WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

1634

Why go gray when you can go any color of the rainbow?! So which colorful ‘do would do do?

1631

Fill in the blank: His face tattoo camouflages him from _____________.

1632

When she moonwalks to the bathroom, you’ll understand.

1630

Did Walmart start hosting Comic-Con now? – He asks assuming this is some cosplay dress up character that’s like a weak ass nerdier version of Casey Jones.

1629

Thanks for the titty flop Walmart selfie. Sadly due to those big ol nips, we had to scale our frowny face to extreme sizes. That’s inconvenient for us and we hate you for it.

1627

Just a heads up to all the dalmatians out there….RUN!!!!!

1628

You definitely put the YUM in BUM…

1623

That’s exactly why I work out. Forget health, forget looking good, forget the ladies. I do it for the Walmart glory.

1622

Welp, I’m officially terrified. But I didn’t feel like sleeping this week anyway. I for real have no clue what’s going on here and why everyone is so chill about it. The only logical explanation is the person who took this photo had the glasses from 13 Ghosts where they could see the ghosts and everyone else can’t. Only possible explanation.

1624

Looks like someone is selling unlicensed People Of Walmart gear. That’s so spot on though, I’m not even angry we didn’t create it. I’m just impressed.

1620

Because nothing says “let’s be friends” like a healthy obsession with the most depressing cartoon character to be around…ever.

1619

Barber: What can I get you?
Her: You know Goro from Mortal Kombat?
Barber: Say no more, I got you.

1621

Well hello. I suppose we are approaching summer time when, in the wise words of Young Jeezy, we “Drop the top, no bra, got da titties out.” – Word to live by Jeezy. Also, just an FYI in case you’re wondering, they are pierced.

1618

If she bent down in front of you to pick something up on the floor, what would you do? Aaaaaand go!

1617

Forget the transgenders, which bathrooms are our furrie friends supposed to use?! Maybe we should just jam a fire hydrant right in the middle of the store. That would be fantastic.

1615

I think you need to fire that belt for not doing its job.

1616

When growing a mustache under your nose is too mainstream…

1614

Even Green Day likes to go into Walmart to take a Dookie…see what I did there?


 

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davidC
davidC
May 28, 2016 1:05 pm

Oh, thanks! I thought I was going to have a pleasant weekend. Now I have to spend some quality time brillo-padding my poor eyeballs after those images… Which aisle is the bleach in?

Yancey Ward
Yancey Ward
May 28, 2016 1:07 pm

In an amazing coincidence, the woman with Michael Jackson on her bow is named Billie Jean.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
May 28, 2016 2:51 pm

Zerbina is real.

TE
TE
May 28, 2016 7:51 pm

Most of the women showing their boonies look either mad or sad, don’t they know smiling is expected in porn?

I’m pretty sure the mustache reference was off, I do believe that is a chick.

I would guess the butt crack t-shirt guy calls that his “going to Wallys shirt”

Its gotten bad when the brain damage is this evident.

Ed
Ed
May 29, 2016 8:18 am

Dag, mane. That hot indin gal with her titties out just made this week’s issue memorable.