FUNNIEST 911 CALL EVER

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motley
motley
March 7, 2017 12:47 pm

I’m pretty sure that’s either Richard Pryor or Samuel L. Jackson … on a road trip.

Flashman
Flashman
March 7, 2017 1:35 pm

This call is 30 years old. If you’re hearing it for the first time I envy you. The first time I heard it I actually had stomach cramps from laughing too hard.

KaD
KaD
March 7, 2017 1:38 pm

I don’t know, this is pretty good too:

No kidding about the dog though. Dog attacks are becoming epidemic. There are almost 5 MILLION reported dog bites per year, fewer than one in three bites is reported. Every day, about 1000 Americans are admitted to the emergency room due to dog attacks. Every day, three Americans are SO severely injured they will be disfigured or disabled for LIFE by a dog attack. Much of these costs are picked up by the taxpayers in the form of Medicare and Medicade, like in this case that ran up three MILLION dollars in medical bills. http://17barks.blogspot.com/2016/12/we-all-bear-costs-of-pit-bull-advocacy.html The most frequent and severe attacks are by pit bulls. Every 5.6 days in the US someone loses a body part in a pit bull attack, and on the average someone is killed by a pit bull every 14 days. These victims are disproportionately children and the elderly. http://www.fatalpitbullattacks.com I believe when the economy tanks this will get significantly worse as people choose to ‘give their dog a chance’ by setting it loose rather than taking it somewhere it may be euthanized.

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TampaRed
TampaRed
  KaD
March 7, 2017 1:55 pm

Pits do not bite more frequently than other breeds.When they do bite it is more severe so it tends to be reported more often.
However,I can’t really understand why people would want to own a pit.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TampaRed
March 7, 2017 3:29 pm

Pits also tend to see small children as snacks.

Mesomorph
Mesomorph
March 7, 2017 2:09 pm

This is one of my favorite 911 calls. I wonder if the cop kept his job?

PatrioTEA
PatrioTEA
March 7, 2017 2:24 pm

That caller needs a brain transplant or the dog to consume him.

SSS
SSS
March 7, 2017 2:29 pm

“This call is 30 years old. If you’re hearing it for the first time I envy you.”
—-Flashman

Start envying because that’s the first time I’ve heard it. I’m glad it stopped with the dog biting him in the ass because my laughter started to get downright painful.

BrutusMax
BrutusMax
March 7, 2017 5:31 pm

I’m pretty sure the call is a prank, but still funny no doubt.