The Race for President is (Probably) Over

Guest Post by Scott Adams

If you are following breaking news, Hillary Clinton abruptly left the 9-11 memorial today because she was reportedly “overheated.” Her campaign says she is fine now.

You probably wonder if the “overheated” explanation is true – and a non-issue as reported – or an indication of a larger medical condition. I’m blogging to tell you it doesn’t matter. The result is the same.

Here’s why.

If humans were rational creatures, the time and place of Clinton’s “overheating” wouldn’t matter at all. But when it comes to American psychology, there is no more powerful symbol of terrorism and fear than 9-11 . When a would-be Commander-in-Chief withers – literally – in front of our most emotional reminder of an attack on the homeland, we feel unsafe. And safety is our first priority.

Hillary Clinton just became unelectable.

The mainstream media might not interpret today’s events as a big deal. After all, it was only a little episode of overheating. And they will continue covering the play-by-play action until election day. But unless Trump actually does shoot someone on 5th Avenue, he’s running unopposed.


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Maggie
Maggie
September 11, 2016 5:01 pm

From this to God’s ear. But, I can’t imagine a two month window for preparation without maximum damage from the Clinton sore losers. Think James Carville on acid.

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
September 11, 2016 5:08 pm

Greetings,

Lets not forget that Wikileaks is still sitting on a pile of damaging emails that they are just waiting to release. Election over. I hope the EBT cards are turned off day one.

wip
wip
  NickelthroweR
September 11, 2016 7:06 pm

“I hope the EBT cards are turned off day one.”

Be careful what you wish for.

Jack Lovett
Jack Lovett
September 11, 2016 5:09 pm

This is by far the sickest commentary in world history. These jew psychopath satan worshipers
appear to be very desperate. Seems they are turning on their chosen snake and having the Kenyon
stay so they can declare martial law. Thanks to all you idiots that own a TV. Pathetic sheeple.
A pair of faggots occupying the slaughterhouse. Why do I refer to that country as “the cesspool”

Stucky
Stucky
  Jack Lovett
September 11, 2016 5:45 pm

“This is by far the sickest commentary in world history. ” —– Jack Lovescock

Yes … if you meant your comment.

wip
wip
  Stucky
September 11, 2016 7:08 pm

Hmm, it is somewhat interesting.

Can Obam bam call of elections if only one side has a candidate? We’ve never experienced that before have we?

starfcker the deplorable
starfcker the deplorable
  Stucky
September 11, 2016 10:06 pm

I see what you did there, stucky

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Jack Lovett
September 11, 2016 5:56 pm

Jack Lovecock (thanks, Stuck) – you are a despicable piece of shit.m

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  Llpoh
September 12, 2016 12:30 am

lol! If memory serves that is pretty much word for word the same comment you made about Mr. Lovecock a couple of weeks back. I like consistency!

Tucci78
Tucci78
September 11, 2016 5:23 pm

Sure, I’m Sicilian – but the word “kvell” has gotta be used here.

Pathognomic late-stage Parkinson’s disease “freeze.” Hitlery is TOAST!

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
September 11, 2016 5:39 pm

Will Hitlery convalesce for the next seven weeks to avoid the debates OR if the old bat is really done for, will Oreo announce the election is cancelled as the October surprise? He could then become the dictator he has dreamed he would be and declare martial law when the Trumpeteers perform their version of a Cat 10 chimpout. Get the popcorn poppers fired up……….I sure hope whitey wins in the end.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 11, 2016 5:44 pm

Since there isn’t any precedent, or law or Constitutional provision that I know of, wonder what will happen if she actually does die before the election?

(I’ assuming she would remain on the ticket if she is still alive no matter if she is incapacitated and would resign, or be removed if she is in a coma or something, immediately afterward and Kaine would take the position as provided in the Constitution. It’s the what if of her dying before the election that I’ considering.)

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  Anonymous
September 11, 2016 8:02 pm

Anon,

In a country where the dead vote why can’t you run a corpse on the presidential ballot?

GilbertS
GilbertS
  Anonymous
September 12, 2016 8:45 pm

There is the 25th Amendment. That’s your future. The senior govt people playing Pinnochio with Hitlery as long as possible, then installing Tim Kaine in her place.

Stucky
Stucky
September 11, 2016 5:52 pm

So, I’m driving dad around today on several errands, and I’m listening to the Wilcox show on Sirius radio.

He spent some time on a new FBI report/statement that Russia is super-duper savvy — (I thought they were just a regional power? — with electronic warfare, electronic spying, and they know how to break into USA!USA!USA government systems.

WTF? How is this possible. We invented the internet … well, Algore did. And we have spy agencies that can listen in to EVERY conversation and read EVERY email and they even know when and where you take a shit. We can’t possibly be that incompetent.

And then it hit me …. if Trump only wins by a thin margin they can say the Russians hacked our voting booths and then invalidate the election!

Possible? Nah!!! I’m not one of those fucken’ Conspiracy Nutters ……

wip
wip
  Stucky
September 11, 2016 7:12 pm

This has been bandied about for a awhile now.

Lysander The Deplorable
Lysander The Deplorable
  Stucky
September 11, 2016 9:00 pm

Stucky…anything is possible at this point. We really have become a banana republic when shit like this happens. This might as well be a Hollywood movie or a soap opera.

TC
TC
September 11, 2016 6:06 pm

“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell NO!!!”

They could prop up her putrid, rotting corpse, maggots dropping out of the eye sockets, and 50% of the population will still vote for her.

pj12
pj12
  TC
September 11, 2016 6:33 pm

I honestly believe you are right. Except it might be 52%.

ecliptix543
ecliptix543
  pj12
September 12, 2016 11:50 am

yeah, if you count the maggots.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  Administrator
September 11, 2016 8:03 pm

Now that’s funny…

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
September 11, 2016 8:43 pm

Don’t count the chickens before they hatch. I hate that bit hand wish her the worst but won’t rest easy even if she is dead. The progressive globalist so never stop. Constant vigilance . They aren’t going away any time soon.

Lysander The Deplorable
Lysander The Deplorable
September 11, 2016 9:06 pm

Can any of you guys imagine the government emergency situation room in Russia or China or anywhere right now? They just experienced a goofy nigger in the WH for almost 8 years. The wars, destruction and slaughter has been incredible.

And now the American election is thrown this curve? They are either very nervous or laughing their asses off. I’m betting on the laughter.

Didius Julianus
Didius Julianus
September 11, 2016 11:29 pm

Scott is going full retard or willfully misdirecting. The Hillary incident is NOT stand alone, in which case it would still be more of a concern than he says. It is part of a large and mounting body of obvious evidence of severe ill health for HC. Imagine the field day if the so far robust Trump had had only the one incident Scott talks about with Hillary, the MSM would be shouting to the roof tops that trump was not fit to be president.

To the other comments: It looks like we are indeed living in “interesting” times that I suspect are about to get a lot more interesting.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
September 12, 2016 12:39 am

Hitlary was the “useful-est” idiot this morning but I’m pretty sure that has changed especially in the mind of her elite owners/handlers. They must be shitting themselves. Unfortunately this might accelerate the tRumpsters “completely unexpected” coronary.

TJF
TJF
September 12, 2016 12:03 pm

I want to see a ‘Weekend at Hillary’s” meme with Hillary’s face in place of Bernie’s.

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