Why something stupid like this and not Jack Daniels ice cream? I swear this need an Onion logo.
Persnickety
December 24, 2015 9:55 pm
This can’t be a real thing – please tell me this is fake.
Capn Mike
December 25, 2015 3:30 am
mmmm blue cheese….
OldeVirginian
December 25, 2015 12:28 pm
Hey at least it is ICE CREAM not FROZEN DAIRY DESSERT.
Last night in Podunk near my mom’s backwood bungalow I stopped for gas at a nice old store that had 100% gasoline not PETROLEUM – JACK DANIELS cocktail which is how the 90/10 stuff ought to be legally labelled. I was gratified to watch real-time my avg MPG go up on the drive home for the same trip.
Why something stupid like this and not Jack Daniels ice cream? I swear this need an Onion logo.
This can’t be a real thing – please tell me this is fake.
mmmm blue cheese….
Hey at least it is ICE CREAM not FROZEN DAIRY DESSERT.
Last night in Podunk near my mom’s backwood bungalow I stopped for gas at a nice old store that had 100% gasoline not PETROLEUM – JACK DANIELS cocktail which is how the 90/10 stuff ought to be legally labelled. I was gratified to watch real-time my avg MPG go up on the drive home for the same trip.
Meanwhile …. in Tucson
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Meanwhile ….. at Burger King
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Piffle. Meanwhile ….. at Burger King, Take Two
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