We’ve definitely reached peak human and are accelerating downhill rapidly. Still, if this can go viral before I die, I’m behind it 100%! Who knows, it might lead to a cure for obesity and an increase in the birth rate of white chirrens.
An ‘intimacy coach’ who can lift coconuts, household objects, and even a surfboard using her vagina believes that vaginal weightlifting can empower women, cure depression and even replace botox. Kim Anami, teaches ‘vaginal kung fu’, and is a believer in the power that every woman holds between her legs.The 36-year-old from Vancouver, Canada, has travelled around the world demonstrating her unique abilities and impressive vaginal muscles. Videographer / director: Ruaridh Connellan Producer: A
The Defense Dept. is already researching Vagina Kung Fu as a possible military weapon. Frozen Pork pellets (ball-bearing shaped) are a viable tool against ISIS when they attack.
She had me at ejaculate and squirt across the room.
WTF did I just watch?
Now I see why real estate prices in remote areas like Michigan’s UP and northern Idaho are rising — more people are fleeing from the bulk of humanity.
This is why aliens — even if they exist — will never actually stop by and say ‘hi’.
So, I wonder how many people will believe this is a true story. Hey, she’s not lifting anything … unless her vagina developed joints, in which case I want to see pictures. All she’s doing is hanging shit off her hoohoo.
I, on the other hand, can do pushups with my weewee … and I weigh close to 300 pounds. (Pictures available upon request.)
There are some things that are better discussed and demonstrated in private rather than public places.
Putting men into the hospital? Anything goes for the 15″ of fame.
I want a picture Stucky. Just post it for all to see.
Just when you think there can’t possibly be another type of lunatic out there…..
After doing a little research in pelvic floor exercises, I’ve come to the conclusion that this exercise protocol very likely works like a charm. Start small and work up. I’ll bet she never will experience any urinary incontinence problems if she keeps it up into advanced years.
The idea of having sex with a woman who can hold up a surfboard with strictly vaginal musculature is admittedly daunting.. Hmmmmm.
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Imagine the dick massage she could give with those muscles. Yowza!
Just taking Southern Girls Milking the Cow to another level. Just be careful to not cause prolapse of the Uterus; awful to see in my livestock now and then.
What’s in YOUR snapper?
This is a very thought provoking post to be sure but all I’ll say is that death at the hands……er….orifice of a vaginal kung fu master might not be too bad. Then again…….
Some guys like their women like they like their coffee. Hot and black. But I like my women like I like my cars. Built for speed. Nice legs. I’m in love.
I only got as far as her introducing – er, explaining – the little green ball. Because I wish to remain heterosexual I couldn’t bring myself to watch more of that video.
Seems like all that musculature could make for a very painful charlie horse if she doesn’t watch her electrolytes…
I think guys could get in on the movement too. I envision rigging up something with barbs inside kind of like a chinese finger trap…