STUCKY – THE EARLY YEARS

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John Angelo
John Angelo
April 12, 2016 9:05 am

Rumor has it he lettered in it freshman year. On the varsity handball team, no less.

John Angelo
John Angelo
April 12, 2016 9:08 am

Instead of a patch he received a stain on his letter jacket.

Master Bates
Master Bates
April 12, 2016 9:09 am

Give him a hand !

rhs jr
rhs jr
April 12, 2016 9:41 am

Was he a student at a Catholic Seminary who took lots of long showers doing research on his paper about Priest Celibacy?

Stucky
Stucky
April 12, 2016 9:43 am

Fuck all you cocksuckers! Blow me, including Admin!!!

OK.

Nevermind. That’s some funny shit there. “he received a stain on his letter jacket.” …. THAT’S some funny shit right there.

You know what I started to watch this past weekend? The Sons of Anarchy. Almost done with Season One. Pretty damned good show. I hope the other 6 seasons are worth it, and not a waste of time.

Cracks me up that “Gemma” is the same actress that played “Peggy” on Married With Children. Good actress … seems to be typecast as playing the slut/whore.

Anyway, one of the episodes in Season 1 has this dude who gets out of jail and meets with the motorcycle dude. But … he cannot stop masturbating … everywhere, in public. Claims he has CMD — Chronic Masturbation Disorder. I can accept that.

Couldn’t find a youtube clip. But, it’s this guy.
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kokoda
kokoda
April 12, 2016 10:02 am

good laff in a.m.

Hollow man
Hollow man
April 12, 2016 10:08 am

So MB means master bater. Who knew.

N8
N8
April 12, 2016 2:18 pm

So what is the record?!

HalfWit
HalfWit
April 12, 2016 2:32 pm

@N8 why, do you think you can beat it!

Stucky
Stucky
April 12, 2016 2:38 pm

The record? Glad you asked.

“The Masturbate-a-thon is an annual affair sponsored by the Center for Sex and Culture in San Francisco, where events are held in a place appropriately titled the “masturbatorium.”

If a man is taking part in a competition, he must stay aroused without ejaculating for as long as possible, a 2010 article in the San Fransisco Weekly explains.

In 2009, Sato broke his own record by masturbating for an impressive 9 hours and 58 minutes at the Masturbate-a-thon, the San Francisco Weekly reports. His previous record was 9 hours and 33 minutes.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/21/world-champion-masturbator_n_1163576.html

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
April 12, 2016 3:12 pm

That is a sign of a sick society/community, but it was in San Fran so no surprise.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
April 12, 2016 4:22 pm

I always knew Stucky was a jack-off. Now Admin has proved it!

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
April 12, 2016 4:47 pm

Stucky…didn’t they call you “Machine Gun” in High School ?

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
April 12, 2016 6:31 pm

9 hrs of whacking off…yanno priapism is dangerous.

i wunner if that includes fondling ones moobz. Heh.