No, that’s not an insult to you my old friend. THAT would be my Walmart greeting.
skybill
June 25, 2016 4:57 am
On a similar vein…The man was asked by his supervisor after his dismal performance at the door that first morning, what was it that people would say to him when they first met him in the morning… hoping to get some communication and a learning experience from this.., ….. The man said, “People would say,’Good Morning Admiral, would you like a cup of coffee??.'”
Funny how that goez!!
III%,
skybill-out
jamesthewanderer
June 25, 2016 11:33 am
The retired Marine version (looking at trio): “Did I forget to flush this morning?”
Westcoaster
June 25, 2016 8:11 pm
That was pretty funny. Reminds me of a checker at the neighborhood Dollar Tree who would greet customers as they came in with a witty backhanded remark. Like “Welcome to the Dollar Tree where the only thing better than the price is the quality”. Or “Welcome to the Dollar Tree where the fun begins and never ends”, or, Welcome to the Dollar Tree the second-happiest place on Earth”.
Strangely, he no longer works there.
American innovation at it’s finest
That was pure gold right there best laugh I had all week!
I wonder what is his screen name here is?
Stucky
Blow Me.
No, that’s not an insult to you my old friend. THAT would be my Walmart greeting.
On a similar vein…The man was asked by his supervisor after his dismal performance at the door that first morning, what was it that people would say to him when they first met him in the morning… hoping to get some communication and a learning experience from this.., ….. The man said, “People would say,’Good Morning Admiral, would you like a cup of coffee??.'”
Funny how that goez!!
III%,
skybill-out
The retired Marine version (looking at trio): “Did I forget to flush this morning?”
That was pretty funny. Reminds me of a checker at the neighborhood Dollar Tree who would greet customers as they came in with a witty backhanded remark. Like “Welcome to the Dollar Tree where the only thing better than the price is the quality”. Or “Welcome to the Dollar Tree where the fun begins and never ends”, or, Welcome to the Dollar Tree the second-happiest place on Earth”.
Strangely, he no longer works there.