CAPTION CONTEST

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kokoda
kokoda
September 1, 2016 8:26 am

Hello Mark; it is good to be wealthy and be able to screw the populations, even the Christians. I do wish you would join Obama, Merkel, and I supporting ISIS – the number of Christian and Yazidi heads being separated from their bodies has slowed to a trickle.

Dutchman
Dutchman
September 1, 2016 8:48 am

Hi Mark, here’s a Mounds Bar, now can I blow you?

diogenes
diogenes
September 1, 2016 9:30 am

Which one of us gets to sit on the righthand of satan you or me?

harry p.
harry p.
September 1, 2016 9:31 am

Let’s compare numbers, I bet I’ve fucked more little kids than you have.

Ralsballs
Ralsballs
September 1, 2016 9:58 am

“What a strong grip and smooth hands you have Mark, I suppose that’s why our dear lord Lucifer prefers to get handys from you and you alone?” ” Hahaha, I hear he is equally fond of your velvet gummers, your holiness. Come, let us summon and pleasure our little light bearer together, hahaha”

Walt
Walt
September 1, 2016 10:27 am

‘Yeah, fuck those stupid goys”

Tommy
Tommy
September 1, 2016 11:10 am

Nice to meet you, but here’s the thing….I’m a muslim.

So am I!

Tom
Tom
September 1, 2016 12:03 pm

Just give the check to the cardinal….

susanna
susanna
September 1, 2016 12:49 pm

The Mark of the Beast

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
September 1, 2016 1:03 pm

Birds of a feather flock together.

Pauncho
Pauncho
September 1, 2016 1:24 pm

Pope kosher to perform Zuckerberg Bris

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
September 1, 2016 1:49 pm

#1 My,My Mark…in my day an alter boy like you would get slammed twice a day at least !

#2 Mark: “Your holiness in the confessional booth what are you giving for anal sex ” ?
Pope: “Right now two candy bars and a coke ” .

3# Say Mark, do you have a list of the dirty little boys on Facebook ?

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
September 1, 2016 1:55 pm

Mark, I heard your facebook is able to gather personal information!

Yes, I will be sending a list of pedophiles web habits and photos they downloaded.

Wonderful, thank you thank thank you!

Stucky
Stucky
September 1, 2016 1:57 pm

“Nice to finally meet you, Mr. Antichrist.”

“Thanks, Pope!”

Thaisleeze
Thaisleeze
September 1, 2016 2:01 pm

When should I sell my shares Mark?

Tommy
Tommy
  Thaisleeze
September 1, 2016 2:05 pm

+1, that’s really good!

OutLookingIn
OutLookingIn
September 1, 2016 2:19 pm

I hear they call you “Suckyburg” is that why your knees are dirty?

Stucky
Stucky
September 1, 2016 2:27 pm

Pope: “I pray to God every day to seek His wisdom.”

Mark: “Well, Pope, it would be easier if you just sent me an email.”

Stucky
Stucky
September 1, 2016 2:30 pm

Mark: “Got Facebook?”

Pope: “Got another rocket?”

John Doe
John Doe
September 1, 2016 5:04 pm

“Excellent job Mark. Your social media surveillance and filtration empire was exactly what we needed to influence mass public opinion and keep tabs on everyone. Our devious plot for a one world religion is drawing closer by the day. Keep up the good twerk. Give Soros my best. Unfortunate set of circumstances that fourth degree burn he suffered due to that Holy Water mishap. Ashame. Ah well. I must be off. Busy day ahead. Plenty of muslim foot washings to tend to and cardinal boyish blunder bail outs. Just remember the agreement. I’ve upheld my end of the bargain and I expect Soros to do the same. No rabble inside the Vatican Walls, everywhere else the mongrel migration hordes are permitted. Sorry to hear that Elon’s rocket blew up on your Face……book satellite.”

AC
AC
September 1, 2016 5:05 pm

They both said the same thing, nearly simultaneously:

“So, I hear people think you’re a worse piece of shit than I am?”

rhs jr
rhs jr
September 1, 2016 5:50 pm

Just doing their gods work.

Brian
Brian
September 1, 2016 8:09 pm

Can you bless my rocket?

wen budro
wen budro
September 2, 2016 10:23 pm

I think that God is more than a little pissed at us, Mark. We’ll continue this conversation in hell.