MILLENNIALS: WE SUCK AND WE’RE SORRY


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Rise Up
Rise Up
April 29, 2016 4:53 pm

The last line sums it up nicely: “Siri, how do I fix a bicycle?…I’ll call my dad” [i.e., baby boomer].

Ouirphuqd
Ouirphuqd
April 29, 2016 4:54 pm

Every generation sucks! Once you understand that you don’t own anything until you give it away do you understand the true meaning in living. If it’s easy, it’s boring! If it’s difficult, well, “that’s life”!

RHS Jr
RHS Jr
April 29, 2016 5:29 pm

I had to work like a slave for 50 years from 1965-2015 but at least I could find jobs. Now the Democratic Socialist economy sucks wind especially for the Middle Class and Youth and will get worse. The Millennials blame us Boomers but if they vote for Democrats like Harpy, then the blame for an inevitable Communist cesspit like Cuba will be on them.

General
General
April 29, 2016 6:03 pm

I seriously doubt that the whole US will become like the cesspit that Cuba is. I would expect a civil war first, since the regions of the US are so different from each other.

SSS
SSS
April 29, 2016 8:33 pm

Cool, sarcastic flick. Many points are right on the mark. Lots of pressure on those youngsters.

But I would point out ………..

You didn’t create the drug and sex culture, but you don’t have to bite.

You didn’t create student loans for worthless degrees, but you don’t have to borrow.

You didn’t create igadgets, but you don’t have to buy.

You didn’t create “reality” tv, but you don’t have to watch.

You didn’t create Facebook, but ….. oops, yes you did.

Join the endless generations who have fucked up royally. You’re just getting started.

KaD
KaD
April 30, 2016 12:57 pm

On the one hand I recently witnessed a chubby millennial twat holding up a bus while she smoked her cigarette and the driver several times said “I’m late you need to get on if you want on”. This fat kidult then copped an attitude that the driver was ‘disrespectful’ to her. I thought if the driver was disrespectful she’s have drove off and left the twats ass standing there smoking. On the other hand:

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/apr/29/experience-i-am-16-and-live-alone-in-the-wilderness

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
April 30, 2016 2:40 pm

Greetings,

Screw the millennials. They landed on Earth at a time when the world’s knowledge could be accessed from pretty much anywhere. They never once – not once, have had to go out and search for knowledge. Anything they could think to do or want was right there at their fingertips yet it hasn’t produced an Einstein, Planck, Faraday, Newton, Tesla, Hemingway, Edison, Ford or Jefferson. Nothing.

Oh, and if you are thinking that the genius might come later, think again. All the great men did their best work at or before the age of 25. This generation is mostly worthless.