The Burning Platform
Via Townhall
Saw this headline yesterday – beyond belief.
You have to be a moron to call your boss a moron, unless you want to be fired.
He says he didn’t, and no one I know of has offered any verifiable instance of him doing it.
That is a relief.
There was a big moron on a narrow cliff and next to him was a little moron.
The big moron fell off. Why?
Because the little moron was a little more on.
(2nd grade, 1958)
Saw this headline yesterday – beyond belief.
You have to be a moron to call your boss a moron, unless you want to be fired.
He says he didn’t, and no one I know of has offered any verifiable instance of him doing it.
That is a relief.
There was a big moron on a narrow cliff and next to him was a little moron.
The big moron fell off. Why?
Because the little moron was a little more on.
(2nd grade, 1958)