FIRST RULE


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Ed
Ed
March 13, 2016 1:45 pm

Good first rule from Carlin. My 2nd rule is:

If it’s on TV, it’s a fuckin’ lie.

OutLookingIn
OutLookingIn
March 13, 2016 2:02 pm

There is a reason they call it the “American Dream”.

Because you have to be asleep to believe it.

– George Carlin RIP

rhs jr
rhs jr
March 13, 2016 2:04 pm

The government statisticians and their lap dog media have adopted the New Math Common Core Seasonal Adjustment Matrix to report all economic, budget, voting polling, etc data to the public; we know it as the “garbage in garbage out” model.

Greg in NC
Greg in NC
March 13, 2016 2:47 pm

I don’t believe anything the goobermint says until they officially deny it!

Homer
Homer
March 13, 2016 3:39 pm

The words of the Prophets are written on subway walls and bathroom stalls and the TBP of course.

Keith Elder
Keith Elder
March 13, 2016 3:54 pm

George Carlin, my hero. Here’s one of the best interviews I’ve seen of George, by Dennis Miller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQH_x6_vsPU

flash
flash
March 13, 2016 5:35 pm

George Carlin was controlled opposition…just ask BL.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
March 13, 2016 11:09 pm

Flash- You are wearing that out. Damn.

Who would you piss and moan about if I were not around? You are a genius, you could be making internet history. Focus on the criminals in politics , we are on the same side.

Persnickety
Persnickety
March 13, 2016 11:10 pm

The first rule is DON’T TALK ABOUT TBP.

Gotterdamerung Muss FLIEGEN!!!
Gotterdamerung Muss FLIEGEN!!!
March 13, 2016 11:12 pm

Bea Lever is just controlled opposition – just ask flash.

skinbag
skinbag
March 13, 2016 11:14 pm

It took me many decades to come to the conclusion that my government supports nothing but lies. I have not voted in ANY election of any kind since Ross Pero3 lost to Billy ‘skin dog’ Clinton? I am most proud of my voting (non voting) record. They can all go fuck themselves and crash and burn in t h s process.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
March 13, 2016 11:24 pm

Iron Sky- I don’t need to hear this shit in stereo, mmkaaaaay 😉

I'll be Back.
I'll be Back.
March 13, 2016 11:49 pm

flash is just controlled opposition – just ask Bea Lever.