That’s One Effen Big Contrail!

Folks, I’m starting to get into this conspiracy stuff. Nevertheless, I am but a neophyte. What do you make of this??? Will it affect my brain?? Could it be Jesus doin a trial run for His Return?? 


A gigantic line stretching 13,000 miles across the planet has been spotted on Google Earth. The strange line resembles a con-trail emitted by an aeroplane but is much longer, reaching from Antarctica to the North Pole.

It was spotted by the YouTube channel SecureTeam 10.

‘This was not created by an airliner,’ it said. ‘This map here and at this distance only gives us images of the major cloud formations and weather around the Earth. ‘There are obviously hundreds of thousands of contrails by planes but we cannot see them. ‘Whatever created this cloud formation, if that’s what it is, would have to be massive. ‘Not only that, it would have the ability to go from Antarctica spanning 13,000 miles in a straight line all the way to the North Pole without stopping and without changing direction. ‘It would have to do this fast enough to leave this entire line of clouds in perfect condition like it moved over the Earth in a matter of minutes.’

 

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/alien-hunters-spot-huge-line-google-earth-stretching-13000-miles-across-globe-7342392/

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Author: Stucky

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BL
BL
February 27, 2018 3:43 pm

Really bad CGI.

Some kind of BS about a ufo/craft that can fly from pole to pole in seconds……and left that contrail.

Total BIN crap. But you never know when Project Blue Book will go live.

BL
BL
  Stucky
February 27, 2018 8:46 pm

Stucky- From Intellihub.com:

https://www.intellihub.com/secret-aircraft-travels-pole-to-pole-in-seconds/

I WAS being reasonable, just the messenger….

Jack Lovett
Jack Lovett
  BL
February 27, 2018 8:58 pm

I thought is was called bluebeam.

BL
BL
  Jack Lovett
February 28, 2018 12:27 am

Jack- You are correct, I had a brain fart and typed the wrong thing, Bluebeam is what I meant to write.

Hollywood Rob
Hollywood Rob
February 27, 2018 3:47 pm

You are way smarter than this. Gargoyle earth is made up of millions of little tiny photos. Those photos are stitched together to create the simulation of a continuous image. But from space, strange things appear. Parts go missing. In this case I suspect that you are seeing a seam that passes through the cloud removal algorithm. You should also look at the roads around your house on gargoyle earth. Look ma, no cars. They can actually find a pic of each road without cars on it so they present a no traffic view.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 27, 2018 3:49 pm

The Earth is hollow.

That’s the seam where the two halves have been put together.

Many globes will show this feature too for the sake of accuracy.

BL
BL
  Anonymous
February 27, 2018 4:03 pm

Ding, ding, ding, ding…..Anon wins the prize. I have seen that myself, LOL!

EC is dat you?

Hollywood Rob
Hollywood Rob
  Stucky
February 27, 2018 5:38 pm

Well no you retard. Flat is hollow. If you can’t understand that then you don’t get to ask any more questions. Geeze

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 27, 2018 4:05 pm

If real it could be out-gassing by a damaged satellite. Given it’s polar orbit I doubt it is a waste dump by ISS. My money is on a failed or damaged satellite propulsion or maneuvering system. I suppose it could be the trail of a large bolide hitting the atmosphere at the perfect angle similar to the one that skipped across Colorado skies back in the late 70’s but that looks like an awfully long path for that.

ConcernedCitizen
ConcernedCitizen
  IndenturedServant
February 27, 2018 4:35 pm

It is an artifact of how they stitch the images together. Or… It is the result of the airborne turboencabulators circling the earth. These turboencabulators take tetraethyliodo-heximine with trace amounts of 0.001N Halogen tracer solution and run it through an interelectrode diffusion integrator. This not only creates a Quasistatic regeneration mist, but lowers the binding energy required to merge chemically with homosapien consciousness, causing structural changes in the neural fabric, causing a high bias for conspiracy theories. Many have been seen wearing tin-foil hats.

Capn Mike
Capn Mike
  ConcernedCitizen
February 27, 2018 4:53 pm

Dat’s some ‘MAZING double talk! Well done.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
  ConcernedCitizen
February 27, 2018 5:31 pm

The retro encabulator, FTW!

Chuck
Chuck
  ConcernedCitizen
February 27, 2018 7:33 pm

It’s not real unless you have video.

Hollywood Rob
Hollywood Rob
  Stucky
February 27, 2018 5:48 pm

No I looked up turboencabulators on snoops and they are a real thing. CNN did a whole story on it with proof and everything. Apparently there are many of these turboencabulators in orbit. Almost all are manned by high school students who walked out of the school with one of the three shooters. CNN admits that it put the high school students into the turboencabulators to protect them from Donald Trump. The chem trail is actually a dump of the farts coming from all of the CNN paid students who apparently have been drinking vodka from Russia and smoking pot from CA. The pot is sent up to them in a red Tesla but the vodka has to be sent up with the cosmonauts and they deliver it from the international space station.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  Stucky
February 27, 2018 6:39 pm

Well make up yer mind. You’re not a conspiracy kind of guy right?

