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kokoda the Deplorable Raccoon and I-LUV-CO2
kokoda the Deplorable Raccoon and I-LUV-CO2
January 20, 2018 5:42 pm

Is there going to be a Fruit Coin for each individual fruit in existence based on Blockchain technology???; same for Vegetable Coins and Meat Coins.

Are these Coins perishable?

Andrea Iravani
Andrea Iravani
January 20, 2018 5:58 pm

I love renewable energy, oxygen, water, and world peace!

Whoever loves world peace, oxygen, and water, raise your hand!

The Fossil Fuel Industry is Living in the Ice Ages! – Andrea Iravani

The Fossil Fuel Industry is Living in the Ice Ages!

RiNS the wetback
RiNS the wetback
  Andrea Iravani
January 20, 2018 6:22 pm

Geeze Angela

I never thought I’d say this but we do have something in common.

Tremendous…

nkit
nkit
  RiNS the wetback
January 20, 2018 6:47 pm

Angie, watch out for RiNS.. The cold in Canoodlestan manifests itself in odd ways upon the denizens…

Andrea Iravani
Andrea Iravani
  nkit
January 21, 2018 1:33 am

Nkit- Ok. Thank you.Why do Canadians like to do it doggy style?

So that they can both watch the hockey game!

Andrea Iravani
Andrea Iravani
  RiNS the wetback
January 21, 2018 1:25 am

Well, my name is Andrea but thank you for not calling me Android, as others on this site have been calling me, and I have not stooped to their levels, as I could easily make mincemeat out of their names, and they are in no position to be taking such liberties. Are you the same poster as RiNS, I see that you have a last name now. Ya never know around here. I could be talking to Bill Clinton, Obama, Paul Ryan, Jim Cramer, or Jamie Dimon, for all I know, or just another commoner like myself.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Andrea Iravani
January 20, 2018 11:12 pm

I actually tried to read that. Make sure you get enough vitamin B12 and D3. Many people lack those. Vegans must supplement B12.

Andrea Iravani
Andrea Iravani
  Iska Waran
January 21, 2018 5:30 am

May I please ask what you are talking about and to whom Iska Waran?

Hope@ZeroKelvin - Proud Deplorable of the NOT S**thole Nation
Hope@ZeroKelvin - Proud Deplorable of the NOT S**thole Nation
January 20, 2018 6:07 pm

Is that the new currency for Zimbabwe?

AC
AC

Like they have Internet and electricity.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  AC
January 20, 2018 11:14 pm

Electricity is Wednesday mornings and Friday at 10:30 pm for 15 minutes. During those periods, internet works like a charm.

BL
BL
January 20, 2018 6:10 pm

Flipping through the headlines the other day there was news of Bitcoin and Etherium losing a large percentage of their value. You would think there would be some mention of that around here or that Q would have left a clue.

Banana Coin, sure…why not. We could have Bacon Coin tied to the price of pork bellies or OJ Coin tied to the price of FCOJ. There is really no limit to the ways of fleecing the sheep.

nkit
nkit
  BL
January 20, 2018 7:39 pm

Or, tied to whether OJ goes back to prison, again, and when. To hell with Billy Ray Valentine and the crop report, Mortimer.

Rdawg the fascist
Rdawg the fascist
  nkit
January 20, 2018 11:21 pm

WTF happened to Eddie Murphy? Hasn’t been funny since the late 80’s.

I remember him doing Stevie Wonder playing tennis on SNL; I thought I might pee my pants.

BL
BL
  Rdawg the fascist
January 21, 2018 12:26 am

Rawdawg- Eddie did not age well, Kanye & Kim along with Jayzee and Bouncy were young and more exciting. Kim’s butt was more marketable than Eddie’s face.

Andrea Iravani
Andrea Iravani
  Rdawg the fascist
January 21, 2018 1:39 am

I never thought that Eddie Murphy was funny. Dennis Rodman is funny. Wore a wedding dress to his wedding and hangs out with Kim Jong Un since he married his half sister.

BL
BL
  Andrea Iravani
January 22, 2018 12:23 am

AI- Who married their half sister? Rodman or Un?

bigfoot loves Veritaseum
bigfoot loves Veritaseum
January 20, 2018 6:15 pm

I’m thinking of creating a TBP gambling coin that I will market as a cure for male Alzheimer’s. Transactions on the blockchain using the Ethereum platform will be between anti-crypto blockheads and Russian babes who like older men. As answers begin to come forth in the fullness of time as to whether the blockheads come out on top but remain as broke as ever, or whether the babes go with crypto-lovers who have gotten rich, male Alzheimer’s patients will have been so attentive to the proposition they will have teased out the winner, bought cryptos, got a Russian babe, and could care less about the past.

