WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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I feel like these monster truck style of car accidents happen way too often at Walmart. What is going on that you manage to drive up someone’s car like Grave Digger?

2546

Feel bad for the employee that gets to mop up his brain fluid after he goes head over heels. It’s tough enough to walk in that place without injury.

2549

Isn’t it usually the John that is pants-less getting cash out?


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She spells it out and has bright reflectors so you can’t miss it. If you blow past those warning signs, then that’s on you. I’m keeping my distance.

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While that is pretty awesome you’ve found an alternative fuel source, I feel like that would end up being waaaaaay more expensive than gas.

2544

That must be one hell of a nosebleed when you need two tampons to collect it all. Like for real, your brain might be falling out if there is that much blood.

2542

Ummm ok. Maybe she saved a bunch of money on her husband by switching to crazy.

2545

When you roll out of bed already lookin’ glamorous .

2538

It must be proposal season with all these engagement photos flooding our inbox. This keeps us Walmart is going to start putting in Las Vegas style chapels and make even more money.

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Thought this was the coolest dog on Earth. But then I realized that’s not possible since he’s wearing a Patriots jersey. Still, even with that considered, he is a pretty chill dog.

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I’d love to stay and chat with you crazy lady but I gotta get out of here right meow.

2540

That actually explains a lot.

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I see a Wal-Wedding in the future. May they enjoy a long happy life filled with countless hours of braiding each other’s hair!

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How every old guy feels inside at all times…Now get off my lawn.

2534

Well the face drawing seems unnecessary, but to be fair a mesh crop-top is about as useless a thing I can imagine so why bother making sense of anything today.

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Sometimes I’m amazed at the efforts people will make to take a nap. Ask them to check in the back for something and that’s too much to do, but figuring out a place to catch a few zzz’s on the job is no problem.

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kokoda - the most deplorable
kokoda - the most deplorable
May 13, 2017 8:58 am

That dog IS wearing the coolest jersey on earth.

Jealous much?

james the deplorable wanderer
james the deplorable wanderer
May 13, 2017 1:34 pm

The gal at the ATM – I hope her (shorts?) (panties?) are just BAGGY.

mike
mike
May 13, 2017 6:14 pm

Me and my poor eyes were hoping the girl at the change sorting machine was going to use the cash for a pair of pants. would have settled for a cheap tarp as a space blanket would have been too small.

rhs jr
rhs jr
May 14, 2017 4:08 pm

A bleeding nose could be a fatal sign of Hepatitis C; but her gang-bangers probable don’t know STDs from ABCs.