DADDY ISSUES?

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Dysmas The Thief
Dysmas The Thief
January 23, 2018 7:10 pm

Who wouldn’t want that for a wife, to bear your child? Who wouldn’t want to fuck THAT THING?

Bob McDonald
Bob McDonald
  Dysmas The Thief
January 23, 2018 7:35 pm

This may be where the expression “I wouldn’t fuck get with your dick came from”

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Bob McDonald
January 23, 2018 8:02 pm

Bob – I do not have any idea what you just said. You been drinking again, am I right?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Llpoh
January 23, 2018 8:09 pm

‘poh, I got 2 cracked ribs, and yer’ killing me w/ that comment…ahahaha…ouch.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Llpoh
January 23, 2018 9:33 pm

I laughed too.

And he forgot the period.

But I still knew what he meant.

EL Coyotazo
EL Coyotazo
  Bob McDonald
January 23, 2018 9:27 pm

A real Marine would.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
January 23, 2018 7:28 pm

It is a replacement for the void left behind where God once used to reside.

These are people who live in the perpetual present- there is either a deep fear of or anxiety concerning the future. It is also a means of belonging to something, a uniform of sorts in a fellowship of lost souls.

Dysmas The Thief
Dysmas The Thief
  hardscrabble farmer
January 23, 2018 7:32 pm

Hear you sir. God bless you & yours.

Mustang
Mustang
  hardscrabble farmer
January 24, 2018 12:14 pm

Very eloquent sir!

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
January 23, 2018 7:39 pm

Research indicates that tattooing becomes prevalent in times of crisis and in the midst of large scale movements.

4th turning signage?

deplorably stanley
deplorably stanley
  hardscrabble farmer
January 23, 2018 9:05 pm

That’s actually pretty interesting. Can you think of any links for more on that?

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  deplorably stanley
January 23, 2018 9:18 pm

Richard S Post, 1969 Journal of Criminal Law and Criminology

Relationship of Tattoos to Personality Disorders

TampaRed
TampaRed
  deplorably stanley
January 23, 2018 9:20 pm

farmer is correct–piercings and tats occur much more frequently when society is under stress or approaching a momentous event–

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
January 23, 2018 7:58 pm

Its all the fault of Boomers. Their excesses were so great that the only way for successive generations to surpass them is to mutilate your body with piercings and tats.

22winmag - refugee from ZeroHedge who just couldn't take the explosion of doom porn and the avalanche of near-hourly Bitcoin stories
22winmag - refugee from ZeroHedge who just couldn't take the explosion of doom porn and the avalanche of near-hourly Bitcoin stories
  Zarathustra
January 23, 2018 10:40 pm

You have a point. The boomer generation was indeed the first “me, me, me” generation.

Mustang
Mustang
  Zarathustra
January 24, 2018 12:18 pm

Been hitting the bong again, havent you?!

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 23, 2018 7:59 pm

Let’s take a playful attempt at some humor.
Modern day ‘Before’ (eating) and ‘After’ (ink) pics.
That’s taking a tramp stamp to a whole ‘nuther level. Lotsa nice colors.
But she did round out her curves a little better after ingesting some protein.
Leaves me wonderin’ if the carpet matches the drapes, xrugger,
but modern houses nowadays have smooth, clean hardwood floors.
Ahem.
Gilette Foamy.
For sensitive skin.
Careful with that blade, punkin’.
Then again, with as many needles she’s endured,
me thinks a razor cut during a shave is nuthin’.
Oh, to be a styptic pencil.

EL Coyotazo
EL Coyotazo
  Anonymous
January 23, 2018 11:20 pm

You may already be a pencil dick.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  EL Coyotazo
January 24, 2018 8:23 am

Why you contemplating the size of my Johnson?
I’ll roll with it, as just a continuation of the humor.
No illusions here. Some dudes are hung like a light switch.
Not every man can be yuge like Mr. Ed.
Stop horsin’ around Wilbur.

Llpoh
Llpoh
January 23, 2018 8:00 pm

The Bible says make no mark upon your body. I suspect she does not read the Bible. But I am only guessing.

Mustang
Mustang
  Llpoh
January 24, 2018 12:20 pm

Leviticus 19.28

Persnickety
Persnickety
  Llpoh
January 24, 2018 8:39 pm

Don’t wear any mixed fiber clothing, either. Very important. It’s a sin.

http://biblehub.com/commentaries/leviticus/19-19.htm

(Oh, of course, Christians don’t have to follow leviticus anyway…)

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
January 23, 2018 8:10 pm

The more tats she got the more of a slob she became. These sorts of pics should serve as a fantastic tool for guys and gals to objectively evaluate future mates before they tie the knot. Then again, I suppose you need objective thinkers to be part of the mix.

Those tats are going to look so awesome when she’s 50 too!

Wip
Wip
January 23, 2018 8:18 pm

Sad. I have have met some sincerely honest and nice people all tatted up though.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Wip
January 23, 2018 9:31 pm

Errors in judgment are part and parcel of the human experience. Ditto immature behaviors or rebelliousness. If these honest, nice folks marked themselves up under the influence of intoxicants or when they were pressured into it then that’s a defense of sorts.

Intentional defacement of a permanent nature done by adults usually indicate pathology. Seeing the prevalence of this behavior of late indicates a much wider, perhaps collective pathology, similar to the way economic bubbles occur.

My guess is that when this current period of social strife resolves itself you will see a complete rejection of tattoos and they will go the way of the top hat and the hoop skirt.

