Why enjoying sex — and having a lot of it — might kill you
Older men face this risk with frequent sex
Sex can kill — or at least put some people’s health at risk.
Older men who have sex once a week or more are at nearly twice the risk of heart attack and other cardiovascular issues like hypertension than those who are not as sexually active, according to a study published Tuesday in the Journal of Health and Social Behavior. Furthermore, older men who say they find sex with their partner extremely pleasurable also had an increased risk of cardiovascular problems.
“Because older men have more difficulties reaching orgasm for medical or emotional reasons than do their younger counterparts, they may exert themselves to a greater degree of exhaustion and create more stress on their cardiovascular system in order to achieve climax,” says Hui Liu, an author of the study and an associate professor of sociology at Michigan State University.
For older women, however, frequent, good sex may actually improve their health. Indeed, women who have pleasurable sex are at a decreased risk of hypertension, the study revealed.
Giant panda no longer on endangered species list
The giant panda is no longer a critically endangered species, but the eastern gorilla is now classified as one, the International Union for Conservation of Nature says in the latest update of its “Red List.”
This may be due to the quality of the relationships those women are in, says Liu. Research shows that strong, close relationships can boost heart health, which “may be more relevant to women than to men because men in all relationships, regardless of quality, are more likely to receive support from their partner than are women,” Liu says. But “only women in good quality relationships may acquire such benefits from their partner.”
The study looked at more than 2,200 adults ages in their mid-to-late 50s and older.
And for those of you who aren’t going to abstain from sex, here’s some good news: Many studies show that sexual activity can improve your health. For example, a study published in the Journal of Cardiology found that men who had sex twice a week were at a lower risk of cardiovascular disease than those who did it less frequently — seemingly in contrast to the findings of the above study. Sex also burns calories and can lower stress levels, research shows.
The Journal of Health and Social Behavior study has some limitations: It can’t prove that frequent, good sex causes the heart issues in men, and the researchers only looked at older men and women.
I’m willing to sacrifice myself to prove or disprove the results of the above scientific tests and I’ll report back promptly what I will have learned to the good folks at TBP.
You can thank me later.
If sex is going to kiil you, it’s time to die anyway.
My question to you guys: Are you married to your right hand or left hand?
I never let my right hand know what my left hand is up to, and vica versa.
What happens on the port side stays on the port side.
What a way to go!!!!!!!!!
This study says “X will kill you”…
That study says “NO NO NO! X is GOOD for you!”
You know what?
Fuck em in the ear.
I’m still gonna chase my wife around the bedroom no matter who says what about their fucking “study”… if I drop dead while going Heels to Jesus, then so be it. Gotta die of something, and to be honest, I’m truly surprised I actually made it this far…
Some tool that’s a vegan by choice, only eats Non-GMO organic bee spit or what the fuck ever, some Kale munching, sandal wearing hippie fuck in the prime of his life….. crossing the street and gets creamed by a beer truck because he was fucking around on his iShit and didn’t look both ways…
Healthiest dead guy around…
So yeah… they can fuck off.
The solution seems pretty simple to me. Since old guys die from over-exertion during sex, the solution is blowjobs. My argument is full-proof. No need for further discussion.
While I agree, can you sell the Mrs on that argument? Only so many pair of shoes / handbags one can buy.
Where Babies Come From
A little girl came home from school and told her mother that she just found out where babies come from. Her mother said, “Oh really? What were you told?”
The little girl said, “First, Daddy’s penis gets hard, and then, he puts it in Mommy’s mouth… .”
Her mother interrupted her and said, “Oh no, honey, that’s where jewelry comes from.”
Full proof? That ain’t you Jim, surely.
As George Burns used to say:
“At my age I only feel one thing during sex: Gratitude.”
My first choice is to die painlessly in my sleep and second choice is Death by Orgasm.
How much masturbation will kill you? Buehler? Anybody?
Stucky, to answer your question: Obviously an awful lot or you’d be dead by now.
You don’t live longer without sex. It just feels like you do.
Like the woman whose doctor who told her she had six months to live…..
The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota.
The woman asks: will this cure my illness?
The doctor replies: No, but the 6 months will seem pretty long.
Fuck you Liu!
Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
If you are so feeble, that a good olde’ fashion orgasm kills you, there are 1000 worse ways to go. Well, for you. Your partner gets entirely different issues.
I believe the closer we come to God, the Divine, the better off we are.
Orgasms offer one of the only true opportunities to be in our Creator’s presence.
There is also repeatable scientific data that shows that we produce incredible amounts of actual energy at the moment. We also produce energy when angry, or afraid. Which makes sense why it is 24/7 fear-mongering and sex in this country. The real powers that be are eating our energy and feeding our basest hatred, desires and fears.
Make’s you wonder why we have been so conditioned to make this most beautiful, divine, act a dirty, shameful thing? I don’t wonder anymore. I’ve run into the answer in a dozen different ways over my past few months of seeking.
Anyway, like raw milk, full fat, red meat and sunshine, they are wrong about this one too.
All their “advice” and regulation seems to make us sicker, and further removed from our own health, energy and power.
Best part is seeing the truth, knowing the truth, and it truly will set you free, and give you happiness, health, a great big steak, and orgasms aplenty.
Screw these liars, murderers and thieves, and their bullshit for-profit surveys and crappy science that keeps us weak, sick and spiritually dead.
From TE: Best part is seeing the truth, knowing the truth, and it truly will set you free, and give you happiness, health, a great big steak, and orgasms aplenty.
Amen. Add lots of apple pie with plenty of cinnamon and real brown sugar* on it to the list. *pure cane sugar with a bit of HSF (not a TM) Maple Syrup added for color.
Then getting married should guarentee a long life.
Why do married men die before their wives? They want to.
S, my wife’s incessant demands really are murderous in intent. I am cool wth that.
Graduated from Michigan State 35 years ago , I see they are still milking out taxpayer funded research grants…….
[img[/img]
Q: What would happen if you shoot a gun while having sex?
I dunno, maybe the stuff comes out your nose or ears?
My right hand will be on that gun, the left hand, who knows at this point……
Ah, a study. What a neat way for grown people to wrestle resources away from responsible adults so they can pretend to be of value to the world. This is what happens when people keep litter boxes in their homes. Toxoplasmosis.
I just saw another study last week that said people who live in rural areas have far worse air quality than urban dwellers.
A pox on their houses.
George Burns also said:
“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”
Say Goodnight Gracie.
Goodnight, Gracie- classic. George Burns was the definition of ‘cool’ in the 50’s, but who was Gracie Allen? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gracie_Allen
If you take to many breaths you may eventually stop breathing. Where is my 10 million for my stupid dumbass conclusion. Who cares. If you can get some after fifty you deserve it.
I’ll just share something, fellas-
I’m just shy of 59 and I thought I had E.D.
Well, that was before my wife of 39 years divorced me. It’s a fuckin’ miracle I tell ya’!
You’re not undesirable, she just wants you to think you are.
It’s a “study” by sociologists regarding health.
‘Nuff said.