Away Food Is a Sin

“This culture of waste has made us insensitive even to the waste and disposal of food, which is even more despicable when all over the world many individuals and families are suffering from hunger and malnutrition. We should all remember, however, that throwing food away is like stealing from the tables of the poor, the hungry.”

Hug Trees And Save Whales … Or You Don’t Love God

“A Christian who doesn’t safeguard creation, who doesn’t make it flourish, is a Christian who isn’t concerned with God’s work, that work born of God’s love for us.”

Homos and Lesbos

“If someone is gay and he searches for the Lord and has good will, who am I to judge? We shouldn’t marginalize people for this. They must be integrated into society.”

 Abortion, Fags, and Condoms

“We cannot insist only on issues related to abortion, gay marriage and the use of contraceptive methods. This is not possible.”

Looking Up a Peacock’s Ass

“Look at the peacock; it’s beautiful if you look at it from the front. But if you look at it from behind, you discover the truth.”

Relax! Gratify Thyself!

“Together with a culture of work, there must be a culture of leisure as gratification. Work ends up dehumanizing people.”

You Have Too Much Shit

“These days there is a lot of poverty in the world, and that’s a scandal when we have so many riches and resources to give to everyone. We all have to think about how we can become a little poorer. We just cannot worry about ourselves.”

The Poor Don’t Have Enough Shit

“My duty, in Christ’s name, is to remind the rich to help the poor, to respect them, to promote them.

Badgering Your Pal, Jeebus, To Get More Shit

“And also scold the Lord a little: ‘Hey, you promised me this, and you haven’t done it.’ Like that, like you talk with a friend.

Charity is Politics

“Politics, according to the Social Doctrine of the Church, is one of the highest forms of charity, because it serves the common good.”

Pray For President Oreo!

“A Christian who does not pray for those who govern is not a good Christian.”

Hope Is In Man

“For me, hope is in the human person… I believe in man.  I’m not saying man is good or bad, just that I believe in man.

Women Are More Important Than Men

“The Madonna is more important than the apostles, and the church herself is feminine, the spouse of Christ and a mother. I dream of a church that is a mother and shepherdess.”

The Reason For This Pope’s Egocentric Lust For Power And His Narcissism ….. he’s fuckin’ perfect!!

“Once elected, the Pope is by virtue of the promise of Jesus to Peter, the Pope is preserved from the possibility of error. God would change any spend thrift politician into a responsible Pope.”

Lastly, a quote I can agree with. Scream at me if you want to but, without Paul, there would be no “Christianity” …. at least not the formalized set of rules, regulations, and dead traditions we have today.

“You cannot be a conscious Christian without St. Paul. He translated the teachings of Christ into a doctrinal structure that, even with the additions of a vast number of thinkers, theologians and pastors, has resisted and still exists after two thousand years.”

Actual picture of this Pope:

 

A fine article on the Media Sensation that is this Pope;   http://thewildvoice.org/pope-francis-media-sensation-celebrity/

Author: Stucky

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
September 22, 2015 10:26 am

I pray for this pope… to be struck by lightning. He’s such an ignorant asshole.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
September 22, 2015 10:29 am

A guy whose entire country is behind a wall is coming here to lecture us about being lenient to illegal aliens.
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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
September 22, 2015 10:30 am

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Jim
Jim
September 22, 2015 10:30 am

Hey, stuck go back to your phony “me first” religion deism or should I say a weak form of Scientology where you can commisserate with other like minded fools. Stick to your classic car stories. at least they are entertaining.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
September 22, 2015 10:33 am

Did you know that this idiot opponent of free markets has never once set foot in the United States? He’s reached old age being fed a diet of leftist anti-Americanism and he’s never been here once?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
September 22, 2015 10:36 am

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  Iska Waran
September 22, 2015 10:44 am

Pope Francis: questions remain over his role during Argentina’s dictatorship

Jorge Bergoglio was head of the Jesuit order in the 1970s when the church backed military government and called for patriotism

Despite the joyful celebrations outside the Municipal Cathedral in Buenos Aires yesterday, the news of Latin America’s first pope was clouded by lingering concerns about the role of the church – and its new head – during Argentina’s brutal military dictatorship.

The Catholic church and Pope Francis have been accused of a complicit silence and worse during the “dirty war” of murders and abductions carried out by the junta that ruled Argentina from 1976 to 1983.

The evidence is sketchy and contested. Documents have been destroyed and many of those who were victims or perpetrators have died in the years that followed. The moral argument is clear, but the reality of life at that time put many people in a grey position. It was dangerous at that time to speak out and risk being labelled a subversive. But many, including priests and bishops, did so and subsequently disappeared. Those who stayed silent have subsequently had to live with their consciences — and sometimes the risk of a trial.