Looking at the vid again I’d guess the trail either started or ended SW of Greenland (not the north pole) judging by the fan shaped portion of the trail extending towards the west in that area. The close ups show a wiggling/zig-zag shape to the line that would result from an out-gassing satellite that is spinning and all satellites spin to maintain stability. Watch the news for satellite failures. Militay/spy satellites tend to orbit in polar (N-S) orbits so you might not ever hear anything unless it’s a secret satellite then you’ll hear the usual BS about how it won’t impact populated areas or that “they” are not concerned about it.

Meh, nothing to see here……moving on.

Penforce
Penforce
February 27, 2018 4:19 pm

It’s the rubber left on the road as the alien muscle car dumped the clutch on it’s quarter light-year run. Sunday! Sunday! Inter Verse National Raceway. All the big names will be there!

Llpoh
Llpoh
February 27, 2018 4:30 pm

No way a contrail. Jetstream/wind/barometric changes would move it all over the place over that distance/time it would take to deposit.

Good pic tho.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
February 27, 2018 4:41 pm

Forget the line, why is it globe shaped?

Hollywood Rob
Hollywood Rob
  hardscrabble farmer
February 27, 2018 5:40 pm

Because the earth is flat but round. And hollow too. Keep up the maphs are flying fast around here.

YouknowwhoIam
YouknowwhoIam
February 27, 2018 5:26 pm

ICBM exhaust?

rhs jr
rhs jr
February 27, 2018 5:30 pm

I’m going with a superior aircraft like the Aurora that TPTB won’t even brief the CINC or Chief of Staff about. I’m sure the Russians and Chinese are not amused by any nonsense.

kokoda the Deplorable Raccoon and I-LUV-CO2
kokoda the Deplorable Raccoon and I-LUV-CO2
February 27, 2018 5:32 pm

Pubic hair from an old guy on the camera lens.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
February 27, 2018 6:10 pm

If NASA can only show us pics of the Earth made from composite shots, how would Schpoogle be able to get on in toto?

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
February 27, 2018 6:43 pm

That UFO filmed in Belarus is pretty bitchin’ too. Fastest damn swamp gas I’ve ever seen.

TS
TS
February 27, 2018 7:40 pm

This line must be an atmospheric temperature-deviation line, just like those tide lines we see in bays, harbors and river mouths. I could have sworn that they were supposed to be blue, though.

digitalpennmedia
digitalpennmedia
February 27, 2018 7:47 pm

youtube channel MrMBB333 was sent photos from the ground after he covered this that show a perfectly straight cloud structure running horizon to horizon… The cloud make up didnt look consistent with “normal” (but what is normal these days) clouds around this formation.

MN Steel
MN Steel
  digitalpennmedia
February 27, 2018 9:35 pm

Damn glitch in The Matrix.

Holographic projections based on the viewer’s perspective mixing with the Electric Universe play hell on Schroedinger’s Cat.

FXE
FXE
  digitalpennmedia
February 28, 2018 9:15 am

dpm – Those pictures that were taken in that video at ground level somewhere around Greenland were awesome. It must have been something very immensely huge that came in from outer space at very high velocity to have created those trails. They appear to be at a fairly low altitude at that point, go from horizon to horizon, and are well over a mile wide. Strange as there was no mention of an immense sonic boom that would have resulted from such an event. Also the cloud trail looks to be about 8,000 mi long going from the southern tip of South America and dissipated somewhere in the mid Greenland area.

Maybe IS can figure this one out.

Taint Boil
Taint Boil
February 27, 2018 7:48 pm

Stopped reading at: A gigantic ….

nkit
nkit
February 27, 2018 9:34 pm
BUCKHED
BUCKHED
February 28, 2018 12:14 am

That’s the equator after the coming pole shift.

bigfoot
bigfoot
February 28, 2018 3:20 am

Seems we are in a simulation after all. Some kid out there is treating us like an ant farm.

What this kid doesn’t know is whether some other kid is treating him the same way.

overthecliff
overthecliff
February 28, 2018 8:16 am

It was the exhaust gas of an Alien Ship. The ship was piloted and occupied by aliens who live under the North Pole. They were going to deliver a load of chems(as opposed to cons) to their friends who live under the South Pole.
I pulled this evidence out of my ass just like Stucky did with question of this article.

Montefrío
Montefrío
February 28, 2018 11:04 am

My interocitor tells me…

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Goofyfoot
Goofyfoot
February 28, 2018 11:09 am

It’s the exhaust plume from the coward county copfuks lambo hauling ass away from an active shooter. Hope they remembered their pussy hats.

Warrigal
Warrigal
February 28, 2018 5:34 pm
LoofaWaffer
LoofaWaffer
April 24, 2020 11:41 pm

I mean to say the entire content here is incredibly gigantic !
Could it be a hydrozine rocket vaporizer phlume? That would be the only man made thing fast enough. And to go that fast would require kilotons of fuel … thus the large contrail.
Ve need verzification of a completely supercalifragilisticexpialidocious explanation.