EL Coyotazo
EL Coyotazo
  hardscrabble farmer
January 23, 2018 11:17 pm

Mostly, it will go because it will be associated with the older generation X.

Mustang
Mustang
  hardscrabble farmer
January 24, 2018 12:23 pm

Lets hope so farmer. A huge turnoff!

Macumazahn
Macumazahn
  hardscrabble farmer
January 25, 2018 8:17 am

When I was but a callow youth, my dad told me that tattoos are “the indelible mark of the lowlife.”
How right he was.

Stubb
Stubb
January 23, 2018 8:24 pm

It’s like spray painting a church.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Stubb
January 23, 2018 11:14 pm

You can eventually clean spraypaint off…..not tattoos. More like spraypainting the Mona Lisa.

Quik Hit
Quik Hit
January 23, 2018 8:36 pm

Meh, she became a complete slob.

Philbert Desanex
Philbert Desanex
  Quik Hit
January 24, 2018 12:19 pm

looks like the upkeep of her room is alot more slob-like too

wholy1
wholy1
January 23, 2018 8:49 pm

Hope “it” used some of that money to get sterilized.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 23, 2018 8:49 pm

probably about $10 grand worth of tattoo work, should have bought Bitcoin instead.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
January 23, 2018 9:25 pm

The tramp stamp at 20….that’s cool…I love it .

The tramp stamp at 75…when she bends over in front on the grandkids…..grandma,there’s something crawling out of the crack of your ass !

RHS Jr
RHS Jr
January 23, 2018 9:57 pm

Tattoos and crap in the nose are things savages do. PS: Boomers as a generation did not create this FUBAR System, the Great Wars, the Vietnam War or the Middle East Wars, the Federal Reserve System and easy as Hell credit, Cultural Communism, etc: the ZOG did it; nor do Boomers as a group support the ZOG System (in my opinion). If Boomers are guilty of all that is wrong, then every generation from 1900 until the ZOG is finally destroyed is guilty too.

nkit
nkit
January 23, 2018 9:57 pm

I’m pretty sure a good dick whipping could get her on the right path.. Either that or a long flight on the Lolita Express..

EL Coyotazo
EL Coyotazo
  nkit
January 23, 2018 10:12 pm

nkit the molester and Yo the mollusk are two of a kind.
The owl and the pussycat.
The molester and the mollusk.

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyotazo
January 23, 2018 11:04 pm

A stature molester? No.. A statue molester, maybe… They make brown packing peanuts?

EL Coyotazo
EL Coyotazo
  nkit
January 23, 2018 11:12 pm

Good attempt at deflecting but you know you suggested you wanted to do the tattoo girl.
She’s too young for you, naked gorilla.

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyotazo
January 23, 2018 11:20 pm

They’re all too young for me. What’s your point?

Andrea Iravani
Andrea Iravani
January 23, 2018 10:27 pm

Holy cow! That woman obviously has body dysmorphic issues! When I saw the email in my inbox, I thought that it was addressed to me,the Daddy issues inquiry , I mean. I thought, what a strange question! I have an issue with the fact that he died way before his time. That’s it.

22winmag - refugee from ZeroHedge who just couldn't take the explosion of doom porn and the avalanche of near-hourly Bitcoin stories
22winmag - refugee from ZeroHedge who just couldn't take the explosion of doom porn and the avalanche of near-hourly Bitcoin stories
January 23, 2018 10:34 pm

Forget the tattoos.

Look at the weight she has packed on.

nkit
nkit

10-15 pounds tops. You’ve done worse. Admit it…

txjohn
txjohn
January 24, 2018 1:16 am

I’m curious about the timeline between the first (a few tats) and the second (marked up like an abandoned building in downtown Detroit)…she looks lots older & more like she “was rode hard & put away wet.”

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Administrator
January 24, 2018 7:11 am

amen to that,when i was dating the 1st thing i checked was the cleanliness of the bedroom,no dirty sheets for me–
note the beer on the dresser–frustration/regret from her lifestyle choices?
what’s her ethnicity-hispanic,northeastern eyetilian?
is it the same girl-she looks taller in the 2nd photo?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
January 24, 2018 12:33 pm

Hey, Admin, what if your kid brought this girl home? Assuming her room is tidier.

TC
TC
January 24, 2018 8:38 am

Yeah, whether it’s because of the appeal of traditionalism or from just getting older, all I see is the mess in which she’s standing. Narcissists who can’t even keep a single room clean don’t make good mothers and wives.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  TC
January 24, 2018 9:32 am

That’s not her destiny.

Uoughttaknowwho
Uoughttaknowwho
January 24, 2018 9:53 am

Kind of related to the comment thread: (maybe a bit crude, but imo, anything for a laugh)

A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy.

Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia, she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon. “I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation,” she said.

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. “I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself,” he said.

“The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago.”

“And what about the third rose,” she asked.

“That’s from a man in the burn unit – he wanted to thank you for his new ears!”

Mustang
Mustang
  Uoughttaknowwho
January 24, 2018 12:29 pm

Don’t give up your day job!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mustang
January 24, 2018 12:52 pm

Didn’t like that one, pony?
‘tsokay. Nobody bats 1000.
If 4 of 10 are deemed worthy, I’ll take that %.
Sometimes we whiff, trying hit a dinger. Then come the boos.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 24, 2018 9:55 am

It’s photoshopped. The original tats don’t match the later tats. I tried considering if she had overwritten the original tats but they are too light, they appear to be just one coat and you can see her skin where you’d expect it to be painted over.