WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Yeah sure it might look odd to you, but this dude is the biggest pimp on FarmersOnly.com. Who’s looking foolish now?

2390

Maybe you never really grow out of being weird. Perhaps you just go from young and dumb to old and dumb. I’m still not sure which is worse though.

2387

I am so excited that Friday is finally here that I just peed a little.

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2388

Drugs are bad…mmmkay?

2385

Sup girl, how about this time the dragon enters you?!

2384

I feel like this is the boss you square off against at the end of the Walmart video game.

2383

Truly a match made in heaven. Unfortunately for me, I now have to explain to my kid why she can’t dress in one of these big funny costumes for Halloween. But whatever, my problem, not yours. How you managed to dress up like genitalia and still look like assholes is beyond me.

2386

This dude is now my #1 best guess for who kidnapped the original Budweiser frogs and has them as pets.

2380

I don’t like the toy I found at the bottom of this cereal box.

2382

Looks like he was the victim of the worst Mortal Kombat finishing move ever – eternal damnation to the Walmart floral department.

2381

My eyes are in the front pervert!

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Basically how I see every customer service rep in my mind anyway.

2375

St. Patrick’s Day is around the corner so you know what that means…trolls turn into leprechauns.

2376

Pokemon Go is getting much easier. These things barely move so they’re not that hard to catch these days.

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It’s unfortunate cakes that don’t have spellcheck and grammar check that automatically shows you that you’re dumb….RIP Old Dirty Bastard.

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Knowing my luck this is the type of princess I’d end up finding after a daring rescue attempt.

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kokoda - the most deplorable
kokoda - the most deplorable
March 11, 2017 12:15 pm

Not sure,l but that ‘princess’ might be a prince.

Wild Bob
Wild Bob
  kokoda - the most deplorable
March 11, 2017 6:24 pm

That’s ‘Xena-Phobe’, social-justice warrior princess.

musket
musket
March 11, 2017 2:31 pm

It goes from “young and dumb” to “old and numb” with degrees dependent upon the amount and strength of the “recreational chemicals” and “adult beverages” that you ingested as a member of the “young and dumb” cohort……