kokoda - AZEK (Deck Boards) doesn't stand behind its product
September 16, 2017 9:41 am
A guy goes into the Broomfield, Colorado Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”
“Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?”
“Yes,” he says, “I was in Afghanistan for one tour.”
The interviewer says, “That will give you five extra points toward employment.”
Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”
The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Disabled in your country’s service!
Well, that qualifies for extra bonus points. Okay. Looking at the regulations you have got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at
10:00 am every day.
“The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?
“This is a government job,” the interviewer says.”For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in your coming in for that.”
koko,i downed you-it was too painful to think about.
Mary Christine
September 16, 2017 9:59 am
Good one Ko, really did make me chuckle!
I love this woman. Why can’t there be more people like her? I know a few. They are real.. but they are few and far between and they won’t usually speak up in a group.
She better stay away from hot tubs, nail guns, weights, etc..
Off topic but why is no one talking about St Louis?
A guy goes into the Broomfield, Colorado Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”
“Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?”
“Yes,” he says, “I was in Afghanistan for one tour.”
The interviewer says, “That will give you five extra points toward employment.”
Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”
The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Disabled in your country’s service!
Well, that qualifies for extra bonus points. Okay. Looking at the regulations you have got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at
10:00 am every day.
“The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?
“This is a government job,” the interviewer says.”For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in your coming in for that.”
koko,i downed you-it was too painful to think about.
Good one Ko, really did make me chuckle!
I love this woman. Why can’t there be more people like her? I know a few. They are real.. but they are few and far between and they won’t usually speak up in a group.
She better stay away from hot tubs, nail guns, weights, etc..
Off topic but why is no one talking about St Louis?
If it is not ‘in the media’….it didn’t really happen.
st louis is not in the playoffs,are they?
Based black lady, she is pretty attractive and intelligent, as well. I imagine she has lots of European dna in her bloodline.
ST. Louis is on the news around here.