Grog
Grog
January 20, 2018 6:38 pm

BoobCoin is the crypto that needs ‘development’.

Please let me explain why.
You see there are many cryptos out already. They seem to cater to the hip, upscale, sophisticates and the urbanites. The cryptos are new, cool and jazzy. But, you see, it excludes a whole class that might be a better niche for such an opportunity. That niche is the underground economy.

What if BOOBCOIN was the preferred crypto of this class; those whose activities are inherently dangerous and secretive? It might include the gamblers, book makers, pimps, prostitutes and more.
What if the convenience store guys, the liquor store owners, loan sharks and strip bars wanted and
needed a currency that could be right at the finger tips on a disposable phone, without losing a ‘dime’?

A mugging: “no problem, here’s my phone, good luck buddy, oh and by the way, it’s tracking you now”.

There’d be no bulky cash to deal with, no fuss no muss. There’d be instant payments and deposits and no face to face meetings to worry about. No pictures of meetings to be recorded by the PoPo and other pesky detriments to free enterprise.

Now, about the BOOBCOIN logo. I’d suggest (you’ll have to imagine this part) a capital letter ‘C’
rotated to the left by ninety degrees, like an open cup. Then, a circle in the middle and a dot in the middle of that. Ok? It should kinna look like a BOOB. Thus, the BOOBCOIN logo is born.

Then, just to get the ball rolling, there’d have to be correct terminology about this BOOBCOIN. Some examples could be:

1. “How didja do on that last heist Joey” : “Man, I’m needin’ an over the shoulder
boulder holder now.”
2. A job pays well = You’ll need a D cup tomorrow.
3. Show me the money = show me your knockers.
4. I need a loan = I need a wet nurse.
5. I’m broke = tuckin’ ’em in my waist band
6. “You gotta pay up front honey” = put the bra on the nightstand
7. smaller amounts than one BOOBCOIN = cleavage
8. To make a deposit = getting a boob job
9. not spending money = sore nipples
10. low on cash = saggin’ a little

And instead of block chain technology, BOOBCOIN would use two (2) secure methods: the chain-gang and cellblock.
What could be better?

Andrea Iravani
Andrea Iravani
  Grog
January 21, 2018 5:38 am

Hilariously creative Grog. Rolling on my chair laughing out loud!

New account holders would need a training bra, I suppose.

Training bra in and of itself is funny. I guess that that is why some people call them puppies, since puppies are trained. Training them to do what?!

22winmag - The South was Right (and slavery would have ended through legislation soon enough- not war, so don't give me that shit) What happened to places like Rhodesia and safe spaces for white folks? What comes next?
22winmag - The South was Right (and slavery would have ended through legislation soon enough- not war, so don't give me that shit) What happened to places like Rhodesia and safe spaces for white folks? What comes next?
January 20, 2018 6:41 pm

Mexican-fireworks-market-coin is the next big thing.

It’s gonna blow up sky high!

wholy1
wholy1
January 20, 2018 7:03 pm

BANANAs?! Not bad, really. In the coming collapse, probably more valuable/nutritional than those FRNs all the Plebs are still pack’n.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 20, 2018 9:27 pm

Isn’t that why we ALREADY have commodities and agricultural futures contracts?? Or will these essentially “paper” banana contracts be sold like paper gold contracts are, be manipulated by the likes of JPMorgan and others, thus driving the price of REAL bananas to the stratosphere (or into the toilet if they have to cover their massive short holdings) and bear absolutely NO resemblance to any sort of reality?? The monetary/financial world truly is in for a massive collapse.

JackW
JackW
January 21, 2018 12:32 am

Without fossil fuels, we would be living in some cold confines or the population of the world would be packed within a few hundred miles of the equator. Yes, renewable energy is sweet but it can’t meet our need and I doubt it will for many years to come.

Thunderdolt
Thunderdolt
January 21, 2018 3:32 am
Stucky
Stucky
January 21, 2018 6:09 am

On Drudge the past two days ….. Californians paying about NINE BUCKS a gallon for “raw” water …. which is nothing but tap water from some town(s) in Oregon!!

It’s a no-brainer,” said Lee Sayer, a musician in San Francisco and anti-fluoride activist who has been drinking raw water for months. “You have water that’s processed through the earth through natural processes – it’s cleaned. And being that water has memory, it has a memory of tumbling through the rocks. It has micronutrients and I believe it’s alive.”

I hate to make fun of people in CA cuz it upsets El Coyote. But, how can you NOT make fun of a state with soooooo many stupid fuknuts?