MONKEYS ARE BUYING

It seems you shit throwing monkeys do buy shit for Christmas. You’ve bought $5,000 worth of shit in December so far through the Amazon button, netting TBP $300 in revenue. Jeff Bezos is feeling the pain. 

The rest of you cheap bastards need to buy something for your mothers, wives, or kids.

bb – buy something for little bb.

SSS – buy a Golf for Dummies book.

Stuck – buy a book on how to sell a house.

Llpoh – buy a book on how to not get bit by a poisonous snake in Australia.

Bea – buy a book explaining freefall speed.

If you block the ads, here is the link:

http://www.amazon.com/gift-cards/b/ref=nav_cs_gc/ref=as_sl_pc_tf_lc?ie=UTF8&node=2238192011&tag=thebur01-20&camp=226613&creative=523105&linkCode=ur1&adid=0P14JPP9AS909S3QPDPE&&ref-refURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theburningplatform.com%2F


 

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harry p
harry p
December 16, 2015 10:43 am

Youll see your revenue jump if amazon ever decides to stop being pussies and start selling ammo.

rob in Nova Scotia
rob in Nova Scotia
December 16, 2015 10:44 am

Never bought anything with Amazon. Never bought anything online but I’ll have a look. How long does it take to get something to Great White North?

Da Perfessor
Da Perfessor
December 16, 2015 11:14 am

Hey, Admin!

I’m about 6% of that and will be adding the same again. Not loaded but am having to replace stuff about the house that picked this month to crap out after long service. Glad it makes you some money as it drains mine.

Da P

card802
card802
December 16, 2015 12:54 pm

Yeah, my wife is not pleased with my efforts to generate TBP revenue through amazon, but what the fuck, why not? If I’m going to buy it anyway….

We had three bogus charges on my credit card she had to clear up today, just over $800, tis the season.

Araven
Araven
December 16, 2015 1:08 pm

OK, I was out of Himalayan pink salt so I put in an order.

Cynical30
Cynical30
December 16, 2015 1:29 pm

Aw shit, my bad Admin. I just rented a movie off Amazon videos for $2.99 last night and I forgot to click through TBP. I shall subsequently donate $0.18 shortly after my next paycheck!

Rise Up
Rise Up
December 16, 2015 2:53 pm

Shit, I just ordered a book and forgot to use your link.

But I did mail you a check today…Merry Xmas!

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
December 16, 2015 4:11 pm

You’re a little late, Admin. Last week I bought about $500 worth of stuff from Amazon. Looked for your link prior but didn’t see it (I use Adblocker and Ghostery). I will save the link you posted for future.

Archie
Archie
December 16, 2015 6:20 pm

My apologies admin. I have not bought my many books through TBP. I did not want to bring unwanted attention to your fine blog by buying subversive material.

By the way, if anyone is thinking of being a subversive in our shithole of a country, please read the harold covington novels. I read his northwest quintet, consisting in nearly 3000 pages, in 2 weeks. They are that good, spine tingling in fact. Read “the brigade” to get started. Trust me, you will like them. But just don’t use TBP to order them. Admin will be put in a FEMA camp fer crissakes.

Admin needs to stay alive, if only to eat roast pork sandwiches from the reading terminal market and to drink a pint of Guinness for another day. He must live!

Back in PA Mike
Back in PA Mike
December 19, 2015 5:48 pm

I’ll start shopping tomorrow, oh great & powerful Admin.

Drowning in Parasitism
Drowning in Parasitism
December 19, 2015 6:25 pm

Stereo system – mine;

Speakers (for watching docs on my laptop through my big-screen tv) – mine;

Inordinate amount of popcorn (not MINE; I routinely order large quantities for our popcorn machine at work and get reimbursed);

Glad the Amazon links/orders are bringing you deserved money, Admin; now if everyone could just get their acts together and REMEMBER to link through your page FIRST, the $ could be even BETTER.

Support our patriots, folks, ALL of WHOM operate on shoestring budgets unlike our good friends, the well-heeled Chosenites and their self-aggrandizing, subversive “charities” whose “interests” are openly hostile to our OWN:

“…Organized Jewry has long been a major funder of leftist causes, but they also fund virtually the entire neocon infrastructure that has been dominating American foreign policy since President George W. Bush’s administration. Republicans and Democrats alike rely on Jewish funding,with Jewish plutocrats such as Sheldon Adelson and Haim Saban providing tens of millions of dollars to each respective political party and their candidates for higher office.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, the article notes that the network of powerful Jewish charities “benefits massively from the U.S. federal government and many state and local governments, in the form of hundreds of millions of dollars in government grants, billions in tax-deductible donations and billions more in program fees paid with government funds.”

A major aspect of organized Jewish power is its staunch opposition and hostility towards traditional American interests and values in favor of particular Jewish and Zionist agendas, both in a domestic context and in the foreign policy arena. The massive charitable and advocacy industry organized Jewish groups have developed represent an extremely powerful force “in opposition to white interests given the virtual non-existence of organizations explicitly dedicated to furthering white identification and interests,” explained Dr. MacDonald.

The organized Jewish community has managed to create a $26 billion industry strictly dedicated to advancing its own unique political, cultural, financial and ethnic interests, which includes a foreign government, largely at the expense of the American taxpayer. Readers of this newspaper should no doubt be asking themselves if they aren’t already: How is this acceptable?”

Indeed; we have no such luxuries of unfettered money printing and the power and influence it readily buys from treasonous, political-whores; open your wallets for those most noble of causes – freedom, liberty and truth:

The $14 Billion Secret of Jewish Charities

http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2014/03/forward-study-of-the-jewish-charity-industry/

Merry Christmas to ALL and congratulations, Admin, on your triumph over Google in a most memorable David vs. Goliath battle. A rare victory for free speech, but YOU single-handedly DID IT.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
December 19, 2015 7:03 pm

Jim,

I don’t need anymore shit so I just sent you some dough re me through your donate button. Merry Christmas and keep up the great work. We’re glad you’re here.

Cheers,
Francis

Drowning in Parasitism
Drowning in Parasitism
December 19, 2015 7:52 pm

Putting my $ where my mouth is; Christmas ain’t just about ME and my CRAP I don’t NEED from Amazon; donation headed your way via my beloved Chase Visa…

Keep up your brilliant, formidable work, Jim! All the best to you and your blessed family!!!

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
December 19, 2015 8:12 pm

I lucked out on my purchase, got the Disney Princess Play Hut at half price and free shipping with Amazon Prime.