Its behaviour during that dark period in Argentine history was so unsaintly that in 2000 the Argentine Catholic church itself made a public apology for its failure to take a stand against the generals. “We want to confess before God everything we have done badly,” Argentina’s Episcopal Conference said at that time.

In February, a court noted during the sentencing of three former military men to life imprisonment for the killings of two priests that the church hierarchy had “closed its eyes” to the killing of progressive priests.

As head of the Jesuit order from 1973 to 1979, Jorge Bergoglio – as the new pope was known until yesterday – was a member of the hierarachy during the period when the wider Catholic church backed the military government and called for their followers to be patriotic.

Bergoglio twice refused to testify in court about his role as head of the Jesuit order. When he eventually appeared in front of a judge in 2010, he was accused by lawyers of being evasive.

The main charge against Bergoglio involves the kidnapping of two Jesuit priests, Orland Yorio and Francisco Jalics, who were taken by Navy officers in May 1976 and held under inhumane conditions for the missionary work they conducted in the country’s slums, a politically risky activity at the time.

His chief accuser is journalist Horacio Verbitsky, the author of a book on the church called “El Silencio” (“The Silence”), which claims that Bergoglio withdrew his order’s protection from the two priests, effectively giving the military a green light for their abduction.

The claims are based on conversations with Jalics, who was released after his ordeal and later moved to a German monastery.

Bergoglio has called the allegations “slander” and holds that, on the contrary, he moved behind the scenes to save the lives of the two priests and others that he secretly hid from the death squads. In one case, he claims he even gave his identity papers to one dissident who looked like him so that he could flee the country.

For some, that makes him a hero. Other are sceptical. Eduardo de la Serna, co-ordinator of a left-wing group of priests who focus on the plight of the poor, told Radio del Plate that: “Bergoglio is a man of power and he knows how position himself among powerful people. I still have many doubts about his role regarding the Jesuits who went missing under the dictatorship.”

Many in the church are keen to move on from that dark period in the history of Argentina and the church. They say the new pope helped to heal the wounds of the dirty war and to restore the credibility of the Catholic hierarchy.

“As archbishop, he faced a monumental task, and he was even accused of collaboration with the dirty war, which he strenuously denied and was ultimately cleared. If he can restore the credibility of the church there [in Argentina], he can handle the scandals that have befallen the church worldwide because he knows how to connect to the people” said Ramon Luzarraga, theologian-in-residence at the University of Dayton.

But the issue is unlikely to go away any time soon, particularly while high-profile trials are still taking place. This week a Buenos Aires court sentenced the “Last Dictator” Reynaldo Bignone to life in jail for crimes relating to the disappearance of 23 people, including two pregnant women, when he was in power in the 1980s.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 22, 2015 10:58 am

In the last days Satan will deceive many Christians into following him instead of God.

He won’t do this by appearing as a demon with horns and a tail and such, he will deceive them by appearing as one of them and telling them things they want to hear to lead them away from the sound doctrine of the Bible and into his realm of evil.

When someone claiming to be a Christian espouses a political doctrine of any kind in the name of God ask him specifically which scriptures he is finding it in, and ask him also if he confesses Jesus as the Christ come in the flesh (you will find it surprising how any won’t actually do this, finding all sorts of ways to get around it instead).

It isn’t that a Christian can’t be deceived and end up unwittingly pass that deception along to others, it is that he needs to understand the scripture so that he knows when and if he is or isn’t being deceived so that he doesn’t.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
September 22, 2015 11:00 am

Thanks for pulling this together. If obama and pope francis are Christians then Ted Nugent is a Gay Vegetarian Pirate. francis is not the first Apostate Pope but he is probably The False Prophet who will support the antiChrist and francis will be The Last Pope. If you follow francis, both of you will go to Hell.

Dutchman
Dutchman
September 22, 2015 1:53 pm

Obama and the Pope deserve one another. Maybe the Pope will give ol’ Barack an special sacred ass reaming blessing.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
September 23, 2015 12:58 am

You guys are totally disrespectful and I regret that you are going to hell.
The above quotes attributed to Papa Lolo are totally fake.
Looking behind your peacock feathers, I see assholes.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
September 23, 2015 1:02 am

Lolo Kiko

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
September 23, 2015 9:53 am

You know who I’d like as pope? Geert Wilders. He may be an atheist for all I know.

Winston
Winston
December 23, 2015 4:51 pm

Just read the Bible. You will find the truth.