WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Piece of advice, if you’re gonna cheat – own a shitty car.

Sorry little girl, you’re not physically big enough to cover up all yo momma’s problems.

Wow Pinky! I feel like they gave you wrong directions to the Women’s March.

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You look like Bane’s less successful and less intimidating brother.

We all know that one friend’s mom who tries to keep it as hip as possible but just looks like a 50 year old trying to be an undercover cop at a high school. Go home and enjoy General Hospital like the rest of your book club.

Some people just know how to keep it realer than others. So who you guys feeling? High Times or 69 boyz?

Well I suppose if you were forced to pick between the two you’ve made the right choice. Not really sure who would chose hair instead though…

Mullets and NASCAR shirts go together like spaghetti and meatballs.

Seems like a dope spot for some much needed R&R. Just keep it chill bro, wouldn’t want you to inconvenience yourself.

You know, sometimes there is nothing better than some classy sideboob. Some ladies just flop ’em out there, but clearly the good Christian thing to do is keep it to classy sideboob. This guy knows what’s up.

Gotta love how these girls already know why this picture is being taken. Well, at leas the one in the back does, the one upfront seems like she is trying to audition for something. Like Mullet-Bachelor on CMT.

You ready to catch this Silver Bullet? Pfffttt, you know you can’t handle that even if you wanted to.

Life Tip: If your hair only looks good when it’s glowing in the dark, that’s not a great style to go with.

Yeah we all see where #2 comes from. Thanks for the visual learning bud. Now close the book on this chapter please.

He’s got a fever. And the only prescription is more real niggas.

Can’t find your one true partner? Sick of being alone? Well no need to worry, we’ve got you covered for those sad selfie meals. Hold hands with your feet and feel safe & secure with only a little bit of athlete’s foot fungus.

That’s kinda what I wanna do every time some jerkoff steals my parking space. Who’s in a hurry now bitch?!

You know what’s odd? I can see right through and the product placement still doesn’t add up. Like they’re in the right vicinity, but not quite on target.

While y’all were at the Inauguration or your Women’s March, I was riding around with this dude affecting real change. Hell Fire is Real!!!!

Dude looks like he is in some new energy drink commercial targeted to 13yr old boys. Unleash your inner beast!!!

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