Outside of the occasional politician running for office sign, what signs would you put in your front yard?
Question of the Day, Oct 23
Outside of the occasional politician running for office sign, what signs would you put in your front yard?
4 signs:
1) Keep off my f__king grass
2) I worship the Devil so don’t show me your religious literature
3) My pitbull bites salespeople
4) I’m married to a lawyer, if you don’t have a search warrant, don’t bother me
“Raccoons not welcome here”
I put a sign on the gate here for a while after I had unexpected and unwelcome visitors who thought it would be nice to see my log home.
“If you are not sure you are welcome, you aren’t. Don’t risk it.”
I’m not nearly as friendly as I seem.
“And neither are regyoulah coons”
hahahahaha
Defeat the Saracens!
“AMERICA — It!s not for everybody.”
For Sale
LOL… I thought of that, but when we sold our place in Oklahoma, we did NOT put a sign on the yard. We advertised online. We didn’t want to see our neighbors not even ONE MORE TIME.
There is nothing on this property that is worth your life.
Welcome to the Southeast International Headquarters for MUFON! We’re so glad you’re here!
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A guy I visited out here has that on his half-mile driveway through the woods about halfway to his house. Then, there’s a speed bump with a turnaround with a sign reading “Last Chance.”
I was invited, so I wasn’t worried. If I wasn’t invited, I would have turned.
Go Ahead Make My Day
You feelin’ lucky? Was that 5 or was that 6?
AMAZON PLS ACCIDENTALLY SHIP ME 65 LBS OF POT!
Death to Israel!
Is there life after death?
Trespass here and find out.
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Watch for pit bull!
Hillary for Prison 2020
Warning: If you can read this sign, your too close.
Not Sure, that warning was on a pair of ladies’ novelty panties on the ’70s British TV show “Are you Being Served.” But it said, “If you can read this, you’re too close.” Senior ladies department assistant, Ms. Slocum,I was offended by it.
VV, do you remember the Monday through Sunday panty set? They were all the rage.
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Hey, Stucky! I put a picture of granny panties on your QOTD. LOL
I definitely remember those, Maggie. There were all kinds of slogans on panties then. I guess there still are, but I usually wear thongs.
My sign would be the same as in this cartoon (my how things have changed, the kneegrows would have a meltdown over this)
“Mason/Dixon Line…Yankees shot on site”
Bugs Bunny is the best. Adult entertainment wrap into a child’s cartoon.
Vic- you got that right.
I bought a few Bugs DVDs for our entertainment when we moved here. I had put them away after we got tired of them. Thanks for reminding me.
BL? Some of them are Rayciss, you know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=10&v=2wbtLLayBec
Hey Mags! Why yes, they iz a little rayciss, I’m guessing Bugs never heard of BLM.
Not to parrot Bugs Bunny but I feel like saying, “What’s up Doc?”, to our newest newbie who claims she wants to swim in the swamp but only sticks in a toe and then runs. That gal is downright skeerd of gators.
Maybe she is rethinking which swamp things bite. I saw a comment or two and wondered if she’s a keeper.
I was tickled to see DarknLovely back. I’m not on so much now that the fall has finally come to the Ozarks. And, I invited some people from the community over for coffee and scones (and in typical Maggie fashion, I hadda overdo and made pumpkin bread FROM A FRESH PUMPKIN. Cooked it in the crockpot all night and the house smells amazing.
Can you smell that pumpkin and cinnamon?
And this was my first attempt at scones. I modified a recipe to use whole wheat and oat bran flour, stevia instead of sugar and cream cheese to replace butter. I HOPED the cream cheese would make them a bit firm. I was right.
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Dang…..I can smell that pumpkin bread,,,,,,,,,Mmmmm.
Pumpkin bread was excellent made from fresh pumpkin. The scones came out very nice, too. I am a really good cook. I hate playing hostess though. In fact, I am not hosting anything else this year.
Yeah, Bugs was at a time when people were allowed to tell funny jokes based on stereotypes. Can’t do that today. People get “offended.” Wah, wah.
None. I live in a small town in a Border State with friends and others on both sides of aisles. When I move back to the farm next year I plan to install a small sign at the end of the paved road: “STOP. Locked gate 1/4 mile ahead. No place to turn.”
Fresh Eggs
1. Bugs Bunny for President. 2.Death to Liberals. 3. Hitler was a Liberal. 4. I Left The Democratic Plantation. 5. I Don’t Believe The Liberal Media. 6. Don’t Bother Me, I Can’t Cope! 7. Salesmen Will Be Shot On Site!
A stacked set of signs as we’ve sometimes seen in Friday Fails. From top to bottom:
Keep off Grass Here to Corner
Grass Sitting Allowed 6-7 AM Mon-Fri Except Holidays
No Grass Sitting 6:45-7 AM 3rd Wed Each Month
Zone 3 Grass Sitting Permit Required All Weekends Except Easter
Badminton and Croquet By Appointment Only
Except 5th Saturday Of Month and Leap Day
Pick Up After Your Dog – $93.77 Fine
Spot Dog Poop? Call 1-800-555-SH*T
Cat Crossing – No Dogs 8:15-8:17 AM All Days
Dog Walkers! Flexible Hours Call (555) 555-1200
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Oh, I love ventriloquist, Jeff Dunham. My favorite character is Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
Anybody that’s never watch this, you definitely need to.
This is “Meet Achmed the Dead Terrorist”
And here’s Achmed the Dead Terrorist as Santa (singing “Jingle Bombs”)
(My son’s teacher in middle school told my son this song was not appropriate to sing at school.)
Part 2: The Song
I’d put range markers and used targets out. Or maybe Trump 2020.
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How about “EVERYBODY F**K OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!”
Locked & Loaded.
Is there life after death ? Trespass and find out .
No signs in my yard, not even political signs.
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Anon- Can you imagine if the goy actually had that sign in every yard….Oh Vey.
I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
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Trespassers Welcome! Target practice hours 24/7/364 (do you feel lucky?)
“If you can read this, you are within range.”
The only sign I’ve ever put in my yard was a Ron Paul sign in 2008
Free Breast Exams
Top 10
1: Lock her up!
2: Molon Labe
3: If you can read this you are in range!
4: Hillary lives here…..is it really worth being suicided?
5: Smile you’re on camera
6: No trespassing! Bomb Range
7: National Landmark: Original home of “Saw, the movie”. Welcome!
8: Hotel California, Welcome!
9: Restricted Area ☠️ Radiation!
10: Warning! Land Mines!